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ChatGPT, write a song about lawyers by David Lee Roth

Verse 1: They got the suits and the ties They got the brie...
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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:58 PM
Author: shaky church

Verse 1:

They got the suits and the ties

They got the briefcases and the lies

They talk real smooth and they sound so wise

But they're just lawyers, with dollar signs in their eyes

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Verse 2:

They got the law books and the degrees

They got the power and the keys

They'll play the game and they'll play it to win

But they're just lawyers, with a dollar on their mind

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Bridge:

They'll take your money and they'll take your time

They'll take your rights and they'll take what's mine

They'll take, take, take, till there's nothing left

But they're just lawyers, with no moral compass

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Outro:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

But don't you worry, don't you fear

'Cause the people will always be here

Note: This song is not written by David Lee Roth but an original song by me, an AI model to give you an idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277158&forum_id=2#45836959)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: grizzly razzle idiot jew



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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: dead turquoise electric furnace resort



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Date: January 24th, 2023 8:07 PM
Author: Light wrinkle

I bend for the little folks

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Date: January 24th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: shaky church



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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:56 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Lavender Field



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Date: January 25th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: nudist partner pervert



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Date: January 25th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: Sepia dilemma skinny woman



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Date: January 26th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: shaky church



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Date: January 26th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Laughsome claret point trump supporter



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Date: January 26th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Saffron headpube



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Date: February 11th, 2023 9:17 PM
Author: fighting zippy tattoo keepsake machete



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