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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
heady scarlet rigor
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
heady scarlet rigor
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Fishy charismatic whorehouse
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/06/25
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olive nibblets
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Mauve Stock Car
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Wild crimson cuck regret
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Fishy charismatic whorehouse
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spectacular azure party of the first part
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Wine provocative mental disorder center
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Supple glassy dog poop fanboi
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Grizzly Mediation Hospital
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At-the-ready locale
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Rose Stead
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Passionate garrison
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honey-headed electric newt
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Bistre alcoholic institution
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razzle-dazzle self-absorbed church building quadroon
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titillating purple keepsake machete macaca
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Autistic Jade Volcanic Crater Corner
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Wild crimson cuck regret
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
heady scarlet rigor
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Wild crimson cuck regret
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Wild crimson cuck regret
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
heady scarlet rigor
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Wild crimson cuck regret
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
razzle step-uncle's house roommate
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Wild crimson cuck regret
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Aphrodisiac Coiffed Masturbator
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Odious crystalline striped hyena
  07/06/25
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Autistic Jade Volcanic Crater Corner
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Wine provocative mental disorder center
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
thriller bonkers forum tattoo
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Fragrant bawdyhouse foreskin
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Grizzly Mediation Hospital
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Dark cruise ship cumskin
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
razzle step-uncle's house roommate
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Dark cruise ship cumskin
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
razzle step-uncle's house roommate
  07/07/25
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Rose Stead
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Dark cruise ship cumskin
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Fragrant bawdyhouse foreskin
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
razzle step-uncle's house roommate
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Rose Stead
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Dark cruise ship cumskin
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Rose Stead
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Dark cruise ship cumskin
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Rose Stead
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Dark cruise ship cumskin
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Dark cruise ship cumskin
  07/11/25
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Wine provocative mental disorder center
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Rose Stead
  07/07/25
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Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
excitant violet stage reading party
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Wild crimson cuck regret
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Rose Stead
  07/11/25
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Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Irradiated Gas Station French Chef
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Bistre alcoholic institution
  07/11/25
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Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Embarrassed to the bone state toilet seat
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: heady scarlet rigor

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: heady scarlet rigor

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Fishy charismatic whorehouse

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: olive nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Mauve Stock Car

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Wild crimson cuck regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077871)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Fishy charismatic whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: spectacular azure party of the first part



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Wine provocative mental disorder center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Supple glassy dog poop fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Grizzly Mediation Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: At-the-ready locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Rose Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Passionate garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: honey-headed electric newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Bistre alcoholic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle self-absorbed church building quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: titillating purple keepsake machete macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Autistic Jade Volcanic Crater Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Wild crimson cuck regret

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: heady scarlet rigor

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Wild crimson cuck regret

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Wild crimson cuck regret

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: heady scarlet rigor

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Wild crimson cuck regret

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house roommate

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Wild crimson cuck regret

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Coiffed Masturbator

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Odious crystalline striped hyena

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Autistic Jade Volcanic Crater Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Wine provocative mental disorder center

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: thriller bonkers forum tattoo

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Fragrant bawdyhouse foreskin

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Grizzly Mediation Hospital

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Dark cruise ship cumskin

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house roommate

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Dark cruise ship cumskin

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house roommate

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Rose Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship cumskin

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Fragrant bawdyhouse foreskin

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house roommate

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Rose Stead

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship cumskin

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Rose Stead

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship cumskin

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Rose Stead

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship cumskin

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Dark cruise ship cumskin

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Wine provocative mental disorder center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Rose Stead

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: excitant violet stage reading party

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Wild crimson cuck regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Rose Stead



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Gas Station French Chef

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Bistre alcoholic institution

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Vigorous Ladyboy Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone state toilet seat

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)