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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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orchid parlor
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
indecent area marketing idea
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
heady confused hominid faggot firefighter
  07/09/12
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buff fanboi
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Tripping Narrow-minded Office
  07/09/12
Are you male?
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Tripping Narrow-minded Office
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Tripping Narrow-minded Office
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
Avocado center gay wizard
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
Avocado center gay wizard
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
vibrant maniacal bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
vibrant maniacal bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
vibrant maniacal bawdyhouse
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
yellow school cafeteria
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
Maize native laser beams
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
mind-boggling zippy people who are hurt
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Histrionic brunch
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
Crusty Multi-colored Friendly Grandma
  07/09/12
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buff fanboi
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Tripping Narrow-minded Office
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
stfu
Crusty Multi-colored Friendly Grandma
  07/09/12
180
exhilarant nibblets
  07/09/12
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Plum Rigpig
  07/13/12
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aggressive library regret
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
glittery base
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
orchid parlor
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
glittery base
  07/09/12
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Motley telephone electric furnace
  07/04/19
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buff fanboi
  07/13/12
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Motley telephone electric furnace
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
walnut roommate
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Razzmatazz feces cruise ship
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
Stirring cobalt piazza
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Razzmatazz feces cruise ship
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
Comical station trump supporter
  03/04/25
lol kike
aggressive library regret
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
soul-stirring mental disorder institution
  07/04/19
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Impressive cracking house
  08/10/22
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frum prole stage
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Thriller Insecure Church
  07/24/24
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drab sex offender french chef
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
passionate locus queen of the night
  09/22/24
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Comical station trump supporter
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
dark menage background story
  03/04/25
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cerise disturbing parlour rigor
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: orchid parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048451)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: indecent area marketing idea

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: heady confused hominid faggot firefighter

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: buff fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048791)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Tripping Narrow-minded Office

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: orchid parlor

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Tripping Narrow-minded Office

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: orchid parlor

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Tripping Narrow-minded Office

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: Avocado center gay wizard

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: orchid parlor

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Avocado center gay wizard

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: orchid parlor

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: vibrant maniacal bawdyhouse

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: orchid parlor

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: vibrant maniacal bawdyhouse

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: orchid parlor

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: vibrant maniacal bawdyhouse

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: yellow school cafeteria

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: orchid parlor

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: Maize native laser beams

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: orchid parlor

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: mind-boggling zippy people who are hurt

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Histrionic brunch

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: Crusty Multi-colored Friendly Grandma

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: buff fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Tripping Narrow-minded Office

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: orchid parlor

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: Crusty Multi-colored Friendly Grandma

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: exhilarant nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: Plum Rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074858)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: aggressive library regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: glittery base

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: orchid parlor

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: glittery base

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Motley telephone electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: buff fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Motley telephone electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: walnut roommate

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz feces cruise ship

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt piazza

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz feces cruise ship

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Comical station trump supporter

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: aggressive library regret

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring mental disorder institution

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: Impressive cracking house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#44994534)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: frum prole stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888876)



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Thriller Insecure Church

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: drab sex offender french chef



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: passionate locus queen of the night

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Comical station trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714195)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: dark menage background story

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: cerise disturbing parlour rigor



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