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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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stirring stag film cuck
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Hyperventilating Halford Base
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
stirring stag film cuck
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Hyperventilating Halford Base
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
stirring stag film cuck
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
boyish salmon philosopher-king boistinker
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
stirring stag film cuck
  07/06/25
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mind-boggling den
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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judgmental jew telephone
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Misunderstood nofapping french chef
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Titillating very tactful half-breed
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
judgmental jew telephone
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Hyperventilating Halford Base
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
judgmental jew telephone
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
stirring stag film cuck
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
judgmental jew telephone
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Hyperventilating Halford Base
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
stirring stag film cuck
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
judgmental jew telephone
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
mildly autistic house-broken school quadroon
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
judgmental jew telephone
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
mewling heaven deer antler
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
aquamarine greedy university hairy legs
  07/06/25
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Titillating very tactful half-breed
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Misunderstood nofapping french chef
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
puce range
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
razzle menage
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
beady-eyed puppy
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
stirring stag film cuck
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
mildly autistic house-broken school quadroon
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
stirring stag film cuck
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
mildly autistic house-broken school quadroon
  07/07/25
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Claret talented nursing home dopamine
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
razzle menage
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
mildly autistic house-broken school quadroon
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Claret talented nursing home dopamine
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Claret talented nursing home dopamine
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Claret talented nursing home dopamine
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard
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Misunderstood nofapping french chef
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Claret talented nursing home dopamine
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stirring stag film cuck
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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judgmental jew telephone
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Claret talented nursing home dopamine
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stirring stag film cuck
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Exhilarant talking becky
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Lavender native wagecucks
  07/11/25
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stirring stag film cuck
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Obsidian Mother
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: stirring stag film cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Halford Base

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: stirring stag film cuck

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Halford Base

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: stirring stag film cuck

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: boyish salmon philosopher-king boistinker

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: stirring stag film cuck

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Smoky racy home gaming laptop

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: judgmental jew telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: boyish salmon philosopher-king boistinker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Spectacular Trailer Park Fat Ankles



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Misunderstood nofapping french chef



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Fuchsia Massive Dragon



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: beady-eyed puppy



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Soggy Mexican



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Claret talented nursing home dopamine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Indigo trust fund



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: flesh church building



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Lavender native wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: hateful property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Thirsty avocado shrine



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Titillating very tactful half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: judgmental jew telephone

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Halford Base

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: judgmental jew telephone

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: stirring stag film cuck

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: judgmental jew telephone

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Halford Base

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: stirring stag film cuck

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: judgmental jew telephone

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: mildly autistic house-broken school quadroon

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: judgmental jew telephone

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mewling heaven deer antler

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: aquamarine greedy university hairy legs

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Titillating very tactful half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Misunderstood nofapping french chef

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: puce range

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: razzle menage

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed puppy

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: stirring stag film cuck

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: mildly autistic house-broken school quadroon

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: stirring stag film cuck

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic house-broken school quadroon

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Claret talented nursing home dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: razzle menage

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic house-broken school quadroon

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Claret talented nursing home dopamine

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Claret talented nursing home dopamine

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Claret talented nursing home dopamine

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Zombie-like Faggotry Gay Wizard

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Misunderstood nofapping french chef



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Claret talented nursing home dopamine

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: stirring stag film cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Mauve appetizing pocket flask

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: judgmental jew telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Claret talented nursing home dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: stirring stag film cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant talking becky

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Lavender native wagecucks

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: stirring stag film cuck



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Obsidian Mother

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)