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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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galvanic school coldplay fan
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Beta newt base
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
galvanic school coldplay fan
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Beta newt base
  05/01/26
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soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
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Judgmental meetinghouse
  04/29/26
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galvanic school coldplay fan
  04/29/26
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soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
abusive nudist crackhouse crotch
  04/29/26
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overrated forum sex offender
  04/29/26
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soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
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Dull magical regret azn
  04/30/26
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Aromatic ungodly pistol box office
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Aromatic ungodly pistol box office
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
overrated forum sex offender
  05/02/26
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soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
galvanic school coldplay fan
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
abusive nudist crackhouse crotch
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
galvanic school coldplay fan
  04/29/26
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soul-stirring station nibblets
  04/29/26
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flatulent silver theatre
  04/29/26
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razzmatazz infuriating laser beams philosopher-king
  04/29/26
180!
overrated forum sex offender
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Judgmental meetinghouse
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
galvanic school coldplay fan
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
exciting idiot genital piercing
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
galvanic school coldplay fan
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Mischievous rose stage
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
galvanic school coldplay fan
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Mischievous rose stage
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
galvanic school coldplay fan
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
laughsome corner
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
galvanic school coldplay fan
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Mischievous rose stage
  05/01/26
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soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
laughsome corner
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Mischievous rose stage
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
180
flatulent silver theatre
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Judgmental meetinghouse
  05/01/26
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Submissive orange sneaky criminal
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
ocher motley cuckold faggotry
  04/30/26
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ocher motley cuckold faggotry
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
coiffed national security agency library
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
galvanic school coldplay fan
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Mischievous rose stage
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
galvanic school coldplay fan
  05/01/26
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soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
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Mischievous rose stage
  05/01/26
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soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
hairless odious really tough guy
  05/01/26
Shalom.
soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
congrats!
Aromatic ungodly pistol box office
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
flatulent silver theatre
  05/01/26
180
soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
galvanic school coldplay fan
  05/01/26
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soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
hairless odious really tough guy
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
soul-stirring station nibblets
  05/01/26
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overrated forum sex offender
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Beta newt base

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Beta newt base

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Judgmental meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: abusive nudist crackhouse crotch

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: overrated forum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Dull magical regret azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Aromatic ungodly pistol box office



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Aromatic ungodly pistol box office

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: overrated forum sex offender

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: abusive nudist crackhouse crotch

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: flatulent silver theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: razzmatazz infuriating laser beams philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: overrated forum sex offender

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Judgmental meetinghouse

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: exciting idiot genital piercing

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Mischievous rose stage

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Mischievous rose stage

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: laughsome corner

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Mischievous rose stage

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: laughsome corner

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Mischievous rose stage

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: flatulent silver theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Judgmental meetinghouse

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Submissive orange sneaky criminal



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: ocher motley cuckold faggotry

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: ocher motley cuckold faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: coiffed national security agency library

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Mischievous rose stage

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Mischievous rose stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: hairless odious really tough guy

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Aromatic ungodly pistol box office

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: flatulent silver theatre

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: galvanic school coldplay fan

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: hairless odious really tough guy

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring station nibblets

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: overrated forum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)