Meth smokers and boozers.

An' we got Drunkard, we got diapers,

An' we got, pouchgout Robert Halfords.

And the girls next door are playboy movie stars.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this board.

We got azn cowboys, we got smuckers,

Broke crypto fools and sock fuckers.

An' shitlaw hustlers, subthread fighters,

Forcememers and alt righters.

And the PR vets talk about the lolsuit scars:

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this board.

I love this board,

It's my kind of place.

The support for famed godking Roy Moore,

Puts a big smile on my face.

There’s no reward, bump as a hoard.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this board.

I've seen doobs’ skirts, NM’s battlemechs,

Bachelor-loving rednecks and lick texts.

An' we got “horror” lovers, Opera’s mom shook her,

An' the same playboy girl could be a hooker,

And we ask just how much house we can afford:

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this board, yes I do!

I like my alts, (I like my alts),

An' I like my boyfriends, (I like my boyfriends),

I like to send them snaps of mirrors,

I like a Wilbur snap now and then

But I love this board,

It's my kind of place.

Just trolling on the college board,

Puts a big smile on my face.

When Charles scores, bump in accord.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this board.

Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I just love this ol' board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798298&forum_id=2#34694053)

Flapped my arms to delerium

And memorized train maps

For the Brooklyn/Bronx lines

You were always a normal one

Could maintain conversations

So I'd mutter your name

With allusions to slime

I only dreamed of your sexual affections

I once even asked you the time

That normie Chad Goldstein got all your attention

While my arms were stiff at my sides

How do you like me now

How do you like me now

Now that I'm on my way

Got a JD from UPenn, owing only 200K

Was scared to tell you my name

But I always dreamed about threatening to sue you

How do you like me now?!

When I took off to study law

Your face was stuck inside my craw

I dreamed I could hurt you as I dove in the books

Then in Crim and Torts I got an A

Even got called back by Ropes & Gray

And now I do commercial lit at Stroock

Your husband is home while I code docs alone

And I hear partners yell down the hall

Your cell phone starts ringin' who is that who's pinging

It's me with a heavy breathing call

How do you like me now

How do you like me now

Now that I'm on my way

Got a JD from UPenn, owing only 200K

Was scared to tell you my name

But I always dreamed about threatening to sue you

How do you like me now?!

How do you like me now

How do you like me now

Now that I'm on my way

Do you still think I'm crazy standing here today

I couldn't make you love me

But I always dreamed about at least making you fear me

How do you like me now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3798298&forum_id=2#34698248)