Date: October 9th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: boyish house skinny woman
You're a nihilistic Philosopher-Scumgineer working at a big tech company while trying to balance getting laid, not losing your hair, and trying to increase your net worth in a VHCOL city.
Characters that can join your party:
- A Loser who lives in a trailer park and talks about the State of Gaming and phenotypes all day
- An Indian guy who travels around the world drinking juice and fucking lizards
- A gay guy from Seattle who works in a grocery store and writes ridiculous fictional stories
- An old guy from Atlanta with a disastrous dating history and can't beat Elden Ring