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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) i figured there might be some interest in this, or at least some angry incel can call me names about it. i poasted the below story in the mexican pussy thread. i will poast others
i once hired an escort in northern va, i think near tysons (the hotels there are absolutely full of escorts). i get to the hotel and go to the room after the number is texted to me. the chick does not speak one goddamned word of english. she's making hand gestures at her iphone and asks me to take it. it's an uber eats driver saying he doesnt know where to take the chinese food. i told him the room number and hung up. then the hotel phone rings and it's the front desk. lady tells me, "you gotta come down and get yo food, we don't be letting drivers go upsturs." so i tell her this. this bitch is wearing a nightie that barely covers her ass and tits, and she walks down to the fucking lobby.
at this point, i nearly fled because i thought the front desk was gonna call the cops after they saw her. but instead i waited for her to come back with her styrofoam container of food. i let her suck my dick and quickly ran away. |
Date: January 13th, 2026 12:11 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) another time i was driving home from philly after 2-3 days of labor negotations and i timed my drive home so that i could see this mexican whore at a BWI airport hotel. i told her NO PERFUME, and i walk in the room and the goddamn room smells like someone spilled three bottles of the stuff in it, and she is covered in all kinds of perfumey lotion and shit.
after i fucked her, i stopped for gas and sprayed myself with gasoline. when i got home, my wife asked wtf the smell was and i said i was getting gas and the pump just kinda blew up on me, or some unbelievable nonsense. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) i used to work with a guy nicknamed nitro because he sprayed gas all over himself before his job interview and came in for it anyway reeking of gas. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2#49586103) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM Author: norwood ultra no, perfume! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2#49586370) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:12 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) did she eat before, after, or take the food to go? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2#49586092) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) she left it in the corner of the room. it was so goddamn weird. this is one of the few times i think i didnt get totally naked, i took my pants down and let her suck me and i nutted in her mouth, pulled up my pants and said "thanks" and walked out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2#49586102) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) wait so you left first and she presumably enjoyed her meal after then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2#49586104) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) yea, i got there, had these awkward phone interactions, she ran down and got the food, set it on a table, sucked my dick and i took off. i presume she ate and enjoyed it at that time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2#49586312) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:29 PM Author: Smoked Double Baked Sweet Potato Skins and Wings (gunneratttt) i guess these places don't make you check out or have a card on file for incidentals. it would be funny if she ran up a bunch of charges (although i doubt this place offered any room service) or stole everything that wasn't glued down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2#49586356) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) the summer of 2020, when i was really bad on coke and alcohol, i was up in philly a lot of the summer for negotiations. in july, i decided to get a whore and for some reason i was craving an old lady. so i found this chick who advertised that she was like 63 but she must have made that ad ten years before.
i get there and she looks like she's definitely 70 something. i got her shirt off and she had these boltons but they were lopsided, like one was down a few inches from the other one on her chest.
there were pics of her grandkids around her shitty rowhouse. i remember feeling really bad for her, but i ate her pussy. |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM Author: Nippon Professional Baseball how much did it cost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2#49586396) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:56 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) i have no idea, maybe $300? i was so bad off at the time everything is hazy. this is about a month before i started up with that girl i left my wife for.
the quality whores were typically 500-700, and cheaper ones were 250-400. no way she was charging 500 or more. she was nice, but i was grossed out after doing what i did. i decided to do it because i'd done so many degenerate things that i was out of ideas. "what can i do now? hey, let me fuck a lady who won't be alive in 10 years!" |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: Die Hard 2: Die Harder Tell us more about the Tyson’s corner sex scene. I always wondered how stuff around there stays in business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821502&forum_id=2#49586384) |
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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:44 PM Author: moe (((the lampshade))) greene ((zurich is stained)) this isn't an exaggeration, i think there would be 25% fewer hotels in that area were it not for whores. the hotels are absolutely full of them. i fucked at least 30 of them out there. and a bunch in DC as well. and many dozens all around the country.
there's one chick i saw in tysons and i'd see her every time she came to town and i'd always eat her puss 2-3 times. she was built like a brick shithouse. huge ass and tits. |