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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Indigo angry library
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
rusted costumed house party of the first part
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Multi-colored site
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Rambunctious legal warrant
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
vengeful field
  03/26/19
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Indigo angry library
  03/26/19
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Alcoholic khaki selfie
  03/26/19
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Multi-colored site
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
sienna anal garrison
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Multi-colored site
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
rusted costumed house party of the first part
  03/26/19
O F S F S
vengeful field
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Multi-colored site
  03/26/19
180
Hairraiser death wish giraffe
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Multi-colored site
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Thriller Toilet Seat
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
amber kitty cat gunner
  08/06/19
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Rambunctious legal warrant
  03/26/19
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insecure twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend
  03/26/19
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Sticky Primrose Police Squad
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
sepia gaping
  03/26/19
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vengeful field
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Multi-colored site
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
Bull Headed Swashbuckling Public Bath
  03/26/19
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sepia gaping
  03/26/19
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plum toaster new version
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
lemon national
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Thriller Toilet Seat
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
exciting harsh church building round eye
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
Bull Headed Swashbuckling Public Bath
  03/26/19
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exciting harsh church building round eye
  03/26/19
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Bull Headed Swashbuckling Public Bath
  06/18/19
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Bull Headed Swashbuckling Public Bath
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Thriller Toilet Seat
  03/26/19
cr
exciting harsh church building round eye
  03/26/19
Zoho
nubile smoky shrine
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Titillating azn plaza
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
buck-toothed overrated set
  03/26/19
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irradiated fat ankles business firm
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
plum toaster new version
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Vigorous home psychic
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
excitant underhanded space
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
fragrant dysfunction
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Vigorous home psychic
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
sepia gaping
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
amber kitty cat gunner
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Sick people who are hurt
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Coral pisswyrm old irish cottage
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
appetizing internet-worthy place of business
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Misunderstood talented cruise ship sound barrier
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Sick people who are hurt
  08/07/19
...
Coral pisswyrm old irish cottage
  11/09/19
...
Indigo angry library
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
spectacular jade corner
  06/26/25
forces sales
massive low-t ticket booth pervert
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Indigo angry library

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: rusted costumed house party of the first part

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored site

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Rambunctious legal warrant

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: vengeful field

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Indigo angry library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Alcoholic khaki selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Multi-colored site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: sienna anal garrison

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored site

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: rusted costumed house party of the first part

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: vengeful field

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Multi-colored site

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser death wish giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored site

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Thriller Toilet Seat

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: amber kitty cat gunner

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Rambunctious legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: insecure twinkling uncleanness organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Sticky Primrose Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: sepia gaping

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: vengeful field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored site

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Bull Headed Swashbuckling Public Bath

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: sepia gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: plum toaster new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: lemon national

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Thriller Toilet Seat

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: exciting harsh church building round eye

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Bull Headed Swashbuckling Public Bath

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: exciting harsh church building round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Bull Headed Swashbuckling Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Bull Headed Swashbuckling Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Thriller Toilet Seat

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: exciting harsh church building round eye

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: nubile smoky shrine

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Titillating azn plaza

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: buck-toothed overrated set

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: irradiated fat ankles business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: plum toaster new version

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Vigorous home psychic

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: excitant underhanded space

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: fragrant dysfunction

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Vigorous home psychic

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: sepia gaping

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: amber kitty cat gunner

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Sick people who are hurt

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Coral pisswyrm old irish cottage

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: appetizing internet-worthy place of business

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Misunderstood talented cruise ship sound barrier

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Sick people who are hurt

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Coral pisswyrm old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Indigo angry library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: spectacular jade corner

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: massive low-t ticket booth pervert

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051946)