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ITT: Spaceporn’s most delusional poast

I was alpha as fuck in my public high school. Senior year be...
Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/05/24
The only 'delusion' is with obsessed weirdos and their sp pe...
Abnormal hospital nibblets
  03/05/24
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Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/05/24
I guess I shouldn’t rile them up as it’s kind of...
maize range dragon
  03/05/24
Do you ever get tired of winning?
Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/05/24
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Know-it-all school hissy fit
  03/05/24
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Motley slap-happy coffee pot juggernaut
  03/05/24
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Self-absorbed diverse brunch
  03/05/24
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chrome boltzmann
  03/07/24
lol
adventurous ape kitchen
  03/05/24
Probably my favorite SP poast ever. It perfectly captures th...
excitant apoplectic police squad stain
  03/05/24
it makes me sad. it’s one thing for a socially maladju...
Bistre Milk Space
  03/05/24
life is one long IQ test
boyish bespoke round eye trailer park
  03/05/24
It seems likely that those girls were defaming him too.
excitant apoplectic police squad stain
  03/05/24
The bf's may have been THREATENING him
razzle office regret
  03/07/24
I love the mutual nodding
Twisted aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  03/05/24
game recognize game.
Bistre Milk Space
  03/05/24
SP's nod conveys "you know i could take this bitch from...
Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/05/24
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light jewess
  03/06/24
I read it more as like the captain of the football team is t...
Stirring Den Digit Ratio
  03/06/24
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excitant apoplectic police squad stain
  03/06/24
Could be that too😼
Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/06/24
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hairraiser amethyst ticket booth ratface
  03/07/24
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abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma
  03/07/24
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hairraiser amethyst ticket booth ratface
  03/07/24
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abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma
  03/07/24
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Swashbuckling violent lay tattoo
  03/06/24
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Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/06/24
This isn't real
Lime coldplay fan shrine
  03/06/24
He not only poasted it, but doubled down on it multiple time...
excitant apoplectic police squad stain
  03/06/24
He means 'not real' in the sense of "Wow, this shit is ...
Twisted aphrodisiac cuckoldry
  03/06/24
*nods at u*
Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/07/24
*recites a poem* *makes your lady cream her panties* *nods a...
excitant apoplectic police squad stain
  03/07/24
...
Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/07/24
...
Lime coldplay fan shrine
  03/07/24
...
abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma
  03/07/24
The OP misstated my original post somewhat. That said, it...
walnut provocative crotch stage
  03/07/24
so you nodded at (what i presume to be) a sociable preppy ki...
Fragrant Box Office Athletic Conference
  03/07/24
Yeah. Pretty much. Not gonna disagree. I don’t t...
walnut provocative crotch stage
  03/07/24
I think about the losers from high school all the time. One ...
Swashbuckling violent lay tattoo
  03/07/24
dude, are you ridiculing my HIV diagnosis and numerous assau...
Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/07/24
And posting on here about cas********* and making out w her ...
walnut provocative crotch stage
  03/07/24
"cunt" isn't a nice word bro.
Copper genital piercing
  03/07/24
it's offensive
Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/07/24
I know. When I was in high school we all used nasty words a ...
walnut provocative crotch stage
  03/07/24
*guffaws at preposterously re-envisioned self-aggrandizing p...
Bistre Milk Space
  03/07/24
Yeah. I guess you were there. Thanks for nodding back.
maize range dragon
  03/07/24
wtf, i thought you just changed your moniker. how many accou...
Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse
  03/07/24
He has multiple monikers. He doesn't spend much time working...
excitant apoplectic police squad stain
  03/07/24
i do appreciate the gracious acknowledgment that this guy wa...
Bistre Milk Space
  03/07/24
...
Mauve base sandwich
  03/07/24
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abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma
  05/24/24
Is telling a story that makes any goddamned sense an importa...
fear-inspiring talented address
  05/24/24
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abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma
  05/25/24


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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse

I was alpha as fuck in my public high school. Senior year beach week I had drunk chicks coming up to me asking me about poems, and their boyfriends and I would nod to each other and the bf would lead the drunk girl away. And yes I had a gf also.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464157)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Abnormal hospital nibblets

The only 'delusion' is with obsessed weirdos and their sp pedofile fantasy universe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464172)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:20 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464177)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: maize range dragon

I guess I shouldn’t rile them up as it’s kind of like a 19th century Bedlam tour in here.

But I can’t help rattling the box and watching the crabs climb all over each other in agitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464229)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse

Do you ever get tired of winning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464232)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Know-it-all school hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464236)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: Motley slap-happy coffee pot juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464245)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: Self-absorbed diverse brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464260)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: chrome boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470987)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: adventurous ape kitchen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464174)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: excitant apoplectic police squad stain

Probably my favorite SP poast ever. It perfectly captures the way his mind works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464314)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:36 AM
Author: Bistre Milk Space

it makes me sad. it’s one thing for a socially maladjusted outcast high schooler to not realize he’s being mocked. the fact that he still doesn’t realize it 40 years later is tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464316)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: boyish bespoke round eye trailer park

life is one long IQ test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464328)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: excitant apoplectic police squad stain

It seems likely that those girls were defaming him too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464339)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: razzle office regret

The bf's may have been THREATENING him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470946)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: Twisted aphrodisiac cuckoldry

I love the mutual nodding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464336)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Bistre Milk Space

game recognize game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464344)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse

SP's nod conveys "you know i could take this bitch from you, right?"

the other dood's nod is a response that, yes, he knows that, and he's grateful that SP let him keep his bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464383)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: light jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468022)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 8:08 AM
Author: Stirring Den Digit Ratio

I read it more as like the captain of the football team is thinking “FUCK YEAH SICK POEM BRO” as he nods at sp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468124)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: excitant apoplectic police squad stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468309)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse

Could be that too😼

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470172)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: hairraiser amethyst ticket booth ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470983)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470994)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: hairraiser amethyst ticket booth ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470982)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470992)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling violent lay tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468013)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:20 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468077)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:22 AM
Author: Lime coldplay fan shrine

This isn't real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468079)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: excitant apoplectic police squad stain

He not only poasted it, but doubled down on it multiple times. This freak actually builds fantasies like this in his big chubby bald head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468116)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Twisted aphrodisiac cuckoldry

He means 'not real' in the sense of "Wow, this shit is unreal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470177)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse

*nods at u*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470697)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: excitant apoplectic police squad stain

*recites a poem* *makes your lady cream her panties* *nods at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470792)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470806)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: Lime coldplay fan shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470830)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470997)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: walnut provocative crotch stage

The OP misstated my original post somewhat.

That said, it’s strange how much a recollection of mine from 35 years ago enrages the board.

The nodding was more a, “she’s a dumb cunt,” and “yeah I know man but poon is poon” than anything else. The recipient of my nod was in a higher social caste before graduation which is part of what made it memorable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470821)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: Fragrant Box Office Athletic Conference

so you nodded at (what i presume to be) a sociable preppy kid who nodded back? there's almost a zero chance he ever thought about you again, and a fair chance he doesn't know what a metered poem is. good on you that he didn't flee screaming and shielding his girl from your sight, i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470843)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: walnut provocative crotch stage

Yeah. Pretty much. Not gonna disagree.

I don’t think he was preppy though he might have been on the football team or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470849)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling violent lay tattoo

I think about the losers from high school all the time. One is an amateur white rapper now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47471455)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse

dude, are you ridiculing my HIV diagnosis and numerous assault convictions? that is so beyond the pale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470848)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: walnut provocative crotch stage

And posting on here about cas********* and making out w her That’s also a good one.

All prompted by your monikers and obsessive hurtful posts about me.

I really wish you’d take me off your radar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470857)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Copper genital piercing

"cunt" isn't a nice word bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470869)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse

it's offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470874)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: walnut provocative crotch stage

I know. When I was in high school we all used nasty words a lot. Not proud of my informal diction back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470875)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Bistre Milk Space

*guffaws at preposterously re-envisioned self-aggrandizing post-hoc larp*

*is “enraged”*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470921)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: maize range dragon

Yeah. I guess you were there. Thanks for nodding back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470939)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Ruby Depressive Bawdyhouse

wtf, i thought you just changed your moniker. how many accounts do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470945)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: excitant apoplectic police squad stain

He has multiple monikers. He doesn't spend much time working, which is probably for the best for the people of Virginia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470948)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Bistre Milk Space

i do appreciate the gracious acknowledgment that this guy was in a higher social caste BEFORE graduation. how would you describe your “social caste” currently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470955)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Mauve base sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47471626)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47689653)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring talented address

Is telling a story that makes any goddamned sense an important skill for a trial lawyer? Just curious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47689673)



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Date: May 25th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: abusive charismatic scourge upon the earth dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47691343)