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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
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Snowy heady antidepressant drug range
  12/17/25
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twisted unholy hell
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Zippy field
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
Boom
Flatulent Sickened Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Flatulent Sickened Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Flatulent Sickened Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
Incredible
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
boom lives
Big Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Zippy field
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Razzle-dazzle Fuchsia Parlor Macaca
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Flatulent Sickened Digit Ratio
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
wmtp
arousing stead roommate
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
lake stock car
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
lake stock car
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
lake stock car
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Appetizing bbw
  12/17/25
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Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
evan39
pale boyish base hairy legs
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Snowy heady antidepressant drug range
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Hairless Shitlib Location
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Hairless Shitlib Location
  12/17/25
who are you
Big Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Hairless Shitlib Location
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Big Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
pale boyish base hairy legs
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Beady-eyed school organic girlfriend
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Hairless Shitlib Location
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Hairless Shitlib Location
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Hairless Shitlib Location
  12/18/25
whokobe
Big Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Appetizing bbw
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Appetizing bbw
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
Crawly Famous Landscape Painting National Security Agency
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Big Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
Crawly Famous Landscape Painting National Security Agency
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Big Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
Crawly Famous Landscape Painting National Security Agency
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/17/25
(n00b)
Crawly Famous Landscape Painting National Security Agency
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
obsidian cerebral home
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Red Toilet Seat
  12/18/25
Stfu
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Marvelous french black woman
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
Aggressive Crackhouse
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Bespoke business firm scourge upon the earth
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
vigorous carnelian dilemma people who are hurt
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Excitant shrine rigpig
  12/18/25
Thanks.
obsidian cerebral home
  12/18/25
Boom
mind-boggling ape public bath
  12/18/25
whokebe
Pink skinny woman cruise ship
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Snowy heady antidepressant drug range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: twisted unholy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Zippy field

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Flatulent Sickened Digit Ratio

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Flatulent Sickened Digit Ratio

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Flatulent Sickened Digit Ratio

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Big Preventive Strike

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Zippy field

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Fuchsia Parlor Macaca

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Flatulent Sickened Digit Ratio

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: arousing stead roommate

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: lake stock car

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: lake stock car

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: lake stock car

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Appetizing bbw

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: pale boyish base hairy legs

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Snowy heady antidepressant drug range

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Hairless Shitlib Location

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Hairless Shitlib Location

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Big Preventive Strike

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Hairless Shitlib Location

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Big Preventive Strike

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: pale boyish base hairy legs

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed school organic girlfriend

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Hairless Shitlib Location

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Hairless Shitlib Location

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Hairless Shitlib Location

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Big Preventive Strike

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Appetizing bbw

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Appetizing bbw

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Crawly Famous Landscape Painting National Security Agency

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Big Preventive Strike

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Crawly Famous Landscape Painting National Security Agency

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Big Preventive Strike

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Crawly Famous Landscape Painting National Security Agency

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: Crawly Famous Landscape Painting National Security Agency

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral home

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Red Toilet Seat

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Marvelous french black woman

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Aggressive Crackhouse

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Bespoke business firm scourge upon the earth

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: vigorous carnelian dilemma people who are hurt

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Excitant shrine rigpig

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: obsidian cerebral home

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: mind-boggling ape public bath

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Pink skinny woman cruise ship

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2#49519546)