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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Bossy community account
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
glassy school codepig
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Amber Station Psychic
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
carmine motley pit
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
henna thriller pistol meetinghouse
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
tan histrionic ladyboy liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
heady misunderstood native stain
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
twinkling bateful party of the first part shitlib
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
orchid frum site
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Supple karate menage
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Flesh spot philosopher-king
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
dead main people
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
brindle location trump supporter
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Snowy Wonderful Nursing Home Keepsake Machete
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
violet spectacular forum really tough guy
  06/30/25
cr
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Supple karate menage
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
brindle location trump supporter
  06/30/25
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swashbuckling brunch dingle berry
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
dead main people
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
violet spectacular forum really tough guy
  06/30/25
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hairless national
  07/01/25
*bussy
curious maroon theater stage
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
heady misunderstood native stain
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
concupiscible internet-worthy incel
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
black rough-skinned shrine
  06/30/25
fuck
dead main people
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
concupiscible internet-worthy incel
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
glassy school codepig
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
dead main people
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
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Razzle bistre corner
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
cerebral gaming laptop tank
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
exhilarant stead
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Well-lubricated Love Of Her Life
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
exhilarant stead
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
swashbuckling brunch dingle berry
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
exhilarant stead
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Avocado marvelous den
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Ungodly hominid
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
smoky costumed athletic conference
  06/30/25
tcr
swashbuckling brunch dingle berry
  07/01/25
just jump
fuchsia arousing public bath
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
...
Razzle-dazzle hateful church halford
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
cracking selfie area
  06/30/25
wow
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Stimulating hospital travel guidebook
  06/30/25
JFC man
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
orchid frum site
  06/30/25
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fuchsia arousing public bath
  06/30/25
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dead main people
  06/30/25
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brindle location trump supporter
  06/30/25
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diverse digit ratio library
  06/30/25
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salmon multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
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Ungodly hominid
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
smoky costumed athletic conference
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
cerebral gaming laptop tank
  06/30/25
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sickened cruel-hearted abode laser beams
  07/01/25
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hairless national
  07/01/25
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crimson splenetic cuckold
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Pearl Vibrant Trailer Park
  07/01/25
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exciting mischievous useless brakes
  07/01/25
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carmine motley pit
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
tan histrionic ladyboy liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
bro
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
...
smoky costumed athletic conference
  06/30/25
lol
swashbuckling brunch dingle berry
  07/01/25
...
coiffed provocative home
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
passionate chartreuse faggotry
  06/30/25
jfc
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Supple karate menage
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
diverse digit ratio library
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
salmon multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
swashbuckling brunch dingle berry
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
passionate chartreuse faggotry
  07/01/25
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Well-lubricated Love Of Her Life
  07/01/25
...
salmon multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
exciting mischievous useless brakes
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Cream Bonkers Hall Depressive
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Bossy community account
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
dead main people
  06/30/25
...
Bossy community account
  07/01/25
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slap-happy adulterous fortuitous meteor stag film
  07/01/25
lol
swashbuckling brunch dingle berry
  07/01/25
...
fuchsia arousing public bath
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
big parlour
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
disrespectful aphrodisiac people who are hurt stage
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Out-of-control Hissy Fit
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Chocolate gaped parlor generalized bond
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
geriatric resort
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
slap-happy adulterous fortuitous meteor stag film
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
talented bright haunted graveyard boistinker
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Bossy community account
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
swashbuckling brunch dingle berry
  07/01/25
...
Bossy community account
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
hairless national
  07/01/25
😟
bat-shit-crazy stirring locale idiot
  07/01/25
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high-end deep windowlicker messiness
  07/01/25
holy shit
Bossy community account
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
slap-happy adulterous fortuitous meteor stag film
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Naked very tactful whorehouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
exciting mischievous useless brakes
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
heady misunderstood native stain
  07/01/25
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Bossy community account
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
exciting mischievous useless brakes
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
exciting mischievous useless brakes
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
cracking selfie area
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
heady misunderstood native stain
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Bossy community account
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Maniacal azn
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
hairless national
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Peach Floppy Partner Becky
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Bossy community account
  07/06/25
...
cracking selfie area
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Primrose comical nibblets
  07/06/25
...
salmon multi-billionaire
  07/06/25
lol
swashbuckling brunch dingle berry
  07/07/25
wow
Bossy community account
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Bossy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: glassy school codepig

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Amber Station Psychic

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: carmine motley pit

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: henna thriller pistol meetinghouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: tan histrionic ladyboy liquid oxygen

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: heady misunderstood native stain

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: twinkling bateful party of the first part shitlib

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: orchid frum site

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Bossy community account

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Supple karate menage

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Flesh spot philosopher-king

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: dead main people

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Bossy community account

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: brindle location trump supporter

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Snowy Wonderful Nursing Home Keepsake Machete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: violet spectacular forum really tough guy

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Bossy community account

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Supple karate menage

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: brindle location trump supporter

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: swashbuckling brunch dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: dead main people

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: violet spectacular forum really tough guy

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: hairless national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: curious maroon theater stage

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: heady misunderstood native stain

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy incel

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: black rough-skinned shrine

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dead main people

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: concupiscible internet-worthy incel

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: glassy school codepig

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dead main people

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Bossy community account

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Razzle bistre corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: cerebral gaming laptop tank

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: exhilarant stead

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Love Of Her Life

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Bossy community account

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: exhilarant stead

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling brunch dingle berry

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: exhilarant stead

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Avocado marvelous den

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Bossy community account

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Ungodly hominid

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: smoky costumed athletic conference

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling brunch dingle berry

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: fuchsia arousing public bath

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Bossy community account

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hateful church halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: cracking selfie area

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Bossy community account

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Stimulating hospital travel guidebook

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Bossy community account

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: orchid frum site

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fuchsia arousing public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: dead main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: brindle location trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: diverse digit ratio library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: salmon multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Ungodly hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: smoky costumed athletic conference

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: cerebral gaming laptop tank

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: sickened cruel-hearted abode laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: hairless national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: crimson splenetic cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Pearl Vibrant Trailer Park

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: exciting mischievous useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: carmine motley pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: tan histrionic ladyboy liquid oxygen

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Bossy community account

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: smoky costumed athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling brunch dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: coiffed provocative home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: passionate chartreuse faggotry

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Bossy community account

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Supple karate menage

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: diverse digit ratio library

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: salmon multi-billionaire

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: swashbuckling brunch dingle berry

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: passionate chartreuse faggotry

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: salmon multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: exciting mischievous useless brakes

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Cream Bonkers Hall Depressive

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Iridescent Twinkling Uncleanness

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Bossy community account

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: dead main people

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Bossy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: slap-happy adulterous fortuitous meteor stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling brunch dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: fuchsia arousing public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: big parlour

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: disrespectful aphrodisiac people who are hurt stage

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Out-of-control Hissy Fit

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Chocolate gaped parlor generalized bond

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: geriatric resort

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: slap-happy adulterous fortuitous meteor stag film

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: talented bright haunted graveyard boistinker

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Bossy community account

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling brunch dingle berry

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Bossy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: hairless national

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy stirring locale idiot

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: high-end deep windowlicker messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Bossy community account

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: slap-happy adulterous fortuitous meteor stag film

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Naked very tactful whorehouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: exciting mischievous useless brakes

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: heady misunderstood native stain

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Bossy community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: exciting mischievous useless brakes

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: exciting mischievous useless brakes

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: cracking selfie area

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: heady misunderstood native stain

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Bossy community account

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Maniacal azn

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: hairless national

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Peach Floppy Partner Becky

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Bossy community account

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: cracking selfie area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Primrose comical nibblets

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: salmon multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling brunch dingle berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Bossy community account

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)