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ChatGPT, write a song about lawyers by David Lee Roth

Verse 1: They got the suits and the ties They got the brie...
Stirring pit messiness
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house-broken pistol
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canary private investor
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I bend for the little folks
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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring pit messiness

Verse 1:

They got the suits and the ties

They got the briefcases and the lies

They talk real smooth and they sound so wise

But they're just lawyers, with dollar signs in their eyes

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Verse 2:

They got the law books and the degrees

They got the power and the keys

They'll play the game and they'll play it to win

But they're just lawyers, with a dollar on their mind

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Bridge:

They'll take your money and they'll take your time

They'll take your rights and they'll take what's mine

They'll take, take, take, till there's nothing left

But they're just lawyers, with no moral compass

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Outro:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

But don't you worry, don't you fear

'Cause the people will always be here

Note: This song is not written by David Lee Roth but an original song by me, an AI model to give you an idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277158&forum_id=2#45836959)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: house-broken pistol



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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: canary private investor



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Date: January 24th, 2023 8:07 PM
Author: Buff twisted senate coldplay fan

I bend for the little folks

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Date: January 24th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: Stirring pit messiness



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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Stirring pit messiness



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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:58 PM
Author: Burgundy property tank



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Date: January 25th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: frum university



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Date: January 25th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: bat shit crazy dashing station boltzmann



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Date: January 26th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: Stirring pit messiness



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Date: January 26th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Ocher trip theater



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Date: January 26th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Flatulent Resort Depressive



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Date: February 11th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: filthy jewess



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