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My hot take on Geese: Gesse is really bad
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk I don't like Geese. How is this being forcememed so hard? This is terrible indie rock. I'm surprised how many people keep clicking on this shit. This guy has no motion imo.
The songs don't even seem to have melodies or concrete structure. Just sounds like aimless crooning. How is it getting so famous? |
Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:13 PM Author: Painfully honest soul-stirring theater stage beato made a good point recently that despite all their hype and playing coachella and snl and shit they have very low monthly listens on spotify, more akin to a regional act. then there's this:
https://www.wired.com/story/geese-chaotic-good-marketing-industry-plant/ |
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Date: May 3rd, 2026 1:30 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk Haha holy shit
To me it's just like I've never seen a band that shitty get so famous overnight. They literally have no good songs, not even a big single.
It's funny because I think Sombr is a talentless hack and he's up to the gills in industry plantdom. The difference is this dude is basically going to try and become the next Harry Styles. He's utterly shameless and he will obviously convert to being a pop star, and in pop no one gives a single fuck if everything about the artist is manufactured.
But in rock it's different if you're inauthentic you're getting called out fast. This is why Greta Van Fleet never got big. People could tell it was fake from the beginning |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:24 AM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk I wake up every day and the first thing I think about is how much Geese sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49863239) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:22 PM Author: Cream Range same, but for Green Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865090) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk I still hate Geese and their "fans" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49864013) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:55 PM Author: aromatic brass marketing idea persian I sort of liked "Taxes"
I listened to some of their other popular songs and it didn't do anything for me |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk Taxes is gross (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865029) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 7:43 PM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish (grumpy old, bitter and long forgotten Billy Korgan)
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk You're the prototypical Geese fan. Old, retarded, friendless scumbag with zero taste in anything. That's why hardly any exist. Evolution weeds you people out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865218) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:06 PM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish u lack any musical taste or ability, rage on loser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865251) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:07 PM Author: Cream Range he's not Billy Korgan I am you dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865258) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:10 PM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish bald fat fucks unite! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865272) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:11 PM Author: Cream Range I've lost 20 pounds this year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865277) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:14 PM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish so you look like the svelte Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865296) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:09 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk Many people are saying this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865267) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:11 PM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish u truly suck and couldn't play a tune in a concert hall to save ur life, but keep on with your authoritative takes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865278) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:15 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk Ur definitely right about that and there's zero chance this isn't true. Stay impotent and raging mad my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865297) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:17 PM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish stay out of tune, taste and touch with any honest performing musician-- playing the computer keypad doesn't count (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865312) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:35 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk You've got me dead to rights. I'm a no talent ass clown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865383) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:48 PM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish know thyself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865440) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:56 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk why do I need to do any introspection when you can do it for me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865468) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:58 PM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish because u impose ur inadequacy and sense of failure on the boart with your shitty poasts on music like a wounded duck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865480) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:59 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865482) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:13 PM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish not enough, true gays love artistes like geese https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbpMCZTe8c
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Date: May 4th, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk And retarded. I'm also retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865512) |
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Date: May 5th, 2026 6:42 AM Author: hairraiser walnut death wish to be fair: u do u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49866247) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:13 PM Author: Fragrant crystalline reading party depressive I know man, those fuckers shit all over…
::pauses, confused, eyes scanning side to side around the thread::
Uhhh… nm, guys
::backs slowly out of thread::
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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:53 PM Author: Fragrant crystalline reading party depressive This thread made me curious. After two day’s commute listening to nothing but Geese, I am ready to pass judgment.
Geese fucking sucks and anyone who enjoys it is some combination of pretentious and pretending. |
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Date: May 6th, 2026 11:55 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk overhyped by the media desperate to anoint 4 young guys playing original rock songs with real instruments. Fans are desperate for New Rock, no one is giving it to them. Geese have no talent but try really hard. Viral marketing geniuses. Media hype. Overhyped nonsense. It just means there's a huge market for New Rock no one has tapped into. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49871425) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: Fragrant crystalline reading party depressive There. Are. No. Bands. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49872916) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk Why is this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49872935) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: Fragrant crystalline reading party depressive Controlled by the same media conglomerates and shadowy conspirators that won't produce new games? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49872969) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:40 PM Author: nubile mother state If you don't "get" Geese, ya might be a cooked unc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865408) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Thirsty Very Tactful Boltzmann Police Squad i was not familiar with geese, but holy shit they suck. cameron winter has some good songs, though, like love takes miles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865424) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk lol flame? this guy can't write a tune to save his life. this stuff is so boring. it sounds like mumblecore soundcloud rap vocals on top of an Amy Winehouse B side that Mark Ronson wouldn't have touched with a 10 foot pole. Yet somehow whiter, but in a bad way. Like the type of whiteness that invented wonderbread and food with no seasoning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865473) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: Thirsty Very Tactful Boltzmann Police Squad ok well i like the one song i mentioned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865735) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:54 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk yeah but it's literally not good so can you get your ears checked please? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865811) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:37 PM Author: Thirsty Very Tactful Boltzmann Police Squad it's pretty good. i think your tastes have calcified with extreme age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865899) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 11:39 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk Impossible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865903) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: bat shit crazy nursing home personal credit line I don’t love them but I think it’s funny how they make gate keeping rock dorks spit crumbs all over their keyboard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49865743) |
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Date: May 4th, 2026 10:54 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk it's been a really long time since any great rock bands have broken through. the last really big American rock band to have a breakout mainstream moment was Greta Van Fleet, and they are rightly criticized as inauthentic copycats who had nothing original to say (the point of rock is to be unique and original icydk).
So when there's any motion in the space it's going to cause a stir. There's obviously a lot of jealousy out there from people who wanted to be famous and didn't get it. That's a big part of rock culture is whining about people who get famous. A lot of butt hurt guitarists crying about it. No doubt.
I think Rick Beato said it best about their viral marketing team: they have 20 other bands signed that didn't get famous, so there had to be something special about Geese. For whatever reason they are resonating with people. So is Angine de Poitrine.
That being said I think the main issue with Geese is that it's musically quite boring and unoriginal. There's an episode of Trackstar where the host plays Geese for Billy Corgan and tells him 'this is the next big thing in Rock' and Billy diplomatically nods and goes, "haha, yeah, haha" without spelling it out. You can tell he didn't like it from the clip. I don't like it either. The fact that dcpoast thinks it's great is a surefire sign that it sucks given his track record of loving shit that's terrible going back decades.
So yes you're right a lot of butt hurt rock musicians who never maed it are crying about some young guys living their dream. But at the same time I think virtually any listener knows it's actually just shit and it IS a head scratcher why THIS particular band blew up and not any of the other equally shitty, indistinguishable terrible modern American rock bands. It could have been anyone if this is how low the bar is. |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 5:55 PM Author: Pearl indian lodge fanboi Every musician in your rotation was pimped and marketed by the recording industry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49872941) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:10 PM Author: charcoal step-uncle's house The band GOOSE is better than GEESE (who suck). This confused me at first that there are two bands with these names https://open.spotify.com/track/4jDkjMVf4FqGQRgBIMZez1?si=VeND06fISXCxybZN_IB8Rg |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:26 PM Author: bat shit crazy nursing home personal credit line lol goose are worse friendo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49873020) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: Stirring factory reset button milk Geese are worth at least two of Goose (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49873083) |
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Date: May 7th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: charcoal step-uncle's house I’ve only heard this one song by GOOSE and liked it more than the songs by GEESE. Both band names are stupid too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#49873127) |
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Date: October 16th, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Our Penis since theyre hyping up the geese dude playing at carnegie hall, i tried to listen to my first geese song ever. after about 30 seconds i decided it sucks and closed it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5863164&forum_id=2#50192588) |
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Date: October 16th, 2026 1:10 PM Author: Simp Like Hell Tioctcr
Some of the worst songwriting I've ever heard in my entire life. What's crazy is this is the second time there's been an overhyped rock act with no talent, after Greta Van Fleet. It's always these young guys trying to be cool and bring back rock and roll but they have no melodies, chops, or licks worth remembering. Rock is really dead. To think that the last rock bands with original songs that will be remembered or have any staying power were alt J and the first two Tame Impala records before Kevin transitioned into synth pop. We've never had a time with such little rock of relevance.
In the same breath MCR just signed a massive administration deal with Warner Brothers to syndicate their music and put their songs in movies and commercials and repackage the product to boost revenue. Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails just had massive tours. Coldplay is the biggest band in the world by touring revenue. Metallica is playing The Sphere. The Eagles are still huge. Oasis is playing like 9 consecutive shows in Manchester alone.
It's absolutely nuts that rock is still beloved and powerful and worshipped by audiences but people have completely 100% forgotten how to make it. |