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ITT: Spaceporn’s most delusional poast

I was alpha as fuck in my public high school. Senior year be...
fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/05/24
The only 'delusion' is with obsessed weirdos and their sp pe...
Stimulating medicated milk place of business
  03/05/24
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fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/05/24
I guess I shouldn’t rile them up as it’s kind of...
milky doobsian school idiot
  03/05/24
Do you ever get tired of winning?
fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/05/24
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ruby space internal respiration
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self-absorbed adventurous cuckoldry menage
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swashbuckling ladyboy
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hairraiser useless cuckold gay wizard
  03/07/24
lol
crimson zippy therapy church building
  03/05/24
Probably my favorite SP poast ever. It perfectly captures th...
Jet Dashing Property
  03/05/24
it makes me sad. it’s one thing for a socially maladju...
naked honey-headed regret
  03/05/24
life is one long IQ test
white laser beams field
  03/05/24
It seems likely that those girls were defaming him too.
Jet Dashing Property
  03/05/24
The bf's may have been THREATENING him
lilac weed whacker university
  03/07/24
I love the mutual nodding
Flatulent flushed new version casino
  03/05/24
game recognize game.
naked honey-headed regret
  03/05/24
SP's nod conveys "you know i could take this bitch from...
fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/05/24
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Brilliant Theater Stage
  03/06/24
I read it more as like the captain of the football team is t...
Soggy Chocolate Mediation State
  03/06/24
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Jet Dashing Property
  03/06/24
Could be that too😼
fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/06/24
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Beady-eyed philosopher-king sanctuary
  03/07/24
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Free-loading persian ape
  03/07/24
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Beady-eyed philosopher-king sanctuary
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Free-loading persian ape
  03/07/24
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Laughsome hateful institution patrolman
  03/06/24
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fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/06/24
This isn't real
sadistic cream selfie hell
  03/06/24
He not only poasted it, but doubled down on it multiple time...
Jet Dashing Property
  03/06/24
He means 'not real' in the sense of "Wow, this shit is ...
Flatulent flushed new version casino
  03/06/24
*nods at u*
fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/07/24
*recites a poem* *makes your lady cream her panties* *nods a...
Jet Dashing Property
  03/07/24
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fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/07/24
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sadistic cream selfie hell
  03/07/24
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Free-loading persian ape
  03/07/24
The OP misstated my original post somewhat. That said, it...
titillating crackhouse
  03/07/24
so you nodded at (what i presume to be) a sociable preppy ki...
House-broken resort tattoo
  03/07/24
Yeah. Pretty much. Not gonna disagree. I don’t t...
titillating crackhouse
  03/07/24
I think about the losers from high school all the time. One ...
Laughsome hateful institution patrolman
  03/07/24
dude, are you ridiculing my HIV diagnosis and numerous assau...
fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/07/24
And posting on here about cas********* and making out w her ...
titillating crackhouse
  03/07/24
"cunt" isn't a nice word bro.
Arrogant mustard forum
  03/07/24
it's offensive
fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/07/24
I know. When I was in high school we all used nasty words a ...
titillating crackhouse
  03/07/24
*guffaws at preposterously re-envisioned self-aggrandizing p...
naked honey-headed regret
  03/07/24
Yeah. I guess you were there. Thanks for nodding back.
milky doobsian school idiot
  03/07/24
wtf, i thought you just changed your moniker. how many accou...
fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine
  03/07/24
He has multiple monikers. He doesn't spend much time working...
Jet Dashing Property
  03/07/24
i do appreciate the gracious acknowledgment that this guy wa...
naked honey-headed regret
  03/07/24
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Splenetic theater
  03/07/24
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Free-loading persian ape
  05/24/24
Is telling a story that makes any goddamned sense an importa...
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  05/24/24
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Free-loading persian ape
  05/25/24


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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine

I was alpha as fuck in my public high school. Senior year beach week I had drunk chicks coming up to me asking me about poems, and their boyfriends and I would nod to each other and the bf would lead the drunk girl away. And yes I had a gf also.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464157)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Stimulating medicated milk place of business

The only 'delusion' is with obsessed weirdos and their sp pedofile fantasy universe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464172)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:20 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464177)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:01 AM
Author: milky doobsian school idiot

I guess I shouldn’t rile them up as it’s kind of like a 19th century Bedlam tour in here.

But I can’t help rattling the box and watching the crabs climb all over each other in agitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464229)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine

Do you ever get tired of winning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464232)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: ruby space internal respiration



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:08 AM
Author: self-absorbed adventurous cuckoldry menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464245)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464260)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: hairraiser useless cuckold gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470987)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: crimson zippy therapy church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464174)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: Jet Dashing Property

Probably my favorite SP poast ever. It perfectly captures the way his mind works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464314)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:36 AM
Author: naked honey-headed regret

it makes me sad. it’s one thing for a socially maladjusted outcast high schooler to not realize he’s being mocked. the fact that he still doesn’t realize it 40 years later is tragic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464316)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: white laser beams field

life is one long IQ test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464328)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: Jet Dashing Property

It seems likely that those girls were defaming him too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464339)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: lilac weed whacker university

The bf's may have been THREATENING him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470946)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: Flatulent flushed new version casino

I love the mutual nodding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464336)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: naked honey-headed regret

game recognize game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464344)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine

SP's nod conveys "you know i could take this bitch from you, right?"

the other dood's nod is a response that, yes, he knows that, and he's grateful that SP let him keep his bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47464383)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 6:59 AM
Author: Brilliant Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468022)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 8:08 AM
Author: Soggy Chocolate Mediation State

I read it more as like the captain of the football team is thinking “FUCK YEAH SICK POEM BRO” as he nods at sp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468124)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Jet Dashing Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468309)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine

Could be that too😼

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470172)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed philosopher-king sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470983)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Free-loading persian ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470994)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Beady-eyed philosopher-king sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470982)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Free-loading persian ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470992)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Laughsome hateful institution patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468013)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:20 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468077)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:22 AM
Author: sadistic cream selfie hell

This isn't real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468079)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 7:56 AM
Author: Jet Dashing Property

He not only poasted it, but doubled down on it multiple times. This freak actually builds fantasies like this in his big chubby bald head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47468116)



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Date: March 6th, 2024 11:29 PM
Author: Flatulent flushed new version casino

He means 'not real' in the sense of "Wow, this shit is unreal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470177)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:25 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine

*nods at u*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470697)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Jet Dashing Property

*recites a poem* *makes your lady cream her panties* *nods at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470792)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470806)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: sadistic cream selfie hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470830)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Free-loading persian ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470997)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: titillating crackhouse

The OP misstated my original post somewhat.

That said, it’s strange how much a recollection of mine from 35 years ago enrages the board.

The nodding was more a, “she’s a dumb cunt,” and “yeah I know man but poon is poon” than anything else. The recipient of my nod was in a higher social caste before graduation which is part of what made it memorable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470821)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:07 AM
Author: House-broken resort tattoo

so you nodded at (what i presume to be) a sociable preppy kid who nodded back? there's almost a zero chance he ever thought about you again, and a fair chance he doesn't know what a metered poem is. good on you that he didn't flee screaming and shielding his girl from your sight, i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470843)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: titillating crackhouse

Yeah. Pretty much. Not gonna disagree.

I don’t think he was preppy though he might have been on the football team or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470849)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Laughsome hateful institution patrolman

I think about the losers from high school all the time. One is an amateur white rapper now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47471455)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine

dude, are you ridiculing my HIV diagnosis and numerous assault convictions? that is so beyond the pale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470848)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: titillating crackhouse

And posting on here about cas********* and making out w her That’s also a good one.

All prompted by your monikers and obsessive hurtful posts about me.

I really wish you’d take me off your radar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470857)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Arrogant mustard forum

"cunt" isn't a nice word bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470869)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine

it's offensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470874)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: titillating crackhouse

I know. When I was in high school we all used nasty words a lot. Not proud of my informal diction back then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470875)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: naked honey-headed regret

*guffaws at preposterously re-envisioned self-aggrandizing post-hoc larp*

*is “enraged”*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470921)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: milky doobsian school idiot

Yeah. I guess you were there. Thanks for nodding back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470939)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: fishy marvelous windowlicker shrine

wtf, i thought you just changed your moniker. how many accounts do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470945)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Jet Dashing Property

He has multiple monikers. He doesn't spend much time working, which is probably for the best for the people of Virginia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470948)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: naked honey-headed regret

i do appreciate the gracious acknowledgment that this guy was in a higher social caste BEFORE graduation. how would you describe your “social caste” currently?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47470955)



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Date: March 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Splenetic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47471626)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Free-loading persian ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47689653)



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Date: May 24th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted immigrant

Is telling a story that makes any goddamned sense an important skill for a trial lawyer? Just curious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47689673)



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Date: May 25th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: Free-loading persian ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5499781&forum_id=2#47691343)