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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
abnormal unholy box office
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Fluffy vibrant national
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
aromatic kitty cat pisswyrm
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
abnormal unholy box office
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Beady-eyed carmine theater
  05/10/24
No
passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
spectacular orchestra pit
  05/10/24
180
passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
rusted curious faggot firefighter
  05/10/24
180
passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
brass house boiling water
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Lascivious Light School Cafeteria Associate
  05/10/24
180
passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
brass house boiling water
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Sepia Crackhouse Shitlib
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Twinkling skinny woman windowlicker
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
obsidian narrow-minded temple
  05/12/24
...
abnormal unholy box office
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Umber Telephone
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Bisexual stag film
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
hateful locus lettuce
  05/10/24
...
Autistic Son Of Senegal
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Useless gay wizard
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
rusted curious faggot firefighter
  05/10/24
180
passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
maniacal aggressive keepsake machete mad cow disease
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
Offensive avocado mad-dog skullcap pit
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
hateful locus lettuce
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
pearl fiercely-loyal candlestick maker meetinghouse
  05/10/24
...
contagious degenerate trump supporter
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Yellow greedy forum legend
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Grizzly gas station indirect expression
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
pungent public bath
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
spectacular orchestra pit
  05/10/24
...
primrose chapel
  05/10/24
...
Emerald Stimulating Parlour Factory Reset Button
  05/10/24
...
hateful locus lettuce
  05/11/24
Kike!
passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Beady-eyed carmine theater
  05/10/24
he was an associate
Chrome Big Ticket Booth Elastic Band
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
Medicated milk old irish cottage
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Boyish amber quadroon range
  05/10/24
...
Umber Telephone
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
racy coral den doctorate
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
mildly autistic senate athletic conference
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
Medicated milk old irish cottage
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
multi-colored kitchen
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
Medicated milk old irish cottage
  05/12/24
probably no one
abnormal unholy box office
  05/12/24
...
Emerald Stimulating Parlour Factory Reset Button
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
thirsty razzle really tough guy round eye
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
Citrine multi-billionaire
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
Medicated milk old irish cottage
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
Offensive avocado mad-dog skullcap pit
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
Citrine multi-billionaire
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
Offensive avocado mad-dog skullcap pit
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
electric turquoise juggernaut business firm
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Motley underhanded property sandwich
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
Offensive avocado mad-dog skullcap pit
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
obsidian narrow-minded temple
  05/12/24
...
thirsty razzle really tough guy round eye
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: abnormal unholy box office

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Fluffy vibrant national

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: aromatic kitty cat pisswyrm

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: abnormal unholy box office

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed carmine theater

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: rusted curious faggot firefighter

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: brass house boiling water

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Light School Cafeteria Associate

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: brass house boiling water

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Sepia Crackhouse Shitlib

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Twinkling skinny woman windowlicker

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: obsidian narrow-minded temple

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: abnormal unholy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Umber Telephone

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Bisexual stag film

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: hateful locus lettuce

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Autistic Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Useless gay wizard

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: rusted curious faggot firefighter

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: maniacal aggressive keepsake machete mad cow disease

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Offensive avocado mad-dog skullcap pit

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: hateful locus lettuce

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: pearl fiercely-loyal candlestick maker meetinghouse

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: contagious degenerate trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Yellow greedy forum legend

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Grizzly gas station indirect expression

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: pungent public bath

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: spectacular orchestra pit

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: primrose chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Emerald Stimulating Parlour Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: hateful locus lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: passionate hyperventilating garrison goyim

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed carmine theater

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: Chrome Big Ticket Booth Elastic Band

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Medicated milk old irish cottage

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Boyish amber quadroon range

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Umber Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: racy coral den doctorate

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: mildly autistic senate athletic conference

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Medicated milk old irish cottage

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: multi-colored kitchen

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: Medicated milk old irish cottage

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: abnormal unholy box office

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Emerald Stimulating Parlour Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: thirsty razzle really tough guy round eye

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Citrine multi-billionaire

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Medicated milk old irish cottage

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Offensive avocado mad-dog skullcap pit

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Citrine multi-billionaire

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Offensive avocado mad-dog skullcap pit

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: electric turquoise juggernaut business firm

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Motley underhanded property sandwich

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: Offensive avocado mad-dog skullcap pit

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: obsidian narrow-minded temple

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: thirsty razzle really tough guy round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)