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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Honey-headed resort twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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  07/14/25
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  07/15/25
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Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
marvelous hell dingle berry
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
marvelous hell dingle berry
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Henna useless field
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Honey-headed resort twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape
  07/14/25
wut
maniacal philosopher-king digit ratio
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
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  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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How big is her penis?
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Incredible thread
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
histrionic gay wizard ladyboy
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed resort twinkling uncleanness

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Haunting comical abode

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed resort twinkling uncleanness

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: histrionic gay wizard ladyboy

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: drunken aggressive whorehouse

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Medicated cobalt house queen of the night

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: sadistic parlour

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Henna useless field



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: histrionic gay wizard ladyboy



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: marvelous hell dingle berry

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: balding big-titted sex offender legend



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: marvelous hell dingle berry

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: marvelous hell dingle berry

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: marvelous hell dingle berry

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: aromatic deer antler stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Onyx den prole

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: marvelous hell dingle berry

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: drunken aggressive whorehouse

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: histrionic gay wizard ladyboy



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Sticky rigor

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Henna useless field

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed resort twinkling uncleanness

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Haunting comical abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: marvelous hell dingle berry



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed resort twinkling uncleanness

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: maniacal philosopher-king digit ratio

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Walnut crotch degenerate

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: aromatic deer antler stag film



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: 180 stage



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Titillating Lodge Jap



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Vivacious Know-it-all University



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: concupiscible bearded location



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: mischievous bawdyhouse antidepressant drug

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Titillating Lodge Jap

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Medicated cobalt house queen of the night



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: balding big-titted sex offender legend



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous hell dingle berry



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Very tactful institution



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: iridescent orchestra pit



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: histrionic gay wizard ladyboy

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: histrionic gay wizard ladyboy



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: aromatic deer antler stag film



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: vigorous internet-worthy home

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: fuchsia garrison



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: wine alcoholic plaza

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: aromatic deer antler stag film

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: flatulent halford area

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: passionate theatre masturbator

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: cerebral goal in life

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Motley Milky Mother

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Flushed spot

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: brindle excitant famous landscape painting church building

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Onyx den prole

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Big friendly grandma business firm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: drunken aggressive whorehouse



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: marvelous hell dingle berry



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: histrionic gay wizard ladyboy



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: histrionic gay wizard ladyboy

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz greedy immigrant ape

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)