\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

CHECK YOU POASTS OFTEN

Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks co...
Motley Insane Lay
  05/08/13
lol
gold supple corn cake office
  05/08/13
fucking shitboomer. how about "please let me know once...
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/08/13
READ RECEIPT REQUESTED
Motley Insane Lay
  05/08/13
he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a ...
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/08/13
...
White yapping bawdyhouse
  05/08/13
...
White yapping bawdyhouse
  05/08/13
You're a faggot
titillating narrow-minded friendly grandma
  05/08/13
I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.
Motley Insane Lay
  05/08/13
Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro
titillating narrow-minded friendly grandma
  05/08/13
Education Fordham Law School (J.D., cum laude, 1977) ...
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/08/13
MODS!
Motley Insane Lay
  05/08/13
...
White yapping bawdyhouse
  05/08/13
*clicks the circle and makes it red*
naked shaky menage cumskin
  05/08/13
still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/09/13
From: A William Urquhart. To: Attorneys. Time:...
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/09/13
...
Marvelous canary antidepressant drug
  05/09/13
lol at "That is why we give you 180s"
cheese-eating anal doctorate knife
  05/09/13
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/09/13
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/10/13
...
filthy corner
  05/10/13
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/10/13
...
Glittery infuriating whorehouse love of her life
  05/10/13
180
iridescent maniacal house
  05/11/13
cr
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/11/13
i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/12/13
scenario in 3rd parag=180
Electric Sound Barrier
  05/31/13
wtf 180
Harsh library
  05/31/13
...
White yapping bawdyhouse
  05/31/13
nice re-troping there
Sooty chapel
  05/31/13
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  06/24/13
(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)
Violent Degenerate Property
  06/24/13
...
multi-colored jet mad-dog skullcap sanctuary
  06/24/13
...
Motley Insane Lay
  07/18/13
Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck
Sickened vivacious hell
  07/18/13
Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at t...
thriller point
  07/19/13
...
Mind-boggling Reading Party
  07/19/13
I will never understand why anyone with several options woul...
Talented ratface church
  07/19/13
...
Outnumbered wagecucks
  08/17/13
what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?
Electric Sound Barrier
  08/17/13
...
Outnumbered wagecucks
  08/17/13
...
Outnumbered wagecucks
  12/06/13
...
White yapping bawdyhouse
  08/17/13
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  09/28/13
...
cheese-eating anal doctorate knife
  11/10/13
...
Motley Insane Lay
  11/17/13
...
Motley Insane Lay
  12/06/13
i think about this post 2x a daay
cerebral duck-like location sandwich
  12/06/13
...
thirsty black step-uncle's house telephone
  12/06/13
WHOLLY SHIT 180
Glittery infuriating whorehouse love of her life
  12/23/13
its wonderful
Electric Sound Barrier
  06/19/14
...
passionate rambunctious boiling water field
  06/19/14
...
White yapping bawdyhouse
  06/19/14
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  12/17/14
180
Electric Sound Barrier
  02/13/15
...
Gaped bull headed theatre pocket flask
  04/23/15
180
Electric Sound Barrier
  04/23/15
...
Motley Insane Lay
  06/30/15
180
Electric Sound Barrier
  06/30/15
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  06/29/16
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  07/06/17
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  09/15/18
...
Outnumbered wagecucks
  09/15/18
Chrck your ‘R’s daily
stimulating travel guidebook
  09/15/18
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  01/06/22
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  10/29/22
...
Electric Sound Barrier
  09/04/24
...
Motley Insane Lay
  09/04/24
...
potluck
  11/14/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 7:03 AM
Author: Motley Insane Lay

Now more than ever there are many good flames and shticks competing for are business. Doing really good flame is not enough. Pumos and lurkers expect that and well they should given the other threads they could go to. You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of xoxo iphone apps and twitter feeds pumos and lurkers expect you to megapoast 24/7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration–but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your threads early and often. That not only means when you are in the basement, it also means after you leave the basement as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, fucking a 9, or jacking off to pornotubes), you should be checking your threads every minute. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your threads. That is why we give you 180s. I can assure you that all of are pumos and lurkers expect you to be checking your threads often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that tbf, :D, lisa rowe, etc. all check their threads often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new poaster on a flame which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new female poaster whom we were trying to impress. The poaster did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the board at about 3:00 AM I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the poaster did not check his gchats until the morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, the thread got bumped and no one seemed to notice, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1766742&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=e02ad561ba7a8c87e1d8e9a0d90b8307



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156395)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 7:04 AM
Author: gold supple corn cake office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156398)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 7:10 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

fucking shitboomer.

how about "please let me know once you've received this message"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156403)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Motley Insane Lay

READ RECEIPT REQUESTED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23161481)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

he looks like a massive tool in his pic. too good to wear a suit is he. just chillin and grinnin and leanin ginst a fence. fucking doucheboomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23161508)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 7:12 AM
Author: White yapping bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156406)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 7:21 AM
Author: White yapping bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156418)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 7:45 AM
Author: titillating narrow-minded friendly grandma

You're a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156443)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 7:57 AM
Author: Motley Insane Lay

I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE FUCKING GLUE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156466)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 8:04 AM
Author: titillating narrow-minded friendly grandma

Don't impose your fucking normative schema on me bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156481)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 8:18 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

Education

Fordham Law School

(J.D., cum laude, 1977)

Fordham Law Review

Fordham College

(B.A., 1969)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156499)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Motley Insane Lay

MODS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23156550)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 11:29 PM
Author: White yapping bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23162077)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2013 11:33 PM
Author: naked shaky menage cumskin

*clicks the circle and makes it red*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23162099)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2013 8:44 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

still shaking with rage at this bootstraps boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23163732)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2013 9:13 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

From: A William Urquhart.

To: Attorneys.

Time: 9:21 a.m.

Re: CHECK YOU EMAILS OFTEN [sic]

Now more than ever there are many talented lawyers and law firms competing for our business. Doing really good legal work is not enough. Clients expect that and well they should given what we charge for our services You must all realize that we are in a service business. In this day and age of faxes, emails, internet, etc. clients expect you to be accessible 24\7. Of course, that is something of an exaggeration — but not much.

LESSON NUMBER ONE: You should check your emails early and often. That not only means when you are in the office, it also means after you leave the office as well. Unless you have very good reason not to (for example when you are asleep, in court or in a tunnel), you should be checking your emails every hour. One of the last things you should do before you retire for the night is to check your email. That is why we give you blackberries. I can assure you that all of our clients expect you to be checking your emails often. I am not asking you to do something we do not do ourselves. I can assure you that John Quinn, Peter Calamari, Mike Carlinsky, Faith Gay, Fred Lorig, etc. all check their emails often.

Yesterday I was working with a relatively new associate on a project which both he and I knew was a rush. It was for a relatively new client whom we were trying to impress. The associate did a nice job under pressure. Before I left the office at about 7:30 I sent an email to this associate asking him to perform a task — fax a draft letter for review and comment. I assumed the task was done. Turns out the associate left the office and did not check his emails until this morning. I assumed the task had been completed. It had not been. In this case it was no harm no foul, but I think we can all imagine scenarios when this could be a disaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23163824)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2013 9:16 AM
Author: Marvelous canary antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23163829)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2013 9:23 AM
Author: cheese-eating anal doctorate knife

lol at "That is why we give you 180s"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23163851)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 9th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23164880)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2013 8:36 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23170633)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: filthy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23170995)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2013 9:40 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23174567)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 10th, 2013 9:42 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating whorehouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23174577)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2013 2:41 PM
Author: iridescent maniacal house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23177257)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 11th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23177279)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

i wonder why no harm was done by the fax not being sent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23186099)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

scenario in 3rd parag=180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23308139)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Harsh library

wtf 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23308143)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: White yapping bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23308158)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 31st, 2013 10:49 PM
Author: Sooty chapel

nice re-troping there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23308176)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 24th, 2013 12:03 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23461448)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 24th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Violent Degenerate Property

(XO alchemist masterman turning shit into GOLD)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23462043)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 24th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: multi-colored jet mad-dog skullcap sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23462159)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: Motley Insane Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23675437)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2013 9:33 PM
Author: Sickened vivacious hell

Bill Urquhart ANGRY as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23675444)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2013 9:21 AM
Author: thriller point

Watching drunk Bill Urqhart hit on nubile 20 somethings at those QE recruitment receptions=a great joy of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23678024)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Reading Party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23678234)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 19th, 2013 9:43 AM
Author: Talented ratface church

I will never understand why anyone with several options would ever work at that factory of misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23678124)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 11:14 AM
Author: Outnumbered wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23857880)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

what's LESSON NUMBER TWO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23857914)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 11:34 AM
Author: Outnumbered wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23857933)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 7:28 AM
Author: Outnumbered wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24579309)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 12:39 PM
Author: White yapping bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#23858130)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 28th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24128677)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 10th, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating anal doctorate knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24409143)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2013 11:04 AM
Author: Motley Insane Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24454546)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 6:23 AM
Author: Motley Insane Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24579244)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 7:31 AM
Author: cerebral duck-like location sandwich

i think about this post 2x a daay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24579319)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2013 7:36 AM
Author: thirsty black step-uncle's house telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24579328)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Glittery infuriating whorehouse love of her life

WHOLLY SHIT 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#24697790)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 19th, 2014 1:57 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

its wonderful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#25776517)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 19th, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: passionate rambunctious boiling water field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#25776546)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 19th, 2014 2:30 AM
Author: White yapping bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#25776611)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#26953562)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2015 10:55 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier
Subject: 180

I sent a gchat to this poaster asking him to perform a task–say "u mad??" to a bunch of poasters criticizing my OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#27311331)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:42 PM
Author: Gaped bull headed theatre pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#27747041)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 23rd, 2015 8:48 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#27747065)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 7:54 PM
Author: Motley Insane Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#28233070)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 30th, 2015 7:55 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#28233076)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 29th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#30821398)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2017 7:37 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#33718155)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 15th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#36812874)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 15th, 2018 5:08 AM
Author: Outnumbered wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#36812877)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 15th, 2018 5:32 AM
Author: stimulating travel guidebook

Chrck your ‘R’s daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#36812900)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 6th, 2022 4:45 AM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#43738143)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 29th, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#45408468)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 4th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Electric Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#48048826)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 4th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Motley Insane Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#48049822)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2250373&forum_id=2#49430305)