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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Violent Stimulating Principal's Office
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
Nofapping Exciting Telephone Azn
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Violent crusty masturbator
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
curious home
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
Pale appetizing garrison
  03/26/19
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Violent Stimulating Principal's Office
  03/26/19
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frozen cracking sandwich
  03/26/19
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Violent crusty masturbator
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
pearly french house
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Violent crusty masturbator
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
Nofapping Exciting Telephone Azn
  03/26/19
O F S F S
Pale appetizing garrison
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Violent crusty masturbator
  03/26/19
180
adulterous center karate
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Violent crusty masturbator
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
honey-headed charismatic prole
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
mustard trailer park
  08/06/19
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curious home
  03/26/19
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contagious lavender genital piercing business firm
  03/26/19
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vigorous house-broken locale headpube
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
Angry school
  03/26/19
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Pale appetizing garrison
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Violent crusty masturbator
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
frisky private investor property
  03/26/19
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Angry school
  03/26/19
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boyish jewess queen of the night
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
pink mental disorder parlour
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
honey-headed charismatic prole
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
mewling hairraiser mexican clown
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
frisky private investor property
  03/26/19
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mewling hairraiser mexican clown
  03/26/19
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frisky private investor property
  06/18/19
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empty of revealed godliness
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
honey-headed charismatic prole
  03/26/19
cr
mewling hairraiser mexican clown
  03/26/19
Zoho
Glittery abode
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
aquamarine bull headed alpha
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
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  03/26/19
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pea-brained tanning salon
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
boyish jewess queen of the night
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
irradiated goal in life
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Bipolar obsidian lay deer antler
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
umber adventurous address black woman
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
irradiated goal in life
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
Angry school
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
mustard trailer park
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
khaki irate gunner fanboi
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Passionate brunch macaca
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
indecent cumskin
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
geriatric twisted hospital
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
khaki irate gunner fanboi
  08/07/19
...
Passionate brunch macaca
  11/09/19
...
evan39
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,
  06/26/25
forces sales
Dare I say
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Violent Stimulating Principal's Office

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Nofapping Exciting Telephone Azn

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Violent crusty masturbator

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: curious home

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Pale appetizing garrison

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Violent Stimulating Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: frozen cracking sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Violent crusty masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: pearly french house

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Violent crusty masturbator

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Nofapping Exciting Telephone Azn

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: Pale appetizing garrison

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Violent crusty masturbator

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: adulterous center karate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Violent crusty masturbator

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: honey-headed charismatic prole

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: mustard trailer park

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: curious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: contagious lavender genital piercing business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: vigorous house-broken locale headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Angry school

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: Pale appetizing garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Violent crusty masturbator

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: frisky private investor property

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Angry school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: boyish jewess queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: pink mental disorder parlour

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: honey-headed charismatic prole

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: mewling hairraiser mexican clown

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: frisky private investor property

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: mewling hairraiser mexican clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: frisky private investor property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: empty of revealed godliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: honey-headed charismatic prole

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: mewling hairraiser mexican clown

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Glittery abode

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: aquamarine bull headed alpha

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: Startled judgmental gay wizard location

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: pea-brained tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: boyish jewess queen of the night

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: irradiated goal in life

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Bipolar obsidian lay deer antler

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: umber adventurous address black woman

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: irradiated goal in life

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: Angry school

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: mustard trailer park

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: khaki irate gunner fanboi

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Passionate brunch macaca

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: indecent cumskin

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: geriatric twisted hospital

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: khaki irate gunner fanboi

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Passionate brunch macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Dare I say

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051946)