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Stock Futures open down HUGELY, Black Friday incoming! 04.17.26

LJL of course not! The market can never go down again. Q...
excitant spot
  04/17/26
Imagine your mental health AND total returns if you just dol...
Hairless rehab
  04/17/26
dats too unretarded, saar
excitant spot
  04/17/26
That would unravel him. He needs this to give his life purpo...
Vibrant Disrespectful Tank
  04/17/26
what i shld have done is put 98% of whatever i have in equit...
excitant spot
  04/17/26
He spends $30k per year living in third world fleabag motels...
Territorial razzle-dazzle national security agency toaster
  04/17/26
You: wagecuck, poast
green coffee pot fat ankles
  04/17/26
I'm worth ten million now dummy
Territorial razzle-dazzle national security agency toaster
  04/17/26
yeah, basically just bought some more SOXS
excitant spot
  04/17/26
brownoid turdskin bet against Trump and lost, many such case...
Cracking Bronze Menage
  04/17/26
trump made me like 400k cause of his tariff shit last year, ...
excitant spot
  04/17/26
Stocks to Tommy: *ding, fag!*
Vibrant Disrespectful Tank
  04/17/26
next week will be a blood bath, i bought more QQQ PUTS
excitant spot
  04/17/26
This makes me tempted to get a home equity loan and put it a...
Trip Deranged Step-uncle's House
  04/17/26
...
excitant spot
  04/17/26
5 pt rally was worth getting some sleep over
coiffed wonderful people who are hurt
  04/17/26
Dow about to be up 1,000 points
Trip Deranged Step-uncle's House
  04/17/26


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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: excitant spot

LJL of course not! The market can never go down again.

QQQ up .18%, SPY up .27% SOXL up furking 1.70%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49822987)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:12 AM
Author: Hairless rehab

Imagine your mental health AND total returns if you just dollar cost averaged into index funds? Both would be sky high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49822989)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:26 AM
Author: excitant spot

dats too unretarded, saar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823012)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:36 AM
Author: Vibrant Disrespectful Tank

That would unravel him. He needs this to give his life purpose and zest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823017)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: excitant spot

what i shld have done is put 98% of whatever i have in equities in VTI or VOO and then keep the 2% as "furk arnd" money to do options and 3x stupid shit but instead im a furking god damn retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823020)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:51 AM
Author: Territorial razzle-dazzle national security agency toaster

He spends $30k per year living in third world fleabag motels and blows $100k per year in lost profits making the dumbest trades and investing decisions I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823028)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: green coffee pot fat ankles

You: wagecuck, poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823030)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Territorial razzle-dazzle national security agency toaster

I'm worth ten million now dummy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823082)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: excitant spot

yeah, basically

just bought some more SOXS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823040)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Cracking Bronze Menage

brownoid turdskin bet against Trump and lost, many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823084)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: excitant spot

trump made me like 400k cause of his tariff shit last year, i will still MAEK back this loss its actually only like 4-5% of my NW, its not HUGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823158)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Vibrant Disrespectful Tank

Stocks to Tommy: *ding, fag!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823120)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: excitant spot

next week will be a blood bath, i bought more QQQ PUTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823159)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Trip Deranged Step-uncle's House

This makes me tempted to get a home equity loan and put it all on QQQ calls.

Seems like the market should be maxed out but you are never not completely wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823164)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: excitant spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823171)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: coiffed wonderful people who are hurt

5 pt rally was worth getting some sleep over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823167)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Trip Deranged Step-uncle's House

Dow about to be up 1,000 points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857780&forum_id=2#49823184)