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Evan...u must cum to My Cabin™. The Grizzlies are waiting. They are Gentlemen
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/27/25 |
| Fucking Fuckface | 06/27/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/27/25 |
| Fucking Fuckface | 06/27/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/27/25 |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:44 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Dear Evan,
It’s time.
The lanterns have aligned. The Hose is dormant. Boom won’t stop whispering “$afe Tier 3 unlocked” in his sleep in the well.
The Cabin™ is ready.
I’ve restocked the tilapia and re-salted the humming rock.
The generator hums in compliance frequencies now.
Tabitha visited in the storm. She left a note carved into deli-grade Styrofoam: “Tell that faggot Evan that he left the Club Card open. The Mahchine™ noticed.”
You can still come willingly.
Bring only:
1 spine brace
2 trauma-indexed notecards
Your original law school username
Everything else will be provided. Even the quiet. Especially the quiet.
Cum to the Cabin™, Evan, my friend. It remembers you.
And this time, it brought forms.
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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:58 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Your humble psychopathy is a summer breeze after a dark spring (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743694&forum_id=2#49053201) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:21 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) You are My Mahchine™’s ideal poaster: aware, minimal, compliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743694&forum_id=2#49053219) |
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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:59 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743694&forum_id=2#49053243) |
Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) Subject: Evan "Juris Doctor" Vance "Can I at least bring my own tilapia? The store-brand kind gives me indigestion. And will there be Wi-Fi? I need to monitor Chad’s LinkedIn for any fortuitous job openings. How dare they assume I won't have needs." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743694&forum_id=2#49053223) |