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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Slippery chocolate senate dingle berry
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Slippery chocolate senate dingle berry
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Maroon station
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/06/25
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Flirting Thirsty Cuck Stock Car
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  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
mentally impaired violet home personal credit line
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Slippery chocolate senate dingle berry
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
mentally impaired violet home personal credit line
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
mentally impaired violet home personal credit line
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Slippery chocolate senate dingle berry
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
mentally impaired violet home personal credit line
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
canary crusty people who are hurt resort
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
mentally impaired violet home personal credit line
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
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This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
nighttime mischievous property
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Beta Aphrodisiac Site Boiling Water
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Fear-inspiring Galvanic Point Fortuitous Meteor
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
blue generalized bond piazza
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Irate Swashbuckling Sanctuary Circlehead
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
cruel-hearted gas station pervert
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Stirring Dog Poop
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
canary crusty people who are hurt resort
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Stirring Dog Poop
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
canary crusty people who are hurt resort
  07/07/25
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Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Stirring Dog Poop
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Irate Swashbuckling Sanctuary Circlehead
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
canary crusty people who are hurt resort
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Stirring Dog Poop
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Stirring Dog Poop
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Stirring Dog Poop
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Fear-inspiring Galvanic Point Fortuitous Meteor
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker
  07/07/25
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Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker
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Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
jade indian lodge black woman
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Glassy nursing home really tough guy
  07/11/25
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Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Supple disturbing step-uncle's house therapy
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Slippery chocolate senate dingle berry

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Slippery chocolate senate dingle berry

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Maroon station

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Flirting Thirsty Cuck Stock Car



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: orange forum doctorate

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: mentally impaired violet home personal credit line



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Maroon station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Olive Diverse Shrine



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Galvanic Point Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: misunderstood trip field gaping



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: cruel-hearted gas station pervert



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Brass sadistic kitty cat hunting ground



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: pearly house dopamine



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: stubborn translucent hissy fit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Glassy nursing home really tough guy



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bull headed lay stain



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: lascivious flatulent location



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Beta Aphrodisiac Site Boiling Water



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: mentally impaired violet home personal credit line

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Slippery chocolate senate dingle berry

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired violet home personal credit line

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: mentally impaired violet home personal credit line

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Slippery chocolate senate dingle berry

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired violet home personal credit line

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: canary crusty people who are hurt resort

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: mentally impaired violet home personal credit line

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bisexual headpube brunch

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: nighttime mischievous property

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Beta Aphrodisiac Site Boiling Water



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Galvanic Point Fortuitous Meteor

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: blue generalized bond piazza

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Irate Swashbuckling Sanctuary Circlehead

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: cruel-hearted gas station pervert

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Stirring Dog Poop

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: canary crusty people who are hurt resort

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Stirring Dog Poop

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: canary crusty people who are hurt resort

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Stirring Dog Poop

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Irate Swashbuckling Sanctuary Circlehead

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: canary crusty people who are hurt resort

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Stirring Dog Poop

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Stirring Dog Poop

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Stirring Dog Poop

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Stirring Dog Poop

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Galvanic Point Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Motley Jap Cumskin

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mentally impaired violet home personal credit line



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cerebral apoplectic candlestick maker



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: jade indian lodge black woman

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Glassy nursing home really tough guy

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Slate Gaming Laptop Becky



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Supple disturbing step-uncle's house therapy

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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