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Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
market needs to tank
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
Sit down for this
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
SPY has tanked like .12% since my last poast, u mad?
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
When it goes down I buy more
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
im not buying shit for a while, furk this fraud market and s...
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
Dude MAG7 stonks will literally double in the next year. How...
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
While this is probably true, there is also the OpenAI trial ...
opaque motley menage boiling water
  04/29/26
We are never ever stopping the fraud
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
sure thing goy, keep buying
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
I sold off all my possessions to buy more
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
Fed rate decision + AMZN earnings + GOOG earnings + MSFT ear...
high-end affirmative action
  04/29/26
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Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
Today's Fed meeting is not interesting at all
Dashing orchestra pit
  04/29/26
Ljl at people who thought this would impact anything. Don't ...
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
FMA
galvanic idea he suggested fat ankles
  04/29/26
so far SPY has traded for hours in a band between .20% and ....
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
Almost there Alphabet projected $2.6 earnings per share l...
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
all of them are CRASHING afterhours except GOOG gonna be ...
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
Rip city baby Bull horns up
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
Unghhh Alphabet
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
(turd CEO cock lover)
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
are they doing calls now, shit is still down except GOOG, in...
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
Amazon demolished earnings but spent too much cash on the fu...
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
180
galvanic idea he suggested fat ankles
  04/29/26
Sort of classic for Amazon to put winning above profits
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
AMZN IS SHIT ALL US STOCKS ARE SHIT TOMORROW -4% ON SPY
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
ticking up bb
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
diss veddy veddy bad
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/29/26
why don't you just give up on your retardation and join the ...
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/29/26
wld rather make 4.5% in divs safe than invest at these retar...
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/30/26
Mag7 earnings calls veddy veddy good saar. AI shielded from ...
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/30/26
ljl how wld AI be shielded from oil shock nigga everything t...
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/30/26
All the profit and growth is in cloud computing and shit. Ur...
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/30/26
if i buy it will drop 50%, u know how this works nigga u shl...
lascivious party of the first part preventive strike
  04/30/26
Doesn't matter to me. When it tanks I just buy more.
Judgmental Concupiscible Address
  04/30/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851242)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

market needs to tank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851249)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Sit down for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851266)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

SPY has tanked like .12% since my last poast, u mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851290)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

When it goes down I buy more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851291)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

im not buying shit for a while, furk this fraud market and shithlole usa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Dude MAG7 stonks will literally double in the next year. How are you not balls out for the earnings calls today? What is wrong with you? People are selling their homes to buy stocks. This is the AI gold rush. We're getting all getting rich. Literally buy and hold anything AI related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851314)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: opaque motley menage boiling water

While this is probably true, there is also the OpenAI trial and the fact that AI's CFO is talking about not being able to pay compute bills in the near term. So I get why people are like "wtf this market is a fraud," but the fraud seems to just go up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851350)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

We are never ever stopping the fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851382)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

sure thing goy, keep buying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851455)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

I sold off all my possessions to buy more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851537)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: high-end affirmative action

Fed rate decision + AMZN earnings + GOOG earnings + MSFT earnings + META earnings all at the same time. This afternoon is going to be crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851422)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 1:54 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851519)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Dashing orchestra pit

Today's Fed meeting is not interesting at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851539)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Ljl at people who thought this would impact anything. Don't forget Powell's SEND OFF MESSAGE.

Ljl all we care about is whether AI replaced white collar employees and if profit went up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851541)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: galvanic idea he suggested fat ankles

FMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851551)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

so far SPY has traded for hours in a band between .20% and .33%

veddy veddy concerning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851605)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Almost there

Alphabet projected $2.6 earnings per share lfg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851942)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

all of them are CRASHING afterhours except GOOG

gonna be a BLOOD BATH TOMORROW

INSHALLAH PRAISE ALLAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851945)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Rip city baby

Bull horns up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49851947)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Unghhh Alphabet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852020)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

(turd CEO cock lover)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852023)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

are they doing calls now, shit is still down except GOOG, inshallah tomorrow will be DEATH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852026)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Amazon demolished earnings but spent too much cash on the future investing in AI. It's still a buy but investors are salty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852032)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: galvanic idea he suggested fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852059)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Sort of classic for Amazon to put winning above profits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852084)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

AMZN IS SHIT ALL US STOCKS ARE SHIT TOMORROW -4% ON SPY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852145)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

ticking up bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852213)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

diss veddy veddy bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852291)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:56 PM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

why don't you just give up on your retardation and join the winning side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49852322)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

wld rather make 4.5% in divs safe than invest at these retarded ATH, if market dont crash today with oil above $120 then ljl i still have a month for my puts to print but of course im cursed so market will prob boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853340)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:38 AM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Mag7 earnings calls veddy veddy good saar. AI shielded from oil shock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853342)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:46 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

ljl how wld AI be shielded from oil shock nigga everything to build data centres has tobe transported saar nigga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853350)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

All the profit and growth is in cloud computing and shit. Ur just sitting at home staring at screens. Google making hella money. All run on NVDA chip. Amazon is prioritizing winning over profits. That's a good buy. Just buy and hold it will double in a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853361)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:12 AM
Author: lascivious party of the first part preventive strike

if i buy it will drop 50%, u know how this works nigga u shldnt be telling me to buy if u care abt ur portfolio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853380)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 3:17 AM
Author: Judgmental Concupiscible Address

Doesn't matter to me. When it tanks I just buy more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861619&forum_id=2#49853384)