Date: October 4th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring galvanic turdskin
the old encyclopedia dramatica page had a good rundown. not sure if that site still exists.
BARZINIMANDIAS
I met a poaster from a Big 10 land
Who said: Two vast and chubby legs of stone
Stand in the quad. Near them, on the grass,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose cheeks
And cloddish chin, and gaze of dim command
Tell its sculptor well his threads had read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these plumpish things
The posts that mocked him and the Jewess that fled
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Barzinimandias, king of kings:
Look on my Fort, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Little beside remains. Round the decay
Of his blundered life, virginal and spare,
Sororistutes and tourists stretch far away
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5909813&forum_id=2#50171460)