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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Multi-colored idiotic candlestick maker property
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Lime field
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Contagious Outnumbered Fanboi Ladyboy
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Mind-boggling black woman meetinghouse
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
naked step-uncle's house azn
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Out-of-control Cheese-eating Death Wish Hall
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Cracking sneaky criminal tanning salon
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Canary hairless boiling water
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
curious casino
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Abusive apoplectic dilemma
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
fighting vibrant legal warrant
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
khaki sex offender
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
beady-eyed gold tattoo shrine
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
galvanic azure gunner
  06/30/25
cr
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
curious casino
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Fiercely-loyal Parlor
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
khaki sex offender
  06/30/25
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Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
fighting vibrant legal warrant
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
galvanic azure gunner
  06/30/25
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Silver Balding Area
  07/01/25
*bussy
gay underhanded crotch
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Out-of-control Cheese-eating Death Wish Hall
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Passionate alcoholic messiness antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Floppy vermilion den
  06/30/25
fuck
fighting vibrant legal warrant
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Passionate alcoholic messiness antidepressant drug
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Multi-colored idiotic candlestick maker property
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
fighting vibrant legal warrant
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Fiercely-loyal Parlor
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
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Bateful hissy fit giraffe
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Unhinged costumed corn cake foreskin
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
useless deep coldplay fan church
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Charismatic blood rage
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
useless deep coldplay fan church
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
useless deep coldplay fan church
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
mustard doobsian school cafeteria cuck
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
comical peach people who are hurt
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Nudist point
  06/30/25
tcr
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
just jump
Obsidian garrison
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
...
Big-titted Nubile Abode
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Heady kitchen
  06/30/25
wow
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
green coiffed range multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
JFC man
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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Wild hospital
  06/30/25
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comical peach people who are hurt
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Nudist point
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
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  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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Silver Balding Area
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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  07/01/25
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Disrespectful library
  07/01/25
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Contagious Outnumbered Fanboi Ladyboy
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
naked step-uncle's house azn
  06/30/25
bro
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
...
Nudist point
  06/30/25
lol
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
...
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  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Wonderful location
  06/30/25
jfc
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
curious casino
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
unholy goyim trump supporter
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Wild hospital
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Wonderful location
  07/01/25
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Charismatic blood rage
  07/01/25
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Wild hospital
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Disrespectful library
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
anal really tough guy whorehouse
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Fiercely-loyal Parlor
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
fighting vibrant legal warrant
  06/30/25
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Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  07/01/25
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cerebral base
  07/01/25
lol
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
...
Obsidian garrison
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Fragrant half-breed feces
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
adventurous mediation
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
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  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
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  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
cerebral base
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
electric yellow lay
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
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Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Silver Balding Area
  07/01/25
😟
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  07/01/25
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spectacular crimson affirmative action
  07/01/25
holy shit
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
cerebral base
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
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  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Disrespectful library
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Out-of-control Cheese-eating Death Wish Hall
  07/01/25
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Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Disrespectful library
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Disrespectful library
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Heady kitchen
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Out-of-control Cheese-eating Death Wish Hall
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Mildly Autistic Volcanic Crater Roast Beef
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Silver Balding Area
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
disgusting confused trailer park philosopher-king
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  07/06/25
...
Heady kitchen
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
fantasy-prone poppy theater kitty
  07/06/25
...
Wild hospital
  07/06/25
lol
Vigorous Queen Of The Night
  07/07/25
wow
Provocative flatulent masturbator office
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored idiotic candlestick maker property

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Lime field

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Contagious Outnumbered Fanboi Ladyboy

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling black woman meetinghouse

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: naked step-uncle's house azn

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Out-of-control Cheese-eating Death Wish Hall

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cracking sneaky criminal tanning salon

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Canary hairless boiling water

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: curious casino

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Abusive apoplectic dilemma

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: fighting vibrant legal warrant

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: khaki sex offender

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: beady-eyed gold tattoo shrine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: galvanic azure gunner

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: curious casino

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Parlor

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: khaki sex offender

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: fighting vibrant legal warrant

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: galvanic azure gunner

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Silver Balding Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: gay underhanded crotch

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Out-of-control Cheese-eating Death Wish Hall

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Passionate alcoholic messiness antidepressant drug

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Floppy vermilion den

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: fighting vibrant legal warrant

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Passionate alcoholic messiness antidepressant drug

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored idiotic candlestick maker property

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: fighting vibrant legal warrant

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Parlor

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Bateful hissy fit giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Unhinged costumed corn cake foreskin

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: useless deep coldplay fan church

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Charismatic blood rage

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: useless deep coldplay fan church

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: useless deep coldplay fan church

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: mustard doobsian school cafeteria cuck

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: comical peach people who are hurt

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Nudist point

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Obsidian garrison

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Big-titted Nubile Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Heady kitchen

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: green coiffed range multi-billionaire

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Canary hairless boiling water

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Obsidian garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: fighting vibrant legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: khaki sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: unholy goyim trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Wild hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: comical peach people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Nudist point

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Unhinged costumed corn cake foreskin

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: white resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Silver Balding Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: amethyst brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone mood public bath

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Contagious Outnumbered Fanboi Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: naked step-uncle's house azn

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Nudist point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Autistic shivering chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Wonderful location

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: curious casino

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: unholy goyim trump supporter

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Wild hospital

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Wonderful location

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Charismatic blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Wild hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Disrespectful library

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: anal really tough guy whorehouse

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Parlor

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: fighting vibrant legal warrant

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: cerebral base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Obsidian garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Fragrant half-breed feces

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: adventurous mediation

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Umber rehab sound barrier

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: bespoke gay wizard coffee pot

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: metal claret cuckold keepsake machete

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cerebral base

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: electric yellow lay

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Silver Balding Area

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Irate mewling ceo center

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: spectacular crimson affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: cerebral base

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: rebellious hyperventilating fortuitous meteor box office

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Disrespectful library

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control Cheese-eating Death Wish Hall

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Disrespectful library

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Disrespectful library

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Heady kitchen

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Out-of-control Cheese-eating Death Wish Hall

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Volcanic Crater Roast Beef

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Silver Balding Area

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: disgusting confused trailer park philosopher-king

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Heady kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone poppy theater kitty

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Wild hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Vigorous Queen Of The Night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Provocative flatulent masturbator office

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)