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It's 11pm. You're walking out the doors of Davis Polk onto Lexington. Pop Smoke
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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM Author: Onyx Crotch pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762911) |
Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM Author: bull headed school telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762952) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM Author: French swashbuckling masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762961) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM Author: razzle bossy ape heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43762999) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Cobalt Dead Theater Stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763036) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM Author: silver cowardly boiling water CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM Author: Stirring puce garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763048) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM Author: maize newt “ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ” such a nice line |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Spectacular Low-t Sound Barrier Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763167) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Chestnut principal's office "The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."
how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: Geriatric primrose jewess dysfunction "mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767508) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM Author: Aqua fragrant hairy legs it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM Author: Excitant stage genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767804) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM Author: razzle-dazzle persian mother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763147) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM Author: Spectacular Low-t Sound Barrier Location On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763164) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Pale Blathering Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764294) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM Author: internet-worthy senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43763207) |
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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM Author: maroon resort candlestick maker Pop smoke is dead Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories? |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM Author: Onyx Crotch This is what brings him back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764127) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM Author: French swashbuckling masturbator He's all about Makin' It Rain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764129) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM Author: Onyx Crotch it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764141) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: French swashbuckling masturbator Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764304) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM Author: Spectacular Low-t Sound Barrier Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764832) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM Author: Pale Blathering Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766439) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Aqua fragrant hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020132) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM Author: Stimulating Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020138) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: Racy walnut abode trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#47340539) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:30 PM Author: federal irradiated home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49354865) |
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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:48 PM Author: Irate Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49732215) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM Author: Racy walnut abode trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764136) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: yapping orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764146) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Chestnut principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764147) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM Author: Pale Blathering Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764292) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM Author: maize newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764310) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM Author: Orange Friendly Grandma Tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764318) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM Author: Navy juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43764950) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM Author: Talented up-to-no-good church why would a litigator go to a transactional cle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43766894) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: Turquoise hall trust fund Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"
"I am, Woo."
"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.
"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.
"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM Author: bearded hyperventilating stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46697752) |
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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM Author: Slap-happy lake kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46697780) |
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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM Author: Exhilarant judgmental doctorate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#47340548) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:47 PM Author: glassy native roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49354905) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:53 PM Author: ungodly curious multi-billionaire macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767034) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: maize newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767498) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM Author: Excitant stage genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767815) |
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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM Author: filthy base faggotry *dreams of a midlevel litigation associate* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43767925) |
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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM Author: Pale Blathering Idea He Suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#43853655) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Racy walnut abode trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#45749292) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM Author: Onyx Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020116) |
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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Stimulating Goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#46020135) |
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Boyish black weed whacker jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2#49354843) |
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