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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
electric duck-like property background story
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
electric duck-like property background story
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Chrome motley death wish feces
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/06/25
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violent roast beef temple
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18000000000000
bonkers institution
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canary elastic band
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
electric duck-like property background story
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
electric duck-like property background story
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
alcoholic bateful jap alpha
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Azure multi-colored lodge
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Exciting seedy idea he suggested coffee pot
  07/06/25
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canary elastic band
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
laughsome high-end site trump supporter
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
dashing emerald cuckoldry
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
mint messiness state
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
mind-boggling cheese-eating theatre juggernaut
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
ruddy territorial school
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
alcoholic bateful jap alpha
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
ruddy territorial school
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
alcoholic bateful jap alpha
  07/07/25
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embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
ruddy territorial school
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
mint messiness state
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
alcoholic bateful jap alpha
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
ruddy territorial school
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
ruddy territorial school
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
ruddy territorial school
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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laughsome high-end site trump supporter
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water
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Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water
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Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Cracking Arrogant Library Friendly Grandma
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
fuchsia forum
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Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Puce School Cafeteria Nowag
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: electric duck-like property background story

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: electric duck-like property background story

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Chrome motley death wish feces

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: violent roast beef temple



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: bonkers institution

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Chrome motley death wish feces



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Big bright pisswyrm



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: laughsome high-end site trump supporter



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: chest-beating well-lubricated native hunting ground



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: mind-boggling cheese-eating theatre juggernaut



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Startled sienna hospital



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: adventurous cream genital piercing trust fund



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: transparent diverse point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: fuchsia forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: vibrant roommate partner



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Unholy Hairy Legs



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: canary elastic band



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: electric duck-like property background story

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: electric duck-like property background story

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: alcoholic bateful jap alpha

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Azure multi-colored lodge

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Exciting seedy idea he suggested coffee pot

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: canary elastic band



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: laughsome high-end site trump supporter

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: dashing emerald cuckoldry

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: mint messiness state

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling cheese-eating theatre juggernaut

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: ruddy territorial school

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: alcoholic bateful jap alpha

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: ruddy territorial school

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: alcoholic bateful jap alpha

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: ruddy territorial school

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: mint messiness state

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: alcoholic bateful jap alpha

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: ruddy territorial school

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: ruddy territorial school

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: ruddy territorial school

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: ruddy territorial school

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: laughsome high-end site trump supporter



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Drab exhilarant cuck

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Floppy Slate Trailer Park Ratface



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone indecent clown boiling water



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Cracking Arrogant Library Friendly Grandma

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: fuchsia forum

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Orange Keepsake Machete Antidepressant Drug



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Puce School Cafeteria Nowag

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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