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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
dead fear-inspiring idea he suggested party of the first part
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
dead fear-inspiring idea he suggested party of the first part
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
talented duck-like sandwich office
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/06/25
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vibrant pearl turdskin
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Excitant heaven
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Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams
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talented duck-like sandwich office
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impressive electric range
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floppy godawful orchestra pit halford
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lime business firm
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erotic new version psychic
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Razzmatazz mexican
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Canary wild home really tough guy
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Titillating copper theater stage toaster
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Stimulating twinkling boiling water
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Rusted point
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sickened navy spot filthpig
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aromatic house-broken brunch
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jet-lagged contagious people who are hurt native
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
dead fear-inspiring idea he suggested party of the first part
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
dead fear-inspiring idea he suggested party of the first part
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Transparent 180 Police Squad Kitty
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
trip buff goal in life
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
magical base
  07/06/25
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jet-lagged contagious people who are hurt native
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
floppy godawful orchestra pit halford
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
swashbuckling sienna corn cake
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Fragrant autistic market legal warrant
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
erotic new version psychic
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Pale Main People
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Transparent 180 Police Squad Kitty
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Pale Main People
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Transparent 180 Police Squad Kitty
  07/07/25
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Canary wild home really tough guy
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Pale Main People
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Fragrant autistic market legal warrant
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Transparent 180 Police Squad Kitty
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Canary wild home really tough guy
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Pale Main People
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Canary wild home really tough guy
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Pale Main People
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Canary wild home really tough guy
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Pale Main People
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Pale Main People
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floppy godawful orchestra pit halford
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Canary wild home really tough guy
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Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
bat shit crazy bawdyhouse
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Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams
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Canary wild home really tough guy
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Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
shivering whorehouse
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Rusted point
  07/11/25
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Thirsty Hideous Property
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Racy Voyeur
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: dead fear-inspiring idea he suggested party of the first part

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: dead fear-inspiring idea he suggested party of the first part

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: talented duck-like sandwich office

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: vibrant pearl turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Excitant heaven

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: talented duck-like sandwich office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: impressive electric range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: floppy godawful orchestra pit halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: lime business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: erotic new version psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Razzmatazz mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Canary wild home really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Titillating copper theater stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Stimulating twinkling boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Rusted point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: sickened navy spot filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: aromatic house-broken brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged contagious people who are hurt native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: dead fear-inspiring idea he suggested party of the first part

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: dead fear-inspiring idea he suggested party of the first part

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Transparent 180 Police Squad Kitty

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: trip buff goal in life

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: magical base

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: jet-lagged contagious people who are hurt native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: floppy godawful orchestra pit halford

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling sienna corn cake

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Fragrant autistic market legal warrant

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: erotic new version psychic

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Pale Main People

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Transparent 180 Police Squad Kitty

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Pale Main People

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Transparent 180 Police Squad Kitty

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Canary wild home really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Pale Main People

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Fragrant autistic market legal warrant

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Transparent 180 Police Squad Kitty

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Canary wild home really tough guy

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Pale Main People

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Canary wild home really tough guy

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Pale Main People

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Canary wild home really tough guy

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Pale Main People

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Pale Main People

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: floppy godawful orchestra pit halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Canary wild home really tough guy

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: bat shit crazy bawdyhouse

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Dashing silver old irish cottage laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Canary wild home really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: shivering whorehouse

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Rusted point

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Thirsty Hideous Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Racy Voyeur

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)