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Was at court and saw some lawyer get PUNKD at medal detector for condom in jack

He walked through the detector the first time and it went of...
Hilarious mad cow disease
  06/09/15
op is the type of guy who would be embarrassed to buy condom...
Shimmering Pisswyrm
  06/09/15
no. I don't use condoms so not an issue, and now you made me...
Hilarious mad cow disease
  06/09/15
oh it was used, believe me
drab vibrant state sex offender
  06/16/25
How else could get the judge to grant the Continuance?
infuriating spruce gaming laptop
  06/16/25
heights of everyone involved?
vermilion irradiated stage
  06/16/25
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infuriating spruce gaming laptop
  06/16/25


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Date: June 9th, 2015 4:15 PM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease

He walked through the detector the first time and it went off. He emptied his pockets and went again -- it went off again. Now there is like a line of 15-1 attorneys waiting to get in. The sheriff pull the guy over with the magic wand and gets to his inner jacket pocket and the thing goes nuts.

everyone turned around and the guy reached into his pocket and pulled out a flavored condom LJL. He turned bright red and the sheriffs all laughed and told him he can 'take it with him, doubt he'll ever use it.'

poor guy was maybe 25, new lawyer. He prob will never go back to that court again.

let that be a lesson to all you new lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2#28078410)



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Date: June 9th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Shimmering Pisswyrm

op is the type of guy who would be embarrassed to buy condoms at a drug store. you just need to own that shit, don't go out of your way to hide it or be embarrassed by it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2#28078432)



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Date: June 9th, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Hilarious mad cow disease

no. I don't use condoms so not an issue, and now you made me forget a great thread idea I had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2#28078438)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: drab vibrant state sex offender

oh it was used, believe me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2#49019868)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: infuriating spruce gaming laptop

How else could get the judge to grant the Continuance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2#49019915)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: vermilion irradiated stage

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2#49019898)



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Date: June 16th, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: infuriating spruce gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2903706&forum_id=2#49019916)