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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in

43yo, interest rates are fucking shit. $150K cash $0K ...
lfo
  12/16/25
This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  12/16/25
lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother,...
lfo
  12/16/25
My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. H...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  12/16/25
You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to ...
lfo
  12/16/25
Aren't you rich anyway?
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  12/20/25
It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn...
snoogle
  12/19/25
Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  12/20/25
You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have d...
YOU SUCK MR BUTTFUCK
  12/19/25
brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this sit...
lfo
  12/20/25
glad to help. i'm with you, i usually have no idea how p...
YOU SUCK MR BUTTFUCK
  12/20/25
You're doing great
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  12/20/25
$3.384M
richard clock
  12/16/25
Great job.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  12/20/25
43 $2M cash $2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages) $...
SEND DORA BACK
  12/16/25
ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job
lfo
  12/16/25
investment ferrari doesn't count?
SEND DORA BACK
  12/16/25
$1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m...
AZNgirl maeking sure Brown Shooter isnt Brown
  12/16/25
I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite ...
Leftism is a mental disease
  12/19/25
good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now
AZNgirl maeking sure Brown Shooter isnt Brown
  12/19/25
$2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up.
black abyss
  12/20/25
six figure hell
Jobs
  12/16/25
39/$3.7M
180 sex offender
  12/16/25
Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around ...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  12/20/25
what year was your first big year? how'd it happen?
.,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,
  12/20/25
38 / $1.8M
,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  12/16/25
44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 mi...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  12/16/25
the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  12/20/25
I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth ...
.- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .
  12/16/25
mid 30s / $1.5m potentially semi retiring next year
.,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,
  12/16/25
In the United States?
,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  12/19/25
yeah i have things i can do in semi retirement that can b...
.,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,
  12/19/25
Late 30s $200k cash/investments $1.7 mil if including ...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/19/25
48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa $800k (and fallin...
Roblox
  12/19/25
fully paid off home is 180 brother
lfo
  12/19/25
A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insura...
cowgod
  12/19/25
OYT-free thread
cowgod
  12/19/25
A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s
Judas Jones
  12/19/25
...
Roblox
  12/19/25
...
jira tickets
  12/19/25
...
richard clock
  12/19/25
...
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  12/20/25
$23.08
Juan Eighty
  12/19/25
can't wait for next year, though.
Salivary Stoned
  12/19/25
Early 40s $7.6m total $5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental ...
Savage_Noble
  12/19/25
nice, how'd you do it?
.,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,
  12/19/25
Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (...
Savage_Noble
  12/19/25
You can’t stop what’s coming
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  12/20/25
Late 30s, $2.9M
Fyre festival founder
  12/19/25
Late 30s 90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt ...
Civil Attorney (The Kraken is BACK)
  12/19/25
damn u made 6M on eth?
SEND DORA BACK
  12/19/25
Same
Feces
  12/20/25
Late 30s. Off the top of my head: Real estate equity: ...
Nintendo 1488
  12/19/25
47, 1.6M
Leftism is a mental disease
  12/19/25
Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Tra...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  12/19/25
42 y/o 1.0M
Florida Panthers
  12/20/25
33yo ~$650k total net worth $450k taxable brokerage: c...
W2cop breakfast
  12/20/25
180 brother
.,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,
  12/20/25
Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler?
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  12/20/25
39/$7.5 million
Feces
  12/20/25
literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brother...
Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard
  12/20/25
I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $...
,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,
  12/20/25
280,000k
cowgod
  12/20/25


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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: lfo

43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.

$150K cash

$0K crypto (sold all this year)

$0 silver (sold all this year)

$125K house less mortgage

=$275K

+$1.1MM retirement

=$1.375 MM

[+$300K kids college accounts]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513227)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513952)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: lfo

lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513962)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513982)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: lfo

You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513988)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Aren't you rich anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524279)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: snoogle

It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523285)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524341)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: YOU SUCK MR BUTTFUCK ((zurich is stained))

You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523286)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: lfo

brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524883)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: YOU SUCK MR BUTTFUCK ((zurich is stained))

glad to help.

i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.

this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524923)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

You're doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524340)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: richard clock

$3.384M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513230)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Great job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524345)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: SEND DORA BACK

43

$2M cash

$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)

$1.5M Retirement

$1.1M Brokerage account

$400k cars/watches

=$7.5M

Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.

Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.

Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513241)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: lfo

ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513354)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: SEND DORA BACK

investment ferrari doesn't count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513509)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: AZNgirl maeking sure Brown Shooter isnt Brown

$1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513346)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease

I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523610)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: AZNgirl maeking sure Brown Shooter isnt Brown

good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524198)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

$2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524905)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Jobs

six figure hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513510)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: 180 sex offender

39/$3.7M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513514)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524347)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,


what year was your first big year? how'd it happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524398)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.

38 / $1.8M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513942)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513974)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524344)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: .- .-. . .-. . .--. - .. .-.. .

I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49513992)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,


mid 30s / $1.5m

potentially semi retiring next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49514051)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.

In the United States?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522384)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,


yeah

i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Late 30s

$200k cash/investments

$1.7 mil if including house/real estate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522390)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Roblox

48

$1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa

$800k (and falling) fully paid off home

So I guess $2.3M total networth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522401)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: lfo

fully paid off home is 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522408)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: cowgod

A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522471)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: cowgod

OYT-free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522468)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Judas Jones

A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522477)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Roblox



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523163)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: jira tickets (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523166)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523280)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524286)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

$23.08

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49522480)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com)

can't wait for next year, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523204)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Savage_Noble

Early 40s

$7.6m total

$5m in brokerage

$1.5 in rental real estate equity

200k in primary residence equity

500k retirement account

400k in small business i bought



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523468)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,


nice, how'd you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523476)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Savage_Noble

Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523486)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ )

You can’t stop what’s coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524276)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Fyre festival founder

Late 30s, $2.9M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523495)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Civil Attorney (The Kraken is BACK)

Late 30s

90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt

$6.6M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523542)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: SEND DORA BACK

damn u made 6M on eth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523565)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: Feces

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524442)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Nintendo 1488

Late 30s.

Off the top of my head:

Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props)

Crypto: ~$600k

Brokerage: $365k

Retirement: ~$350k

Cash: ~$30k

(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523583)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: Leftism is a mental disease

47, 1.6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523608)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Age: 46

Cash: $20k

Taxable investment accounts: $500k

Traditional retirement accounts: $750k

Roth retirement accounts: $750k

Home value: $625k

Mortgage: -$150k

Student loans: -$50k

Total: $2.5M

Height: 6'1"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49523658)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Florida Panthers

42 y/o

1.0M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524229)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM
Author: W2cop breakfast

33yo

~$650k total net worth

$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).

$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index

$130k in 401k in generic S&P index

$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.

Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524281)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,;:,:,,:,.,:,::,..;.,:,.:;.:.,;.:.,:.::,


180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524343)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524349)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: Feces

39/$7.5 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524441)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM
Author: Soren "Bob" Odenkierkegaard

literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2#49524455)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.:,.,.,:.:,..,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,


I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: cowgod

280,000k

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