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Ferengi, describe your boobs please

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Mega Penis
  10/10/26
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(-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)
  10/10/26
gross
philodemus
  10/10/26
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Profit_and_Lace_(episod...
ferengi
  10/10/26
jesus fucking christ
AI LLM JSON
  10/10/26
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Trust If Aryan
  10/11/26
This is not what we're looking for.
Mega Penis
  10/10/26
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ferengi
  10/10/26
I suppose a pic is out of the question?
Mega Penis
  10/10/26
correct
ferengi
  10/10/26
Understandable. Ty for the brief yet vivid description of y...
Mega Penis
  10/10/26
here are some pics of me in a boobily dress last year with m...
ferengi
  10/10/26
Ty ty ty.
Mega Penis
  10/10/26
full body at semi flattering angle but you can still tell i'...
ferengi
  10/10/26
are you matriculating to law school this fall
AI LLM JSON
  10/10/26
sure why not, by the time i graduate the profession will be ...
ferengi
  10/10/26
I can save you
Consuela
  10/10/26
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AI LLM JSON
  10/10/26
i know how to maintain a caloric deficit
ferengi
  10/10/26
No complaints or criticisms here
Mega Penis
  10/10/26
tyty, i am built to survive a few months of civilizational c...
ferengi
  10/10/26
good effort
AI LLM JSON
  10/10/26
Ty.
Mega Penis
  10/10/26
temporarily? until putrefaction sets in?
peeface
  10/10/26
it's open-ended tbh but i won't let myself stay like this fo...
ferengi
  10/11/26
man, i'd love some Adderall too. why don't you just get o...
peeface
  10/11/26
i was on Adderall for a decade and then idk what happened. p...
ferengi
  10/11/26
How the hell did you get banned from Adderall lol. You're on...
Simp Like Hell
  10/11/26
yeah like i said idk why. but i definitely caught them lying...
ferengi
  10/11/26
Interesting. That's kooky that a business would have a polic...
Simp Like Hell
  10/11/26
yeah idk. planning to request my CURES record from the state...
ferengi
  10/11/26
Would enjoy an update on this saga tyia
Simp Like Hell
  10/11/26
the request form has to be NOTARIZED i keep forgetting fma
ferengi
  10/11/26
(zillennial yossarian)
metacuration
  10/11/26
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ferengi
  10/11/26
Do you think that I may be in the danger zone? I’m a b...
luke the drifter
  10/11/26
just based on what you say on the board it sounds like it
ferengi
  10/11/26
I think I’m alright. I take my allopurinol every morni...
luke the drifter
  10/11/26
Some night you're going to just shit half of your rotten org...
Mega Penis
  10/11/26
"eating healthy" (whatever you think that means) d...
r|cky
  10/11/26
yeah but isnt she like 150 pounds in those pics. not ideal b...
Brother Peter Dimond
  10/11/26
not sure the weight but i'm the same size now as in those pi...
ferengi
  10/11/26
for u
philodemus
  10/10/26
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Simp Like Hell
  10/11/26
Wtf is this "redacted" bullshit? We don't redact T...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/11/26
unless i missed something it was just some pics of her showi...
Brother Peter Dimond
  10/11/26
All the more reason for my post It may not always be fron...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/11/26
let me make this simple for all of u simps there are no t...
philodemus
  10/11/26
Fuck that noise. Favorability ratings for TITS has held at a...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/11/26
cant save a simp
philodemus
  10/11/26
it was just a dress with cleavage but i took them down becau...
ferengi
  10/11/26
My whore refuses to send a picture I took of her drunk and s...
,.,,,.
  10/11/26


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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50182988)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: (-_-) (-_-) (-_-) (-_-)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50182989)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: philodemus

gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50182991)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:39 PM
Author: ferengi

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Profit_and_Lace_(episode)?file=Quark_as_Lumba.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50182992)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: AI LLM JSON

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50182995)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183381)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Mega Penis

This is not what we're looking for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183000)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183009)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Mega Penis

I suppose a pic is out of the question?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183030)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: ferengi

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183036)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Understandable. Ty for the brief yet vivid description of your boobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183040)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: ferengi

here are some pics of me in a boobily dress last year with my band, ignore how SPS my hair looks: [redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183062)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Ty ty ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183065)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:18 PM
Author: ferengi

full body at semi flattering angle but you can still tell i'm a chubster: [redacted]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183068)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:24 PM
Author: AI LLM JSON

are you matriculating to law school this fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183081)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:28 PM
Author: ferengi

sure why not, by the time i graduate the profession will be as obsolete as my current one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183084)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Consuela

I can save you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183086)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: AI LLM JSON



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183089)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: ferengi

i know how to maintain a caloric deficit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183103)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:32 PM
Author: Mega Penis

No complaints or criticisms here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183094)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: ferengi

tyty, i am built to survive a few months of civilizational collapse that the skinnymos don't have the RESERVES for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183098)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: AI LLM JSON

good effort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183037)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183041)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: peeface

temporarily? until putrefaction sets in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183105)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: ferengi

it's open-ended tbh but i won't let myself stay like this forever. my excuse is that i somehow got flagged by pharmacies and haven't been able to get Adderall in three years - Adderall is the only thing that keeps me from overeating. but i eat really healthy so my labs are amazing, fertility off the charts etc... it's just the aesthetics and joint strain that are no good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183119)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 12:15 AM
Author: peeface

man, i'd love some Adderall too.

why don't you just get on Ozempic? they seem willing to give that to anyone for any reason



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183124)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: ferengi

i was on Adderall for a decade and then idk what happened. pharmacies kept saying they were "out" when i showed up to pick it up, even after sometimes telling me on the phone that my Rx was filled. my doctor said none of his other patients in my city were having problems getting it so idk what's up with that.

no glp-1s for me because i prefer my current state over hypothetically being malnourished and looking a little better. i don't trust myself to do impeccable meal planning and nutrient tracking without a desire for food guiding my decisions. as it is, i eat a whole, varied diet because i just follow my cravings.

if i were fat enough that my labs were bad or something then i'd definitely consider using a glp-1 until i got out of whatever danger zone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183130)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Simp Like Hell

How the hell did you get banned from Adderall lol. You're on a list and they won't tell you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183142)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: ferengi

yeah like i said idk why. but i definitely caught them lying to me. i tried different pharmacies but most were CVS locations. my sister's husband's mom is a pharmacist and she agreed with my assessment that i probably got flagged for something i did without realizing, like maybe i accidentally tried to pick up a week early and that was enough for a system to flag me as drugseeking or whatever. she told me that when i get back on health insurance and get a new doctor, i should ask him to call the pharmacy and see what's up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183146)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: Simp Like Hell

Interesting. That's kooky that a business would have a policy where they would just lie to people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183147)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 1:14 AM
Author: ferengi

yeah idk. planning to request my CURES record from the state in case the flag is there. but first i might try asking this rly nice pharmacist, if she even still works there, i feel like she'd tell me the truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183150)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 1:34 AM
Author: Simp Like Hell

Would enjoy an update on this saga tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183164)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 1:35 AM
Author: ferengi

the request form has to be NOTARIZED i keep forgetting fma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183165)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: metacuration

(zillennial yossarian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50184075)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: ferengi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50184093)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Do you think that I may be in the danger zone? I’m a bit older than you but my labs are all over the place. High blood pressure, elevated heart rate, I always have high WBC due to internal inflammation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183389)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: ferengi

just based on what you say on the board it sounds like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183725)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

I think I’m alright. I take my allopurinol every morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183781)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Mega Penis

Some night you're going to just shit half of your rotten organs out of your asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183784)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: r|cky

"eating healthy" (whatever you think that means) does not insulate you from the health consequences of being overweight. if your lab results were good it's some combination of relative youth, not having been fat for very long, or not being severely overweight. fats always make these claims but the strain on your organs and overall destruction of your metabolism in a fat person is from unnaturally supporting all the extra fatty tissue. there is no such thing is a really healthy obese person who pulls this off by eating well. it's always a health threat.

it's also damn near impossible to gain a lot of weight if you're actually eating a healthy diet, another fact that fats love to deny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183194)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

yeah but isnt she like 150 pounds in those pics. not ideal but hardly obese. maybe shes fatter now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183332)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: ferengi

not sure the weight but i'm the same size now as in those pics - that's why i poasted them to show how chubby i am rn. i don't take a lot of body pix at this weight, so they were from last year rather than this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183724)



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Date: October 10th, 2026 11:02 PM
Author: philodemus

for u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183052)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: Simp Like Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183148)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Wtf is this "redacted" bullshit? We don't redact TITS on this fucking forum, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183311)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Brother Peter Dimond

unless i missed something it was just some pics of her showing cleavage in a dress

one was with her band. i think i'd seen it before on their fb page or instagram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183339)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

All the more reason for my post

It may not always be front of mind, but this forum is a temple of scholarship. We can't redact the most sacred of subjects, or we lose an important part of what we are



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183352)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 11:12 AM
Author: philodemus

let me make this simple for all of u simps

there are no tits, there never will be tits, and you are just feeding an unfillable void that is the womans attention hole

stop simping, start attacking women online and irl physically and mentally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183428)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Fuck that noise. Favorability ratings for TITS has held at an astronomical 93% for over eleven-hundred centuries, while the favorability rating for women has plummeted to 12% over the last 50 years. These things are not one and the same, and there is nothing simp about demanding the preservation of TITS as god intended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183445)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: philodemus

cant save a simp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50183454)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: ferengi

it was just a dress with cleavage but i took them down because my hair and face looked like SPS (i don't usually wear a lot of makeup but i was for the shoot and it hella aged me)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50184105)



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Date: October 11th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: ,.,,,. (Fuck slavic whores)

My whore refuses to send a picture I took of her drunk and showing a nipple in the children's Lego area at a pizza place. She said if she sends it I'll send it to all her friends on ig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911665&forum_id=2#50184091)