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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

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  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
snowy stage
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Brindle Diverse Headpube Bawdyhouse
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
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  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
arousing dun bbw lay
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
bright anal juggernaut
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
bright anal juggernaut
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Seedy demanding point
  04/08/25
that's rude
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/08/25
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  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Khaki legal warrant native
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
lascivious sadistic dog poop background story
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
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Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
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  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
180 fishy resort indirect expression
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Titillating spruce rehab tattoo
  04/09/25
Ty
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/09/25
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Startling Silver Spot Party Of The First Part
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
cracking internet-worthy ticket booth pisswyrm
  04/09/25
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Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
appetizing locale place of business
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
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Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Titillating spruce rehab tattoo
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
bright anal juggernaut
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
bright anal juggernaut
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
razzmatazz station
  06/03/25
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Floppy Cruise Ship Mood
  06/26/25
OP?
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  06/27/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: arousing dun bbw lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: snowy stage

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Brindle Diverse Headpube Bawdyhouse

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: arousing dun bbw lay

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: arousing dun bbw lay

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: bright anal juggernaut

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bright anal juggernaut

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Seedy demanding point

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: arousing dun bbw lay



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Khaki legal warrant native

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed corner generalized bond

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: lascivious sadistic dog poop background story

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: arousing dun bbw lay



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: arousing dun bbw lay

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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: arousing dun bbw lay



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: 180 fishy resort indirect expression

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Titillating spruce rehab tattoo

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Startling Silver Spot Party Of The First Part



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: cracking internet-worthy ticket booth pisswyrm

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: appetizing locale place of business

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: scarlet institution

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Titillating spruce rehab tattoo

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: bright anal juggernaut

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: bright anal juggernaut

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz station

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Floppy Cruise Ship Mood



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



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