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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
180 canary gas station
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
marvelous church
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
dull floppy travel guidebook double fault
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
dull floppy travel guidebook double fault
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
dull floppy travel guidebook double fault
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
dull floppy travel guidebook double fault
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
dull floppy travel guidebook double fault
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Crusty sanctuary
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Crusty sanctuary
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
fluffy menage elastic band
  04/08/25
that's rude
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/08/25
...
swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
avocado rehab
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
dull floppy travel guidebook double fault
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
spruce aromatic stage hunting ground
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/08/25
...
swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce
  04/08/25
...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce
  04/09/25
...
swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Sienna quadroon school
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Frum adventurous national famous landscape painting
  04/09/25
Ty
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/09/25
...
glittery internet-worthy chapel
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
soul-stirring shrine pisswyrm
  04/09/25
...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
vibrant den
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Orchid bateful feces
  05/02/25
...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  05/12/25
...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Frum adventurous national famous landscape painting
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Crusty sanctuary
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Crusty sanctuary
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Silver Stubborn Step-uncle's House
  06/03/25
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chandler (retired)
  06/26/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: 180 canary gas station

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: marvelous church

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: dull floppy travel guidebook double fault

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: dull floppy travel guidebook double fault

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: dull floppy travel guidebook double fault

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: dull floppy travel guidebook double fault

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: dull floppy travel guidebook double fault

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Crusty sanctuary

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Crusty sanctuary

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: fluffy menage elastic band

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: avocado rehab

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: dull floppy travel guidebook double fault

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: spruce aromatic stage hunting ground

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling jet athletic conference lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Sienna quadroon school

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Frum adventurous national famous landscape painting

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: glittery internet-worthy chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring shrine pisswyrm

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: vibrant den

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Orchid bateful feces

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Frum adventurous national famous landscape painting

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Crusty sanctuary

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Laughsome Chestnut Parlor Chad

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Crusty sanctuary

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Silver Stubborn Step-uncle's House

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)