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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Umber galvanic incel
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
translucent theater stage international law enforcement agency
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
supple rambunctious set
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
supple rambunctious set
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
supple rambunctious set
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
supple rambunctious set
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
supple rambunctious set
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
lascivious coral crackhouse
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
lascivious coral crackhouse
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
titillating mentally impaired clown cuckoldry
  04/08/25
that's rude
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/08/25
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Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
adulterous principal's office
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
supple rambunctious set
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
pea-brained useless piazza
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/08/25
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Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets
  04/08/25
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fishy exciting lay associate
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets
  04/09/25
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Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Buck-toothed diverse box office alpha
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Crimson mind-boggling mental disorder
  04/09/25
Ty
fishy exciting lay associate
  04/09/25
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contagious bright candlestick maker
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
mildly autistic lodge
  04/09/25
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fishy exciting lay associate
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Mint internet-worthy range
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
fishy exciting lay associate
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
fishy exciting lay associate
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Stirring locale
  05/02/25
...
fishy exciting lay associate
  05/12/25
...
fishy exciting lay associate
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
fishy exciting lay associate
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Crimson mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
fishy exciting lay associate
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
lascivious coral crackhouse
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
fishy exciting lay associate
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
lascivious coral crackhouse
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Unhinged sandwich
  06/03/25
...
chandler (retired)
  06/26/25
OP?
chandler (retired)
  06/27/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Umber galvanic incel

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: translucent theater stage international law enforcement agency

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: supple rambunctious set

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: supple rambunctious set

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: supple rambunctious set

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: supple rambunctious set

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: supple rambunctious set

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious coral crackhouse

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: lascivious coral crackhouse

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: titillating mentally impaired clown cuckoldry

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: adulterous principal's office

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: supple rambunctious set

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: pea-brained useless piazza

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling copper orchestra pit nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Buck-toothed diverse box office alpha

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Crimson mind-boggling mental disorder

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: contagious bright candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: mildly autistic lodge

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Mint internet-worthy range

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Stirring locale

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Crimson mind-boggling mental disorder

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: lascivious coral crackhouse

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: fishy exciting lay associate

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lascivious coral crackhouse

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Unhinged sandwich

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)