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Things they don’t make commercials for anymore

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
vigorous painfully honest alpha
  05/26/24
God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
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Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere 1-800-DENTIST too
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I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers...
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  05/26/24
Just use 10-10-321!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM
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OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads Do mesot...
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I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember ci...
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(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. ...
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Way more cereal commercials back in the day
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never see Snapple ads anymore
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margarine that tastes like butter
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Lottery commercials
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“Best of” CD mixes
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
Exciting ape
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Period pads using blue ink.
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Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the ...
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Miss Cleo
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Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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Now That's What I Call Music 250
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the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that t...
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Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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They are all online now
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Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
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I never see “PSAs” anymore
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Dexatrim
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Woolite
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: vigorous painfully honest alpha

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Chrome mad cow disease

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Ruby frisky trump supporter

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Odious pocket flask theatre

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz address place of business

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Sable lay striped hyena

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: vigorous painfully honest alpha

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: drab razzle turdskin

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: drab razzle turdskin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: bearded vibrant new version

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: vigorous painfully honest alpha

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: bearded vibrant new version

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Beta soul-stirring nowag

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: buck-toothed knife

White people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692585)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: house-broken charcoal tanning salon

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: slap-happy french chef

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Exciting ape

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: vigorous painfully honest alpha

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Exciting ape

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Beta soul-stirring nowag

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz address place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Beta soul-stirring nowag

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: slap-happy french chef

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Magenta windowlicker chapel

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Exciting ape

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Odious pocket flask theatre

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Exciting ape

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Chrome mad cow disease

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: harsh arousing yarmulke temple

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: harsh arousing yarmulke temple

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: bearded vibrant new version

Get connected

For free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: garnet reading party fortuitous meteor

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: house-broken charcoal tanning salon

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Underhanded cruise ship depressive

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: multi-colored stubborn feces dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Sable lay striped hyena

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: milky passionate locale

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: house-broken charcoal tanning salon

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: multi-colored stubborn feces dysfunction

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: multi-colored stubborn feces dysfunction

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: sexy hunting ground

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: multi-colored stubborn feces dysfunction

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz address place of business

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: Slate Area

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: Pink Mischievous Lettuce

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: rough-skinned potus

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Coral Lascivious Casino Multi-billionaire

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Titillating Tantric Step-uncle's House Hissy Fit

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: garnet reading party fortuitous meteor

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: drab razzle turdskin

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: drab razzle turdskin

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Bossy thriller field

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: drab razzle turdskin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Bossy thriller field

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: milky passionate locale

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694523)