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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Arousing internal respiration gaming laptop
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Insane Hospital
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Crimson voyeur national
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Amethyst irate base pisswyrm
  08/30/25
...
Gold bateful jap
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Thirsty hall tank
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
embarrassed to the bone coffee pot idea he suggested
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
embarrassed to the bone coffee pot idea he suggested
  08/31/25
...
brindle aphrodisiac halford preventive strike
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Insane Hospital
  08/31/25
delusional take
brindle aphrodisiac halford preventive strike
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Insane Hospital
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
laughsome psychic
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Insane Hospital
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
milky milk tattoo
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Insane Hospital
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Insane Hospital
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
milky milk tattoo
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Insane Hospital
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Insane Hospital
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Insane Hospital
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
milky milk tattoo
  09/05/25
...
Insane Hospital
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
self-absorbed library sound barrier
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
milky milk tattoo
  09/05/25
...
Insane Hospital
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Insane Hospital
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
milky milk tattoo
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
titillating potus
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Insane Hospital
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
titillating potus
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Insane Hospital
  09/05/25
Kenny
milky milk tattoo
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  09/06/25
...
sick mischievous associate sanctuary
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Insane Hospital
  09/06/25
...
sick mischievous associate sanctuary
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Insane Hospital
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
garnet misunderstood karate
  09/07/25
Explain
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Vibrant juggernaut water buffalo
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Insane Hospital
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Mauve mentally impaired piazza
  09/07/25
...
laughsome psychic
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Insane Hospital
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Insane Hospital
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  11/17/25


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Arousing internal respiration gaming laptop

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Crimson voyeur national

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Amethyst irate base pisswyrm

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Gold bateful jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Thirsty hall tank

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone coffee pot idea he suggested

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone coffee pot idea he suggested

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: brindle aphrodisiac halford preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Insane Hospital

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: brindle aphrodisiac halford preventive strike

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: laughsome psychic

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Insane Hospital

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: milky milk tattoo

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Insane Hospital

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: milky milk tattoo

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Insane Hospital

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Insane Hospital

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: milky milk tattoo

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Insane Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed library sound barrier

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: milky milk tattoo

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Insane Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: milky milk tattoo

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: titillating potus

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: titillating potus

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: milky milk tattoo

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sick mischievous associate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sick mischievous associate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Insane Hospital

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: garnet misunderstood karate

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Vibrant juggernaut water buffalo

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Insane Hospital

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Mauve mentally impaired piazza

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: laughsome psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Insane Hospital

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49438939)