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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Laughsome Drab Macaca Rehab
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
filthy ruddy hospital
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Charismatic Den
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
swollen pink field
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Mind-boggling Glassy Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Mentally impaired cobalt menage
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
startling piazza
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
excitant stage
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Green Gay Wizard Space
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
indecent arousing laser beams foreskin
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Mewling flatulent crackhouse
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Brass Doctorate Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Fiercely-loyal church building blood rage
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Overrated irradiated orchestra pit french chef
  06/30/25
cr
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Green Gay Wizard Space
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
out-of-control circlehead
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Brass Doctorate Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Mewling flatulent crackhouse
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Overrated irradiated orchestra pit french chef
  06/30/25
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Yapping anal volcanic crater
  07/01/25
*bussy
judgmental submissive internal respiration
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Mentally impaired cobalt menage
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
jet house
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Galvanic Stage
  06/30/25
fuck
Mewling flatulent crackhouse
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
jet house
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Laughsome Drab Macaca Rehab
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Mewling flatulent crackhouse
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
out-of-control circlehead
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
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navy milk chad
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
violet reading party
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Disgusting vibrant hell
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
mahogany godawful trailer park
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Disgusting vibrant hell
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Disgusting vibrant hell
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
ivory adventurous pocket flask community account
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
appetizing corn cake
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
crystalline stag film bbw
  06/30/25
tcr
Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
just jump
beady-eyed bespoke locus
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
...
stimulating bright gaping
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
frozen irate property
  06/30/25
wow
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Tripping Temple Patrolman
  06/30/25
JFC man
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
excitant stage
  06/30/25
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beady-eyed bespoke locus
  06/30/25
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Mewling flatulent crackhouse
  06/30/25
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Brass Doctorate Bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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bearded depressive
  06/30/25
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Claret jewess party of the first part
  06/30/25
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appetizing corn cake
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
crystalline stag film bbw
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
violet reading party
  06/30/25
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Sooty Mildly Autistic Weed Whacker
  07/01/25
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Yapping anal volcanic crater
  07/01/25
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Spectacular Sanctuary Background Story
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
flesh keepsake machete
  07/01/25
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Ruby pit
  07/01/25
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Charismatic Den
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Mind-boggling Glassy Genital Piercing
  06/30/25
bro
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
...
crystalline stag film bbw
  06/30/25
lol
Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
...
Garnet pungent legal warrant
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
dark area
  06/30/25
jfc
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Green Gay Wizard Space
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
bearded depressive
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Claret jewess party of the first part
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
dark area
  07/01/25
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mahogany godawful trailer park
  07/01/25
...
Claret jewess party of the first part
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Ruby pit
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Provocative charcoal office
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
out-of-control circlehead
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Mewling flatulent crackhouse
  06/30/25
...
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  07/01/25
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Racy hyperactive hall
  07/01/25
lol
Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
...
beady-eyed bespoke locus
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
house-broken puppy
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
ungodly rambunctious toaster kitchen
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Rusted abode
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Frum fragrant base international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
well-lubricated parlour
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Racy hyperactive hall
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
cyan supple brethren shrine
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe
  07/01/25
...
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Yapping anal volcanic crater
  07/01/25
😟
avocado therapy
  07/01/25
...
chocolate mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
holy shit
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Racy hyperactive hall
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
odious infuriating pozpig whorehouse
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Ruby pit
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Mentally impaired cobalt menage
  07/01/25
...
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Ruby pit
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Ruby pit
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
frozen irate property
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Mentally impaired cobalt menage
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Indigo angry theatre tank
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Yapping anal volcanic crater
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
white multi-colored market
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  07/06/25
...
frozen irate property
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
cocky flirting wrinkle university
  07/06/25
...
Claret jewess party of the first part
  07/06/25
lol
Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe
  07/07/25
wow
Beta At-the-ready Lettuce
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Laughsome Drab Macaca Rehab

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: filthy ruddy hospital

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Den

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: swollen pink field

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Glassy Genital Piercing

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cobalt menage

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: startling piazza

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: excitant stage

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Green Gay Wizard Space

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: indecent arousing laser beams foreskin

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Mewling flatulent crackhouse

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Brass Doctorate Bawdyhouse

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal church building blood rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Overrated irradiated orchestra pit french chef

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Green Gay Wizard Space

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: out-of-control circlehead

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Brass Doctorate Bawdyhouse

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Mewling flatulent crackhouse

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Overrated irradiated orchestra pit french chef

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Yapping anal volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: judgmental submissive internal respiration

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cobalt menage

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: jet house

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Mewling flatulent crackhouse

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: jet house

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Laughsome Drab Macaca Rehab

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Mewling flatulent crackhouse

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: out-of-control circlehead

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: navy milk chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: violet reading party

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Disgusting vibrant hell

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: mahogany godawful trailer park

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Disgusting vibrant hell

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Disgusting vibrant hell

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ivory adventurous pocket flask community account

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: appetizing corn cake

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: crystalline stag film bbw

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke locus

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: stimulating bright gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: frozen irate property

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Tripping Temple Patrolman

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: excitant stage

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Mewling flatulent crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Brass Doctorate Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: bearded depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Claret jewess party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: appetizing corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: crystalline stag film bbw

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: violet reading party

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Sooty Mildly Autistic Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Yapping anal volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Spectacular Sanctuary Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: flesh keepsake machete

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Ruby pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Charismatic Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Glassy Genital Piercing

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: crystalline stag film bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Garnet pungent legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: dark area

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Green Gay Wizard Space

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: bearded depressive

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Claret jewess party of the first part

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: dark area

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: mahogany godawful trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Claret jewess party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Ruby pit

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Provocative charcoal office

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: out-of-control circlehead

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Mewling flatulent crackhouse

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Racy hyperactive hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed bespoke locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: house-broken puppy

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: ungodly rambunctious toaster kitchen

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Rusted abode

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Frum fragrant base international law enforcement agency

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: well-lubricated parlour

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Racy hyperactive hall

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: cyan supple brethren shrine

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Yapping anal volcanic crater

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: avocado therapy

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: chocolate mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Racy hyperactive hall

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: odious infuriating pozpig whorehouse

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Ruby pit

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Mentally impaired cobalt menage

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Ruby pit

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Ruby pit

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: frozen irate property

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Mentally impaired cobalt menage

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Indigo angry theatre tank

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Yapping anal volcanic crater

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: white multi-colored market

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: frozen irate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: cocky flirting wrinkle university

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Claret jewess party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Disrespectful fantasy-prone sweet tailpipe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Beta At-the-ready Lettuce

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)