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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
mewling temple
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Wine appetizing stage love of her life
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
brindle dragon fat ankles
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
brindle dragon fat ankles
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
brindle dragon fat ankles
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
brindle dragon fat ankles
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
brindle dragon fat ankles
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Mind-boggling Crimson Station Gaping
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Mind-boggling Crimson Station Gaping
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Effete stimulating party of the first part
  04/08/25
that's rude
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
...
burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
insane lay messiness
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
brindle dragon fat ankles
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
White bisexual sanctuary
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
...
burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother
  04/08/25
...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother
  04/09/25
...
burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
pontificating slippery step-uncle's house
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
pea-brained office
  04/09/25
Ty
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/09/25
...
federal milky brunch
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
self-centered nibblets
  04/09/25
...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Jet-lagged Home
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Rusted patrolman
  05/02/25
...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  05/12/25
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Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
pea-brained office
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Mind-boggling Crimson Station Gaping
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Mind-boggling Crimson Station Gaping
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
elite church building idea he suggested
  06/03/25
...
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  06/26/25
OP?
Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
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Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: mewling temple

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Wine appetizing stage love of her life

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: brindle dragon fat ankles

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: brindle dragon fat ankles

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: brindle dragon fat ankles

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: brindle dragon fat ankles

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: brindle dragon fat ankles

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Crimson Station Gaping

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Crimson Station Gaping

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Effete stimulating party of the first part

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: insane lay messiness

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: brindle dragon fat ankles

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: White bisexual sanctuary

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: burgundy fiercely-loyal tanning salon mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: pontificating slippery step-uncle's house

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: pea-brained office

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: federal milky brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: self-centered nibblets

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Home

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Rusted patrolman

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: pea-brained office

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Crimson Station Gaping

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Crimson Station Gaping

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: elite church building idea he suggested

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Mauve infuriating sweet tailpipe



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