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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
Shimmering underhanded address clown
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
Awkward razzle newt
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
Gay hideous background story
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
Awkward razzle newt
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
Green box office boltzmann
  09/22/23
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vivacious brass nursing home
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
Awkward razzle newt
  09/22/23
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mint deep double fault
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
Mustard casino windowlicker
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Crawly station
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
Passionate Persian
  09/22/23
Yes
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/22/23
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stubborn locale knife
  09/22/23
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Swollen razzle-dazzle hell
  09/22/23
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Flickering foreskin
  09/22/23
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mint deep double fault
  09/23/23
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Flickering foreskin
  09/27/23
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provocative drab gunner menage
  10/01/23
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duck-like racy theater stage ape
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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vivacious brass nursing home
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
Vigorous striped hyena
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
Flickering foreskin
  09/22/23
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know-it-all tripping trailer park gaming laptop
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Turquoise cowardly pozpig locus
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Ebony orchestra pit
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
Clear disgusting temple skinny woman
  09/22/23
...
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
galvanic bistre space
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
Gay hideous background story
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
galvanic bistre space
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
Clear disgusting temple skinny woman
  09/27/23
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vivacious brass nursing home
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
cerebral therapy step-uncle's house
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
cerebral therapy step-uncle's house
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
vivacious brass nursing home
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
cerebral therapy step-uncle's house
  09/27/23
lol 😂
garnet talented police squad
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
milky glittery mexican black woman
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Beady-eyed doobsian stage
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
milky glittery mexican black woman
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
vivacious brass nursing home
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
Heady generalized bond dingle berry
  09/27/23
Ungh
Slimy senate
  10/01/23
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Heady generalized bond dingle berry
  10/02/23
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vivacious brass nursing home
  10/01/23
Yes
Arrogant balding bawdyhouse idiot
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Mind-boggling gold genital piercing kitty cat
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: Shimmering underhanded address clown

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Awkward razzle newt

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: Gay hideous background story

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Awkward razzle newt

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: Green box office boltzmann

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Awkward razzle newt

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: mint deep double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Mustard casino windowlicker

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Crawly station

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: Passionate Persian

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: stubborn locale knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Swollen razzle-dazzle hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: Flickering foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: mint deep double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Flickering foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: provocative drab gunner menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: duck-like racy theater stage ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: Vigorous striped hyena

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: Flickering foreskin

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: know-it-all tripping trailer park gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Turquoise cowardly pozpig locus

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Ebony orchestra pit

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Clear disgusting temple skinny woman

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: galvanic bistre space

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Gay hideous background story

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: galvanic bistre space

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Clear disgusting temple skinny woman

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: cerebral therapy step-uncle's house

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: cerebral therapy step-uncle's house

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: cerebral therapy step-uncle's house

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: garnet talented police squad

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: milky glittery mexican black woman

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed doobsian stage

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: milky glittery mexican black woman

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Heady generalized bond dingle berry

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Slimy senate

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Heady generalized bond dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: vivacious brass nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Arrogant balding bawdyhouse idiot

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling gold genital piercing kitty cat

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2#49894019)