Pretty sure my niece traded sex for a rare labubu
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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
My niece lives with my wife and I. She is in her mid-20's. She graduated from college this year and is looking for a permanent job in our city. She had a fairly serious drug habit when she was younger, which she used to support by selling her pussy. She has been sober for about 4 years now. But I know she still has an account on seeking and occasionally meets up with guys when she needs some extra money.
Anyway, on Saturday, she left home for most of the day to see "her friend." She comes home with a Zimomo labubu doll. For the uninitiated, Zimomo is one of the "rare" labubus. A quick glance on eBay indicates that they usually sell for $400+. She said that "her friend" bought it for her. Now my niece is an autistic introvert who barely has any friends, and the few friends she has are broke college students who are not buying her $400 presents. She also is in some kind of situationship, but this "boyfriend" generally treats her like crap and is also too broke to buy her a $400 present. So I have to assume that she found some dude on seeking and offered to fuck him if he would buy her the Zimomo.
I guess the point of this story is that if you can get your hands on a rare labubu doll, there are college girls who will fuck you for it. Just a PSA for the balding lawyers on this bort.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061447) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
If that is what you took away from this story, then I expect you will have a bright future checking commas in biglaw.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061615) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,...,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,
Or a dark one
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062723) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Wasn't that obvious? I can't believe you felt like you needed to spell that out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061697) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
I am not biologically related to her, but I 100% would. I could never admit this IRL, but as an xoxo pumo, I will admit that I enjoy the view of her ass when she walks around the house in short shorts, and I love it when she wears tank tops while cleaning, because the view when she bends over is fantastic. They are definitely D cups if not larger. That said, while she's not fat, she is a little bit on the chubby side. But at my age, pretty much any mid-20's woman is sexy as hell. I'll say she is an objective 8 but maybe a 6/7 on the age-adjusted scale. I'll see if I can find any recent pictures where she looks good that won't out me or her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061495) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Honestly, she probably wouldn't care if I shared it. But given that it shows the city where we live and photos of her face, I may as well share a link back to myself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062062) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Market rate where? We live in kind of a second-tier city. Based on my limited knowledge, I think this is close to the market rate, particularly for a girl that is hot but not an objective 9/10. Plus I get the impression that she prefers to see dudes that she actually likes even if they pay a little less. She's totally obsessed with labubu, though, which probably also plays a role.
I wish I could just ask. "So did you suck dick for this labubu, or did you actually take dick? How many times? Did you insist on straight missionary, or did you agree to some kinky stuff for this?" But when I have already admitted to checking out her ass on a regular basis, I should probably avoid the "creepy uncle" vibe.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061557) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
tbh, I never heard of Labubu before this thread
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062054) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061954
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062317) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
This is true, and my niece is a case in point. Autistic people are willing to ignore society's rules that they think are pointless. My niece is willing to slut it up because she thinks that the societal norm that people (especially women) should not slut it up is dumb.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061958) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
She has deleted all of her social media, so finding good pictures has been surprisingly difficult. I found one photo from her wilder days that I may have downloaded and saved on my computer for spank bank material. So here you go:
https://imgur.com/a/0Ho0jN3
This is an older photo; she is a bit chubbier than this now. But it gives you the basic idea.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061536) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
I'll see what I can do, but I don't have many recent photos, and the ones that I do have are not at all sexy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061574) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
Sorry, that isn't an objective 8.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061613) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
An xoxo 5/6 is still an objective 8. Plus you can't see her boobs in this photo, which are probably her best feature.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061624) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
If I can find any photos where she is wearing a tank top or bikini, I will poast immediately. She's wearing baggy T-shirts in all the photos I can find, and they don't really do them justice. I found one photo showing a hint of cleavage, but it's ancient, and you can't see them very well anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061656) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Some of her friends from her drug days definitely fit that description, but not so much her. She's not particularly impulsive now that she is sober. But she does have the nice combination of high sex drive and autism. Her mindset is that she likes sex, older dudes like to have sex with her and are willing to pay for it, so why shouldn't she have sex with them for money? I'm pretty sure that she also fucked some guy to get him to pay her car registration fees.
If I find some good photos, I will poast them immediately. But right now all I have are a couple really old ones that are kind of sexy and some more recent ones where she is wearing baggy T-shirts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061720) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
She didn't share it with me specifically. She had this on her social media back when she was still doing drugs. I may have downloaded it for spank bank purposes back in the day.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061703) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
How do I live with this girl and have so few good photos of her boobs? After searching both my and my wife's photo libraries extensively, this is the best I got:
https://imgur.com/a/WdhfbmN
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061954) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Tonight I'll tell her that she needs to get naked and let me take some photos for my Internet friends.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062044) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
I think she has lost some weight since that photo was taken, but she's definitely a little bit on the bigger side. It's not very noticeable most of the time, though. I think she's pretty good at picking clothes that are baggy enough to hide the extra fat but tight enough to show off her boobs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062056) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
I'll be sure to let her know.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062193) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
100% not flame. If this were flame, at the bare minimum, I would have a better set of pics.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061959) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
She told me that it was a rare one and sent me a picture of it. I googled "labubu that looks like a white angel" and determined that it was a Zimomo.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061581) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,...,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,
If he has kids aged 6-10 he knows labubus
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062743) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Or if you have millenial/Gen Z women who watch TikTok in your life, you also know labubus. My niece has been obsessed ever since she saw the TikToks. Obsessed to the point of trading pussy to get her hands on them, apparently.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062753) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
If they can get you laid, does that matter?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061611) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,...,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062754) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
I am certain she wants another one, but I'm not sure how to start that discussion. "Let's face it: we both know that you got your labubu by selling your pussy. I found a racist middle-aged lawyer on the Internet who is also interested in trading your pussy for a labubu. Should I put the two of you in touch?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061647) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:08 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Normally I ask for 30%, but I'll do it for 20% for an xoxo brother.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49061681) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,...,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,
You don’t appreciate how hard it is to get a labubu rn. Rich SAHMs are ripping each others eyes out for these
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062842) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
This is a true story. But you can still get the rare ones on eBay or StockX if you are willing to spend a few hundred dollars. Which, as noted elsewhere in this thread, is not an unreasonable price to pay to fuck a mid-20's recent college graduate with large breasts.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062905) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
JFC. I work hard to create content and spank bank material for balding lawyers, and this is the type of appreciation I get. I poasted multiple pictures of the niece. I can poast a photo of the fucking labubu as well if you would like. If this were flame, I would have prepared much better pics. Even I was kind of disappointed that I could only find one cleavage photo from several years ago.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062320) |
Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 AM Author: Dave Prole
My wife is in Taiwan buying a shit ton of these trying to get a gold one
My daughter has a bunch already so she gave me one of her dupes to give to an injured kid whose family came into sign. I looked it up on eBay and they're selling for $60
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062386) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Finally someone appreciates the labubu insanity. They are only available at a small number of retailers in the U.S., but they sell out almost instantly. There are entire TikTok videos explaining what time of day they restock, how to manipulate your cart so that you can finish the checkout process before they sell out, etc. And then you usually have to drive long distances to actually pick up the box. It's today's equivalent of Cabbage Patch dolls or Beanie Babies for oldmos who remember past toy crazes that resulted in ridiculous prices.
The other thing about labubus is that they are sold in blind boxes. For each type of box, there are (I think) 6 common labubus and one limited edition rare labubu. There is only like a 1/72 chance of getting the rare one. Even the common ones can sell for $50 or more on eBay or StockX. But the rare ones sell for hundreds. So for those who think this is flame, the cost of a rare labubu doll is around the market rate for the cost of hiring a sex worker for an hour.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062780) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Again, this is 100% not flame. Here is a photo of the labubu, asshole:
https://imgur.com/a/NMJl6jj
If you do a quick search, you can easily verify that this is a rare labubu worth hundreds of dollars. I'm not going to spend that kind of money just to create an xoxo flame. If you really want me to prove that this is real, I'm sure she will let me borrow the doll. I can poast another picture of the doll with a piece of paper saying "xoxo" underneath it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062798) |
Date: July 1st, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,...,.,.,...,.,.,.,.,.,
Apparently there is a lawyer labubu
https://toysez.com/products/labubu-the-monsters-x-one-piece-series-trafalgar-law
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49062791) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Is this an actual labubu or some kind of knockoff series? That seems way too cheap for a "real" labubu. And yes, I am moderately embarrassed that I know this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063144) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
No shit, Sherlock. I wasn't suggesting that this was a counterfeit labubu. I was wondering if it is a knockoff series created by Pop Mart (or some other vendor) but not part of the core "labubu" series. To a series collector, these knockoff series are not real "labubu."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063240) |
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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
Counterfeit labubu are everywhere. There are entire guides on TikTok and elsewhere describing how to distinguish authentic labubus from fakes. Fakes sometimes have the wrong number of teeth, which is a dead giveaway, but other times it is more subtle.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744733&forum_id=2#49063236) |
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