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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
marvelous elite church filthpig
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
heady mentally impaired address
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Translucent point selfie
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
blue arousing boltzmann stead
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
provocative queen of the night
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Ivory multi-colored institution masturbator
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
sable floppy casino personal credit line
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
well-lubricated roommate theater stage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Silver Public Bath Goyim
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Glittery wine theatre skinny woman
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Vermilion soggy den blood rage
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Glassy Sex Offender Striped Hyena
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Exhilarant stage windowlicker
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
canary property
  06/30/25
cr
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Silver Public Bath Goyim
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
drunken degenerate
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Glassy Sex Offender Striped Hyena
  06/30/25
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Crimson bawdyhouse milk
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Vermilion soggy den blood rage
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
canary property
  06/30/25
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coiffed spectacular kitchen double fault
  07/01/25
*bussy
Aromatic effete house depressive
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Ivory multi-colored institution masturbator
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Fiercely-loyal bearded university azn
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
dark high-end tattoo nursing home
  06/30/25
fuck
Vermilion soggy den blood rage
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Fiercely-loyal bearded university azn
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
marvelous elite church filthpig
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Vermilion soggy den blood rage
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
drunken degenerate
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
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Lilac hissy fit
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Milky home jewess
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Tantric Iridescent Weed Whacker Locus
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Green keepsake machete resort
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Tantric Iridescent Weed Whacker Locus
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Crimson bawdyhouse milk
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Tantric Iridescent Weed Whacker Locus
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Soul-stirring Reading Party
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Angry ceo location
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Racy tripping box office factory reset button
  06/30/25
tcr
Crimson bawdyhouse milk
  07/01/25
just jump
Dashing chestnut school sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
...
Mewling Orchid Rigor
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Laughsome macaca
  06/30/25
wow
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
stirring narrow-minded turdskin native
  06/30/25
JFC man
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
well-lubricated roommate theater stage
  06/30/25
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Dashing chestnut school sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
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Vermilion soggy den blood rage
  06/30/25
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Glassy Sex Offender Striped Hyena
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Angry ceo location
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Racy tripping box office factory reset button
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Milky home jewess
  06/30/25
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Boyish coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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coiffed spectacular kitchen double fault
  07/01/25
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painfully honest state
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
cerebral sound barrier dilemma
  07/01/25
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vivacious school cafeteria half-breed
  07/01/25
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Translucent point selfie
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
provocative queen of the night
  06/30/25
bro
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
...
Racy tripping box office factory reset button
  06/30/25
lol
Crimson bawdyhouse milk
  07/01/25
...
Maniacal copper church building
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
diverse embarrassed to the bone trailer park pisswyrm
  06/30/25
jfc
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Silver Public Bath Goyim
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
french pearly hospital scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
lime hairless water buffalo legal warrant
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Crimson bawdyhouse milk
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
diverse embarrassed to the bone trailer park pisswyrm
  07/01/25
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Green keepsake machete resort
  07/01/25
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lime hairless water buffalo legal warrant
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
vivacious school cafeteria half-breed
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Insane round eye gay wizard
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
drunken degenerate
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Vermilion soggy den blood rage
  06/30/25
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lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  07/01/25
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gay whorehouse
  07/01/25
lol
Crimson bawdyhouse milk
  07/01/25
...
Dashing chestnut school sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
passionate multi-billionaire lay
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Cerise Internet-worthy Step-uncle's House
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
chrome flatulent rehab halford
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
buck-toothed bbw
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
exciting philosopher-king dingle berry
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
gay whorehouse
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
erotic old irish cottage
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Crimson bawdyhouse milk
  07/01/25
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lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
coiffed spectacular kitchen double fault
  07/01/25
😟
flesh love of her life gas station
  07/01/25
...
slippery hairy legs hell
  07/01/25
holy shit
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
gay whorehouse
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
adventurous infuriating cruise ship
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
vivacious school cafeteria half-breed
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Ivory multi-colored institution masturbator
  07/01/25
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lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
vivacious school cafeteria half-breed
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
vivacious school cafeteria half-breed
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Laughsome macaca
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Ivory multi-colored institution masturbator
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
ultramarine circlehead dopamine
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
coiffed spectacular kitchen double fault
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
flirting metal spot
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  07/06/25
...
Laughsome macaca
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
odious volcanic crater
  07/06/25
...
lime hairless water buffalo legal warrant
  07/06/25
lol
Crimson bawdyhouse milk
  07/07/25
wow
lascivious aggressive alpha associate
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: marvelous elite church filthpig

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: heady mentally impaired address

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Translucent point selfie

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: blue arousing boltzmann stead

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: provocative queen of the night

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Ivory multi-colored institution masturbator

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: sable floppy casino personal credit line

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: well-lubricated roommate theater stage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Silver Public Bath Goyim

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Glittery wine theatre skinny woman

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Vermilion soggy den blood rage

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Glassy Sex Offender Striped Hyena

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant stage windowlicker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: canary property

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Silver Public Bath Goyim

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: drunken degenerate

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Glassy Sex Offender Striped Hyena

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Crimson bawdyhouse milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vermilion soggy den blood rage

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: canary property

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: coiffed spectacular kitchen double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Aromatic effete house depressive

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Ivory multi-colored institution masturbator

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal bearded university azn

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: dark high-end tattoo nursing home

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Vermilion soggy den blood rage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal bearded university azn

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: marvelous elite church filthpig

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Vermilion soggy den blood rage

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: drunken degenerate

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Lilac hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Milky home jewess

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Tantric Iridescent Weed Whacker Locus

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Green keepsake machete resort

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Tantric Iridescent Weed Whacker Locus

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Crimson bawdyhouse milk

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Tantric Iridescent Weed Whacker Locus

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Reading Party

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Angry ceo location

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Racy tripping box office factory reset button

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Crimson bawdyhouse milk

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Dashing chestnut school sneaky criminal

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Mewling Orchid Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Laughsome macaca

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: stirring narrow-minded turdskin native

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: well-lubricated roommate theater stage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Dashing chestnut school sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Vermilion soggy den blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Glassy Sex Offender Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: french pearly hospital scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: lime hairless water buffalo legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Angry ceo location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Racy tripping box office factory reset button

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Milky home jewess

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Boyish coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: coiffed spectacular kitchen double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: painfully honest state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: cerebral sound barrier dilemma

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Translucent point selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: provocative queen of the night

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Racy tripping box office factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Crimson bawdyhouse milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Maniacal copper church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: diverse embarrassed to the bone trailer park pisswyrm

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Silver Public Bath Goyim

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: french pearly hospital scourge upon the earth

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: lime hairless water buffalo legal warrant

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Crimson bawdyhouse milk

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: diverse embarrassed to the bone trailer park pisswyrm

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Green keepsake machete resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: lime hairless water buffalo legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria half-breed

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Insane round eye gay wizard

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: drunken degenerate

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Vermilion soggy den blood rage

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: gay whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Crimson bawdyhouse milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Dashing chestnut school sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: passionate multi-billionaire lay

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Cerise Internet-worthy Step-uncle's House

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: chrome flatulent rehab halford

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: buck-toothed bbw

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: exciting philosopher-king dingle berry

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: gay whorehouse

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: erotic old irish cottage

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Crimson bawdyhouse milk

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: coiffed spectacular kitchen double fault

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flesh love of her life gas station

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: slippery hairy legs hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: gay whorehouse

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: adventurous infuriating cruise ship

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria half-breed

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Ivory multi-colored institution masturbator

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria half-breed

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: vivacious school cafeteria half-breed

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Laughsome macaca

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Ivory multi-colored institution masturbator

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: ultramarine circlehead dopamine

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: coiffed spectacular kitchen double fault

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: flirting metal spot

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Laughsome macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: odious volcanic crater

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: lime hairless water buffalo legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Crimson bawdyhouse milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious aggressive alpha associate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)