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Hypo: You are warned that the FBI is on its way to arrest you (2 hr headstart)
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Date: July 16th, 2021 11:24 PM Author: iridescent talented plaza For each day you evade the feds, you get $10k USDC deposited in an untraceable crypto wallet. Would your first step be to convert all your money to monero or just gtfo out of town instantly? buy camping gear at walmart? what would be your action plan? how long could you evade them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795281) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2024 6:54 PM Author: Histrionic underhanded theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#48040784) |
Date: July 16th, 2021 11:29 PM Author: Up-to-no-good sickened office chad First step is absolutely leave town, with two hours I probably just drive a few hours and think of somewhere to ditch the car as I drive. That opens up their search radius a lot. From there I try to figure out how to pull out some money while having another quick exit. Unless I’m something very high profile they won’t have even checked to see if I have bank accounts probably. Definitely stick to are country for the drive to avoid cameras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795301) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:42 AM Author: iridescent talented plaza cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795916) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: hairraiser opaque sneaky criminal newt tape ipad on each side of body playing hunter biden laptop pics/documents 24/7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795923) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Flickering feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42795982) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:07 AM Author: Excitant violet boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796030) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:01 AM Author: Wild gas station Lmao Jfc.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796064) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:12 AM Author: razzle shivering keepsake machete theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796244) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:20 AM Author: Harsh heady kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796259) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:27 PM Author: comical meetinghouse clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797270) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:16 PM Author: contagious blood rage trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797982) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 7:15 PM Author: Supple Stead Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42798507) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:31 PM Author: trip rebellious stock car yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799036) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:36 PM Author: bearded vivacious roommate twinkling uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799059) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:52 AM Author: concupiscible hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821349) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:54 AM Author: aromatic topaz hissy fit useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821358) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:28 AM Author: coral filthpig son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821467) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:29 AM Author: Rough-skinned adventurous house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821472) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:34 AM Author: pungent wrinkle Lock myself in a room filled with photos found on Hunter Biden's laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796001) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:04 AM Author: Cheese-eating emerald stage partner drive to DHS headquarters and offer my asshole as tribute, work for them and catch the biggest fish above me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796029) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:38 AM Author: Excitant violet boltzmann Load food and supplies into a backpack and round up my cats into soft carriers placed in large duffel bag: 15 minutes.
Walk to friend's house: 15 minutes.
Convince him to fly me in his Cessna: Take off within 60 minutes.
30 minutes of buffer.
Fly to Wyoming.
Get taxi to uncle's house and steal dirt bike from back shed.
Ride to his friend's cabin. Break in.
Chill in the mountains.
Then what? |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:41 PM Author: Fluffy marketing idea Alright, listen up,
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: Erotic pale stage wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797674) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: Excitant violet boltzmann I'll have to see whether it's a StarLink location. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797688) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:30 PM Author: Erotic pale stage wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799349) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:04 PM Author: vibrant brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799209) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:39 AM Author: claret toilet seat public bath Head to nearest FBI field office and impersonate a janitor. Like Sauron searching for Frodo, they'd never think to look right under their noses.
Alternatively, mess up my house as if I left in a hurry, then pay someone to drive my car into a lake. Meanwhile I'd simply hide under my bed. After they realized I "fled", they would take off and I would just chill in my house and read Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, and Cervantes for a couple weeks. Even if they had the place under surveillance, no one would enter or leave and they'd have no idea I was there the whole time. |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Wild gas station Cr plan and 180 reading material (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796070) |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 6:46 PM Author: Exciting Sienna Mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836185) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:10 AM Author: Ultramarine Boyish Shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42796241) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:13 PM Author: charismatic autistic orchestra pit Is this during business hours so I can drain my accounts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797209) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 2:14 PM Author: Up-to-no-good sickened office chad you'd really waste your 2 hours trying to withdraw tens of thousands of dollars from your shithead bank? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797213) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:28 PM Author: charismatic autistic orchestra pit How long does it take to withdraw like 25k? Feel like the FBI could easily track your movements if you used cards etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797586) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Up-to-no-good sickened office chad In cash? Idk but I bet it isn’t quick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797654) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:50 PM Author: Excitant violet boltzmann I cashed a $7k check at the issuer's bank one time. It only took about 10 or 15 minutes. That's the most physical cash I've ever had. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797701) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:14 PM Author: Motley dilemma I've cashed $20k before. Took 15 mins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797815) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 3:43 PM Author: Laughsome Internal Respiration did you ever read the story about the Maine hermit? Amazing he survived those brutal winters all those years. i'd probably try to copy him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797666) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: Appetizing stubborn sound barrier haunted graveyard This hypo is useless without more details about the $10k per day. Do I get $10k in cash every day? Does it get deposited into my account daily, so I risk being detected if I withdraw it? Or do I only get the money when I get caught?
Without knowing what kind of money I have access to, I would follow a strategy along these lines:
1) Try to withdraw enough cash to survive for at least a couple weeks. 2) Convert the rest of my liquid assets into crypto. 3) Get out of town ASAP. Head to a rural area in a different state on the back roads. 4) Buy a hat, a fake beard, and some hair dye as soon as I am a reasonable distance away. Also get a burner phone. 5) Steal a license plate off someone's car that looks similar to my car and replace their plate with mine. Hopefully they don't notice for a while. Repeat this process if necessary. 6) Find a bitcoin ATM where I can withdraw a significant amount of crypto. Buy a car with cash. Drive my existing car into a lake or something like that. 7) Go to a reasonably large city and find a motel where I can rent a room for an extended period of time in cash.
If I am getting $10k per day that I can easily access, I think I'm golden at this point. If my appearance has been sufficiently altered, the likelihood that they will be able to find me in a high-turnover flop house is very low. But if I have to use my existing resources, then I would probably need to find a job that lets me work under the table and get paid in cash. That would make things significantly more challenging, and I would need to think about the best way to do that. |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: Excitant violet boltzmann "Or do I only get the money when I get caught?"
The entire endgame is underdeveloped.
Do you just get caught and released because it was a game all along?
Are you going to federal prison once you get caught? |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:13 PM Author: Histrionic underhanded theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797971) |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 7:06 PM Author: Fragrant headpube NOW you’re thinking like a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836254) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:05 PM Author: Laughsome Internal Respiration how do you register said car? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797774) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:07 PM Author: Appetizing stubborn sound barrier haunted graveyard Initially I probably wouldn't. If I pay a seller enough over their asking price in cash, they probably won't bother to make sure that I transfer the title over. Eventually I would try to make a friend and convince them to let me put it in their name and let me drive it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797787) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:08 PM Author: Laughsome Internal Respiration would long-term car rental be better idea? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797798) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:13 PM Author: Excitant violet boltzmann You might be able to buy, in cash, from a private party and then title the car in the name of an LLC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797811) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:07 PM Author: Excitant violet boltzmann "3) Get out of town ASAP. Head to a rural area in a different state on the back roads."
Two hours isn't a lot of time to get out of town in much of the West, but it's worth more as you go east. |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:39 PM Author: charismatic autistic orchestra pit I’m assuming they show up at your house in 2 hours. It’s going to take them at least another couple hours for them to develop a game plan/get an idea of where you went. You probably have until the next day before they have any chance of being on your tail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797863) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:14 PM Author: Excitant violet boltzmann OP needs to let us know how motivated the FBI is in this case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797973) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:22 PM Author: charismatic autistic orchestra pit cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797997) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:23 AM Author: Erotic pale stage wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821233) |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 5:37 PM Author: trip rebellious stock car yarmulke On a scale from "prosecuting prominent Democratic politicians and their families" to "Russia collusion witch-hunt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42835945) |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 7:00 PM Author: iridescent talented plaza op here, very motivated (unknown white nationalist who spearheaded the Jan 6 assault on the capitol motivated) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836235) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 4:16 PM Author: Submissive Seedy Den Incel I have a friend who lives in the south, I give him 10k to sneak into the closest NASCAR track and hang a noose somewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797818) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 10:00 PM Author: trip rebellious stock car yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42799190) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:09 PM Author: concupiscible hunting ground i would flee to Russia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797957) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 5:22 PM Author: Spectacular Flushed Codepig Field There's a flight to Ecuador in one hour. I'm leaving my phone and paying my roommate a handsome sum to drive me to the airport immediately. I have a good friend in Quito. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42797999) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: trip rebellious stock car yarmulke - Throw guns, gear, and tools in truck: 20 minutes - switch plates: 2 minutes - buy international plane tickets online out of an airport in the opposite direction of my travel: 7 minutes - head south on the highway, toss my cell in the bed of a southbound pickup, turn around: 10 minutes - head for British Columbian wilderness, where I will build a cabin with my tools and wait things out I give myself between 5 and 21 days, and maybe longer if they didn't have high resolution cameras watching my location as soon as they decided to come for me. If they had no eyes on me at all, six months or longer. Their best odds are to get me before I get to BC, because once I'm there they're gonna have a rough time of it. |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:52 AM Author: concupiscible hunting ground 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821348) |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: violent 180 prole national You're better off hitting up a truck stop on a highway going opposite your direction of travel & JB welding your phone underneath a semi after the rig pig heads inside for his usual. That'll add 15 minutes, but it's more reliable than the bed of a pickup.
Also, when switching plates, make sure you're stealing the new plates off a car that's similar to yours (ideally same make, model, and color, but make & color ought to be enough if they're the same vehicle type). Particularly observant cops may notice a plate mismatch when their plate scanners are running. |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:14 AM Author: Histrionic underhanded theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#48042970) |
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Date: July 17th, 2021 9:53 PM Author: Fluffy marketing idea Alright, listen up,
Get on a sightseeing tour bus and fiddle with the controls at the Hoover Dam. |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:59 AM Author: Lake school travel guidebook Remove cock from pants (1 min)
Jerk said cock off until it ejaculates (10 minutes)
Poast (75 minutes)
Jerk said cock off again (15 minutes)
Watch an episode of Seinfeld (20 minutes) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:31 AM Author: coral filthpig son of senegal Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821476) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:17 AM Author: Cerebral henna volcanic crater abode Call mom and tell her she needs to come help wife watch kids. Email boss and share some unfiltered analysis. Post until cops show up and then enjoy a free vacation at Club Fed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42821434) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2021 1:19 AM Author: Mentally impaired vigorous ape tank immediately call up all of my friends and tell them the "wedding" is happening and they need to come over ASAP and bring the "decorations". we text all the time and hang out irl daily, so I should have no problem getting 5-10 of them over within in hour. After that, I will start a brainstorming session where we will discuss planning, trade equipment, and troubleshoot the finishing details. This will fill up the last hour
After the fbi shows up and I will peacefully surrender and hope for an aquital after the jury learns that I know choose to live as a gay man and all of my best friends are paid fbi informants |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 5:57 PM Author: jet-lagged spot mental disorder steal a boat 100% go up or down coast 2-3 states and take greyhound to mexico or cannda border and go from there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836049) |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 6:43 PM Author: violent 180 prole national Have you ever operated a boat before? "2-3 states" is a pretty long distance along the coast, so you'd either be stealing a large boat (and attracting unneeded attention) or doing it bandito style with 100 gallons of gasoline on a small jon boat. In ten hours, that'll get you approximately 200 miles with a 25hp outboard motor at full throttle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836169) |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 8:18 PM Author: jet-lagged spot mental disorder id buy hte boat or borrow it most likely from somone i trust
seems easy af for someone like you in fl, just cruise up gulf or gulfstream to SC or biloxi and go from there
shit is easy |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 6:30 PM Author: violent 180 prole national First, I'd call my barber from a burner phone and ask if he's vaccinated because I need an appointment -- he knows what I mean by that. At that moment, I will have under an hour to pack and meet him at his shop.
I'd pack my camping gear, two handguns, a rifle, and a couple ammo cases. I'd also take all of my physical gold and silver, the $10k cash I keep on-hand, and my adderall. My camping gear includes a one-person tent, sleeping bag, e-tool, multiple knives, paracord, 200 lb test fishing line, and a flint & steel. It all fits neatly in a backpack and is pretty compact.
On the way to the shop, I'd stop by a UPS store and ship my phone via UPS Express Critical (same day, next-flight-out service) to my old address in MFH. They'd see my phone ping at the airport and then in a couple hours in NYC.
At the shop, my barber would be able to take care of my car and get me out of the country. Within 24 hours, I'd be on an island sipping a Mai Tai and looking fresh as fuck, because my barber is a master of his craft. |
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Date: July 24th, 2021 7:24 PM Author: Pea-brained Glittery Organic Girlfriend Electric Furnace What happens if they get me? If I can bond out and beat the case OK federal probation I let them. If I’m going to fuck me in the ass federal prison for a long time I drive deep into Latin America (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#42836307) |
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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:23 PM Author: Histrionic underhanded theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#43575685) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Histrionic underhanded theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#48042633) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:18 AM Author: House-broken alcoholic idiot juggernaut If/when I get caught will I actually have to do time, or is it just like “haha gotcha, game over” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4879649&forum_id=2#48042983) |