Who Is This Crispin Hellion Glover Nutjob. Very Unhinged. Never Seen Him Before
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Date: July 23rd, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
guy seems seriously mentally unstable
e.g., https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753869&mc=18&forum_id=2#49126389
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49126345) |
Date: July 24th, 2025 7:18 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49126711) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
ive heard of a boner police but have no idea what that means and just see people bitching about him. what's his deal?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49126726) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:52 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
just an unhinged nutjob? seems easy to ignore. why are there so many threads about a boner police. how do people even recognize him? ive never seen this moniker.
what's his deal? is he a lawyer? oriental? why is he here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49126741) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 8:41 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)
around 2015 there was a massive incursion of poasters from My Poasting Career, which was a haven for extremely online alt-right idiots. whenever you see a profoundly stupid, edgy non-lawyer obsessed politics, race, etc its likely they came from there. boner police did.
boner police is extremely grating and stupid, exclusively making repetitive irreverent poasts, so hes annoying and people make threads telling him to stfu. but more importantly as of late he's been on an extremely mentally ill bender where hes outted a bunch of poasters, so that also triggers hate and attention. this was all over gjr, a fempoaster hes simping for.
gjr outed him because shes also mentally ill. hes a 30 year old NEET and a registered sex offender. he went to tufts for cs but has spent the last decade calling people kikes on the internet.
this is all 100% not flame and i really like it here
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49126817) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
jfc. he seems like a easily ignorable retard. why does anyone engage with him?
he's a registered sex offender as to what crime? is this 100% confirmed?
is GJR really the cute harvard track girl, E.D.?
ty for your scholarship.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49126837) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 8:56 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)
he is in every thread sperging so it is hard to ignore if youre megapoasting. also he's a lolcow so plenty of people wind up him just to see him spin. i consider myself a member of both camps: he spergs so hard that and is everywhere so might as well fuck with him. its hard to resist when he'll follow you around repeating shit you said years ago and making up shit.
yes 100% not flame registered sex offender. he's also the son of an ascended prole Scumbag who maed it in blue collar. he's a NEET potato nigger who poasts about white supremacy all day because he thinks hes white and has no accomplishments of his own.
yeah thats her. theyre dating again despite the fact she repeatedly humiliated bp and outed him, so he's also sperging about people who malign his m'lady. despite the fact that for the past 4 years he's spammed insults and slurs about her.
again, all 100% true and profoundly mentally ill.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49126856) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
What sex offense?
Is his name common knowledge around here?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127097) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
How did people figure out who he is?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127132) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)
gjr poasted a pic with her and him in it and then just straight up outed him. he's also outed within his mpc crew, and i suspect the anonymous hero who outed more details about him is a member who wanted him to stop outing others.
he did for a time, but as you see below it looks like he's at it again. he's a pathetic individual who flies into a rage when he's reminded of his pathetic life and lashes out wherever he can.
he should just stop sperging but he seems to have no capacity for self control.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127160) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
How does a sad sack of shit like this manage to get a cute girl like that
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127184) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
Does this weirdo have a real job? Seems like he can’t function IRL unless this is schtick.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127215) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
What’s a neat?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127228) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
So he’s a shut-in basement loser but somehow manages to fuck GJR? Does she have a job? Did he go to good schools like her?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127243) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)
losers fuck!
she was some admin assistent go-fer years ago. now she just shows up under pumos to call people evil for making fun of bp.
he went to TUFTS despite going to a prestigious prep school so no, he didnt; he's legitimately very dumb.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127251) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
she went to H to be a secretary?
what's this nutjob's moniker a reference to?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127338) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
What is a Sam Hyde? I’ve seen that name posted before
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127181) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
Did / does this Sam Hyde guy poast here? How did he know GJR and box?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127227) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
Wait who fucked him after jail? box or GJR? I need a chart of all this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127246) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
wow it's stunning that this boart drama relates to relatively famous irl people. how does someone like gjr even find shkreli?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127323) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)
before i tell you this, understand that this is not flame and you can go ahead and google it.
after shkreli got out of jail he solicted women to come over and fuck them and documented it i. an excel spreadsheet. gjr was one of the lucky applicants. this was immediately after her and bp split, and she poasted that selfie, so this seems motivated in part to humiliate bp.
beginning to understand why this arc is interesting, why bp is insane, and why gjr would settle for a NEET cuck that takes her back after doing shit like that?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127354) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
rofl is the selfie available?
i get why this weirdo is mentally ill. i dont get why gjr cant do better tho
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127364) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:10 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)
what man would put up with those antics? and imagine what shes like privately if this is what she does publicly.
i didnt save it. she was looking hot in it! martin had his hand on her exposed middrift.
to keep this all objective she claimed the entire time they were "just friends" and she was penpals with him in prison. also, one of the reasons they broke up bp found their correspondence and he was hitting on her hard. it was literally stuff like
"send nudes whore."
"haha you goose you know im in a relationship but ill see you when you get out 😘"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127391) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
jfc this is hilarious.
is this weirdo recognizable on xo to regs other than me? i dont get how anyone would engage with him. he seems to just poast unhinged lunacy and isnt even part of the convo. i cant say ive ever noticed him
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127415) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
he's jewish? seems oriental. no jew is this unhinged and angry.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49126748) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
I never knew what MPC was until today. Is this the same as group 2?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127247) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
what is MPC and group 2 exactly?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127326) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Malicious Pedophile Crew (MPC) (gunneratttt)
i explained mpc at the outset (my poasting career). a forum for edgy alt-right losers that collapsed and so they all signed up here.
group 2 was a lawman8 descriptor for a clique of poasters that primarily troll and feud.
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3758362&mc=321&forum_id=2
it included most of mpc but some regular poasters. presumably this is how bp got the irl identity of some non-MPC poasters.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127454) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
was the P poasting or posting?
did the group 2 poasters have a separate off the boart chat? ive seen reference to that. i always thought group 2 was in reference to the name of a group chat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127468) |
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Date: July 24th, 2025 12:06 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
wtf is an irl crispin glover?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5753975&forum_id=2#49127369) |
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