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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Sapphire Cocky Hospital
  06/30/25
wow lol
Electric Business Firm Affirmative Action
  06/30/25
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supple menage party of the first part
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Electric Business Firm Affirmative Action
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Sapphire Cocky Hospital
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
swashbuckling candlestick maker hissy fit
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Sapphire Cocky Hospital
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
multi-colored striped hyena
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
histrionic mother
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Electric Business Firm Affirmative Action
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
Stimulating ruddy new version church
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Sapphire Cocky Hospital
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
histrionic mother
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
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  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Electric Business Firm Affirmative Action
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Sapphire Cocky Hospital
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Smoky stage feces
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
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  06/30/25
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Sapphire Cocky Hospital
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
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  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
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  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Sickened talking fat ankles
  06/30/25
...
Stimulating ruddy new version church
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
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Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
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  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
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  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
insecure locale filthpig
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Embarrassed To The Bone Cracking Sex Offender
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
vermilion wonderful reading party
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
deranged walnut theater stage half-breed
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
Splenetic abode
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Sapphire Cocky Hospital

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Electric Business Firm Affirmative Action

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: supple menage party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Electric Business Firm Affirmative Action

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Sapphire Cocky Hospital

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling candlestick maker hissy fit

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Sapphire Cocky Hospital

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: multi-colored striped hyena

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: histrionic mother

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Electric Business Firm Affirmative Action

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Stimulating ruddy new version church

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Sapphire Cocky Hospital

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: histrionic mother

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Trip Potus Casino

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Electric Business Firm Affirmative Action

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Sapphire Cocky Hospital

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Smoky stage feces

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: light sticky antidepressant drug private investor

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: dashing erotic codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: floppy bronze windowlicker

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Sapphire Cocky Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Kink-friendly cordovan community account brunch

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Contagious mint senate

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Sickened talking fat ankles

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: Stimulating ruddy new version church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Trip Potus Casino

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Gay fluffy lettuce tanning salon

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Contagious mint senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Navy Love Of Her Life Theater

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: insecure locale filthpig

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Cracking Sex Offender

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: vermilion wonderful reading party

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: deranged walnut theater stage half-breed

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Splenetic abode

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)