But I was pissed about a guy she fucked while we were still in the “getting to know each other” phase. He didn’t have to do anything to fuck her. Just be Chad. In fact the day she fucked Chad, I drove her three hours to pick up a female friend. I had to go home that night to visit a family member.

She fucked him. Then kissed me again the next day. And three days later we became official. I was crushed. But I stayed with her because I was young and thought the best I’ll ever do is be with a woman and clean up Chad’s leftovers.

And it ate at me forever. So when I became partner she was holding the baby and had tears in her eyes. So proud of me. I screamed at her and I said “this isn’t for you. This is for me. This is my fuck you to you and Chad. Fuck you both.”

Then I walked out, a man who became more valuable with age. All 5’9 of me who has now shrunk down to 5’8 with age. My hairline non existent, the dark brown hair fibers that don’t even match my graying “hair” (or what’s left of my Norwood 4) but looked good in the bathroom are now exposed in natural sunlight, if you look closely enough you can see them steaming off my head with every gust of wind. The shoulders on my white brooks brothers 347 shirt dark brown.

My teeth yellow. The moles on my face growing by the week. I hobble my 275lb body toward the 18 year old FOID on the street corner who I can now get because I’m now valuable. I run towards her with my arms extended. She screams. My hand reaches toward her smooth leg in her denim skirt. She’s screaming louder and louder takes a swing at me and sprints away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153532)

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906504&mc=5&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153533)

EDIT: And a big fuck you to everyone who laughed at my stupidity! LOOK WHO'S GETTING THE LAST LAUGH NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS!! I'm gonna be richrichrichrichrichrichrich!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153557)

please send to wallet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153542)

0x889B9c83d24556E700Ba2dcFb64f5C58B3750f03

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153559)

PLEASE PROBABLY-FAKE GATORMO MAKE MY NEXT ALIMONY PAYMENT SO I DONT GET THROWN IN JAIL WITH DARNELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153579)

I can't post it during my pending divorce because discovery is ongoing.

I will nonetheless accept the ETH and disclose the marital asset to opposing counsel.

I may need help coming up with a legally sufficient explanation of its source.

draft v.1: “An anonymous man, woman, or other entity known only by a posting handle consisting of text arranged into the graphical representation of an alligator, who offered crypto to sympathetic individuals and has a reputation among other anonymous men, women, or entities for generosity.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153587)

I have a cc with 5k on it. If this is paid off my life would materially change.

0xA481F00EDb59FA2CA3ba27F7BcA090529a686a3D

Non lawyer.

Work a shitty back breaking warehouse job. In debt because my house got flooded with literal sewage feces and I had to take out loans to get it fixed & cleaned up with the city. Also I had to buy a new toilet & plumbing for like 2k.

If my car breaks down again I'll probably lose my job also.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153721)

Tsinah, if you poast a pic of your cock in the next 5 minutes, I'll email you the seed phrase for the wallet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50153863)

Non lawyer

House literally flooded with sewage main from the entire street, city had to come fix it but left my house covered in filth. Car broke down almost died in a crash thanks to a snowstorm. barely holding down my menial job commuting from an exurb.

Had to take out loans to help family, house. barely scraping by. Net worth is -30k

Been posting about it as 'kelso' for a few years.

Got £4.5k on one cc, checking fully overdrawn. just missed a payment for the first time this month.

This is the shortest version. Its over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50154373)

0xCdc3EaE1E515168c264c888b772d2E6a343AFe95

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906526&forum_id=2#50154377)