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Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/08/25
FUCK NO. She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the a...
Exciting national security agency deer antler
  09/08/25
Well done
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/08/25
Yes. Gunner can confirm :(
Crawly Giraffe
  09/08/25
How obese? How do you deal with it?
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/08/25
193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)
Crawly Giraffe
  09/08/25
Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall
Slap-happy windowlicker
  09/08/25
I lied. I’m a liar
Crawly Giraffe
  09/08/25
I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt shor...
Odious red parlor
  09/08/25
How do you get hard for that?
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/08/25
I don’t ususlly
Crawly Giraffe
  09/08/25
not at all
angry dilemma
  09/08/25
Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in th...
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/08/25
Lol
Vermilion trip theater digit ratio
  09/09/25
nah that's why you marry asian pussy
Cowardly mad-dog skullcap voyeur
  09/08/25
Rail thin Russian athlete
Brass vibrant tank stead
  09/08/25
um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?
lake crackhouse
  09/08/25
What's his name?
histrionic coldplay fan menage
  09/08/25
I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard ...
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/08/25
It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful i...
Floppy mediation ratface
  09/09/25
Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it ...
irate maniacal roommate indian lodge
  09/08/25
Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to a...
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/08/25
It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass ...
irate maniacal roommate indian lodge
  09/09/25
How does that work out for you? Good solution?
Frisky Garrison
  09/09/25
I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it'...
irate maniacal roommate indian lodge
  09/09/25
How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your ...
fishy stirring karate
  09/09/25
Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my...
irate maniacal roommate indian lodge
  09/09/25
I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexua...
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/09/25
Yes she is fat
cyan address
  09/08/25
Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut...
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/08/25
She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is sh...
cyan address
  09/09/25
Do you wash her with a garden hose?
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/09/25
I don't interact with her when she is naked
cyan address
  09/09/25
Do you think she has a dildo?
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/09/25
Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victori...
cyan address
  09/09/25
Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound ou...
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/09/25
When we conceived our child nearly three years ago
cyan address
  09/09/25
180
histrionic coldplay fan menage
  09/09/25
...
cyan address
  09/09/25
no. i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but...
ruby keepsake machete
  09/08/25
Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.
Frisky Garrison
  09/09/25
Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/09/25
180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I&rs...
Crawly Giraffe
  09/09/25
this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with ...
deranged excitant hall
  09/09/25
not as fat as she used to be but still fat
ivory factory reset button antidepressant drug
  09/09/25
Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/09/25
i haven't given her the dick in years
ivory factory reset button antidepressant drug
  09/09/25
Whoa. Where do you put your dick?
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/09/25
my hand
ivory factory reset button antidepressant drug
  09/09/25
We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/09/25
180
histrionic coldplay fan menage
  09/09/25
93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee ...
Magenta irradiated chapel pozpig
  09/09/25
Tits?
Bateful plaza candlestick maker
  09/09/25
Nope
Godawful gaming laptop
  09/09/25
Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG
swashbuckling meetinghouse jewess
  09/09/25
...
Nude Six Nine
  01/13/26
only in her mind
[deleted by poaster]
  01/13/26
underweight actually
\'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"
  01/13/26


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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246324)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Exciting national security agency deer antler

FUCK NO.

She has put on ~10 lbs since I met her at the age of ~20.

I brought this up once, and it did not go well. But it seemed to have worked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246333)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246343)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Crawly Giraffe

Yes. Gunner can confirm :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246348)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

How obese? How do you deal with it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246353)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Crawly Giraffe

193 maybe? She’s 5’7” (my height)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246408)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Slap-happy windowlicker

Didn't u use to say your wife is skinny and u tall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246508)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Crawly Giraffe

I lied. I’m a liar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246624)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Odious red parlor

I remember being 5’7 in like 6th grade and I felt short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246512)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

How do you get hard for that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246517)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Crawly Giraffe

I don’t ususlly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246626)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: angry dilemma

not at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246410)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Your wife is a disgusting desert sand rat who takes it in the ass from bbc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246516)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Vermilion trip theater digit ratio

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246797)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Cowardly mad-dog skullcap voyeur

nah that's why you marry asian pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246423)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Brass vibrant tank stead

Rail thin Russian athlete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246519)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: lake crackhouse

um does she have a sister or ideally a daughter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246591)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: histrionic coldplay fan menage

What's his name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246664)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

I guess I didn't really expect the guys married to barnyard animals to admit to it...I refuse to believe every marriedmo here has a thin wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246619)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Floppy mediation ratface

It's a reasonable point, but being obese is still shameful in the UMC, so we'd expect it to be less prevalent than in the general population.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247879)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: irate maniacal roommate indian lodge

Morbidly. :( But she tolerates my cheatmoing, so I guess it works out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246622)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Does she have a huge fuckin ass or is she fat from neck to ankles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246628)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: irate maniacal roommate indian lodge

It's pretty hard to be morbidly obese just because your ass is big.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247065)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: Frisky Garrison

How does that work out for you? Good solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246967)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: irate maniacal roommate indian lodge

I wouldn't go so far as to call it "good," but it's better than divorce or celibacy, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247061)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: fishy stirring karate

How do you carry yourselves around the house such that your kids don't turn out crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247064)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: irate maniacal roommate indian lodge

Kids don't know anything about it. I still get along with my wife and enjoy her company. I'm just not interested in having sex with a 50-year-old morbidly obese woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247067)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

I worked with a guy in this situation but he was a homosexual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247811)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: cyan address

Yes she is fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246660)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Chubby or big fatty? Like mumu fat? Is it all tits and gut or is her ass a compact car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246783)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: cyan address

She wears a mumu because her body shape is so bad, she is shaped like the chernobyl elephant's foot. objectively speaking she could probably just wear properly fitted clothes, but she is too much of a slob to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247092)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Do you wash her with a garden hose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247794)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: cyan address

I don't interact with her when she is naked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247802)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Do you think she has a dildo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247806)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: cyan address

Unlikely, she is completely unsexual, like the ideal Victorian woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247821)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Wow. How long and how many pounds ago did you last pound out her vagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247825)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: cyan address

When we conceived our child nearly three years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247858)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: histrionic coldplay fan menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247914)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: cyan address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247930)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: ruby keepsake machete

no.

i didnt mind bigger chicks at all back in the day but you cant let you're actual wife get like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246669)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: Frisky Garrison

Sup. She's 5 foot 3 and 170-something. Life is hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246968)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Do you playfully squeeze her rolls when she's nude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247354)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Crawly Giraffe

180 I thought I was alone having a big lardass wife but I’m not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49246977)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: deranged excitant hall

this thread is sad, i thought all XO poasters were 6'3 with hawt model wives (from cebu)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247063)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: ivory factory reset button antidepressant drug

not as fat as she used to be but still fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247069)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Do you grab her fat rolls when you give her the dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247181)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: ivory factory reset button antidepressant drug

i haven't given her the dick in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247240)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:09 AM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Whoa. Where do you put your dick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247348)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: ivory factory reset button antidepressant drug

my hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247361)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

We should do a go fund me so you can get a hooker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247364)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: histrionic coldplay fan menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247918)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Magenta irradiated chapel pozpig

93lb, adding half a stick of butter into her morning coffee every day not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247187)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: Bateful plaza candlestick maker

Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247349)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Godawful gaming laptop

Nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247826)



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Date: September 9th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling meetinghouse jewess

Because you don't have a wife, we've all seen your HOG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49247889)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49587504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: [deleted by poaster]

only in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49587510)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

underweight actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5771103&forum_id=2#49587512)