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Wrote a lengthy end of season email to daughter's soccer coach. No response.
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:02 PM Author: razzle national Rate me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087927) |
Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:02 PM Author: Marvelous newt juggernaut Post the email obviously (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087929) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:06 PM Author: razzle national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087946) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:07 PM Author: at-the-ready friendly grandma Wow this is legit the gayest thing I've ever seen lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087952) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:08 PM Author: razzle national Wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087957) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:12 PM Author: titillating resort This is how you get people talking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087976) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:14 PM Author: Marvelous newt juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087983) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:20 PM Author: hairraiser state main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088011) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:09 PM Author: Motley pungent corn cake Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087963) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:15 PM Author: Contagious nursing home ChatGPT didn't like how long it was.
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Hi [Coach's Name],
I wanted to extend my thanks for an incredible Fall season. Despite the team's record, I've noticed significant improvement in their gameplay and confidence, which is truly commendable. In my opinion, skill development and fostering a love for the game are key, and this season has been successful in that regard.
I've observed a few areas where the team could further improve:
Enhancing patience, decision-making, and teamwork during gameplay. Strengthening defensive positioning and unit play to avoid vulnerabilities. Practicing set pieces—kickoffs, goal kicks, corner kicks, and throw-ins—for better possession and reduced turnovers. Your dedication to the team's progress is evident, and I'm grateful for your efforts.
Best regards,
[Your Name]
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:18 PM Author: Marvelous newt juggernaut Yeah this is better (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088002) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:21 PM Author: razzle national No it isn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088016) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 1:49 AM Author: Avocado house Way to go! Nobody thought we could do it, but you and I know we're going to kick even more butt this season! Have a happy Thanksgiving,
dupa |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 2:15 AM Author: Contagious nursing home ChatGPT also likes this ending:
Forgive my presumption in offering these thoughts. Your leadership is invaluable, and I extend my gratitude for a remarkable season.
With utmost gratitude, |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 2:27 AM Author: Contagious nursing home Hey Coach,
Thanks a bunch for the Fall rodeo! The scoreboard might as well take a nap, but hey, progress decided to swing by, didn't it? Games got a bit rowdy towards the end—babysteps, right? Players are finally finding their sea legs, which ain't too shabby. Building skills and embracing the game beats chasing after shiny trophies, especially in this corner of the world. So, let's throw a success bash, shall we?
Got a couple of pointers:
Spacing and ball handling? We're on the move, a snail's pace at that. Patience? Yeah, about that. Spotting teammates? Here and there, I reckon. Let's buff that touch, make wiser moves, and huddle up tighter. Heaps of talent; when they finally sync up, brace yourself!
Defense? A bit of a comedy show. Defenders are taking a stroll, leaving us wide open in spots we'd rather not be. Sticking together and maybe a shuffle in those spots might just save the day.
Set pieces? Making a tad progress, but they're in need of a little lovin'. Kickoffs, goal kicks, corners, and throws—loop-de-loop. Clinging onto that ball's the gig; let's cut down on the freebies, shall we?
Just playin' coach for a sec. No sour grapes, right? Thanks again for the season.
Best,
[Your Name] |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 8:01 AM Author: Nofapping goal in life school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47089263) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:03 AM Author: curious mediation institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47089488) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 3:22 PM Author: razzle national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47090571) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:21 PM Author: pale hospital private investor "It may not have been reflected in the team's record,"
And there's the glibacre we know and love |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:26 PM Author: razzle national They got slaughtered in almost every game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088027) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:27 PM Author: Plum becky lol, so how bad were they the prior year before the so-called massive improvement you speak of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088031) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:34 PM Author: razzle national Start of season opposing team would score 10 goals by halftime and opposing coach would have to tell them to ease up and just pass around. Last 2 games they lost 4-2 in a very competitive game and then 6-0 in a game closer than the score indicated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088054) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:27 PM Author: Stirring associate toaster the jewish mind folks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088033) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:27 PM Author: Olive bat shit crazy plaza volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088036) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:48 PM Author: Claret vivacious degenerate yarmulke cr
every decent parent knows you either sack up and join the coaching staff or you keep your mouth shut |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:27 PM Author: razzle national Only someone who has zero experience with youth soccer would suggest this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47093987) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 4:01 PM Author: Claret vivacious degenerate yarmulke Lmao
yes I’m sure the coach greatly benefits from the dozens of emails they get from pre diabetic parents |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 5:33 PM Author: Mustard Center Round Eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094486) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:32 PM Author: razzle national Lol @ "pre" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47095342) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:09 PM Author: Plum becky caring about 'soccer' itself is ridiculous. that aside, you're transparently wrapping up your real feelings and criticisms with fake compliments and praise. if all that shit is so important to you, you should take responsibility and coach the team.
in 4yrs of basketball i've given zero bits of 'feedback' to any of my kid's coaches. let them do their job and stfu. your boundary is your kid, work with them individually. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:12 PM Author: razzle national I'd love to but every club is privately run with paid coaches. The days of having parent coaches who actually give a shit about the kids are gone in soccer at least.
For some perspective, they lost almost every game by a margin of 10 goals. The coach gives hardly any instruction. All the parents are pissed and I'm likely the last to have emailed her. |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:14 PM Author: Marvelous newt juggernaut Soccer lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087982) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:15 PM Author: Plum becky also, aren't you a fat fuck (apologies if i am confusing you with another poster)? if you've never played the sport competitively and are unathletic, you really have no business sharing your thoughts on the game vs a paid coach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087991) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:16 PM Author: razzle national I'm fat now but was actually pretty good at soccer in my youth prior to becoming fat. I still play despite being fat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47087995) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:23 PM Author: pale hospital private investor her? lol that's your biggest problem here. Get your daughter a male coach that can actually teach her something and also sexually abuse her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088022) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:25 PM Author: Plum becky oh shit, good catch! ljl @ thinking this girl boss coach is going to entertain his criticism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088026) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:27 PM Author: geriatric shitlib Now, That’s What I Call Fagg0try! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088029) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:30 PM Author: autistic swashbuckling casino candlestick maker no just no.
also, jfc, are you kidding me.
A 'thanks coach have a great winter cheers" is really all you should write . if coach is that bad, complain to whoever hired himher |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:34 PM Author: razzle national Yeah totally cooler to go over her head and complain to the manager, Karen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088056) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:37 PM Author: autistic swashbuckling casino candlestick maker congrats on becoming "that guy" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088067) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:43 PM Author: razzle national Sounds like you're that guy actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088077) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 8:57 PM Author: insane black site faggotry Soccer? WTF, man. This is AMERICA. And that shit is GAY. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088121) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2023 9:09 PM Author: mind-boggling federal brethren area coach: you realize this is *girl's* sports right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47088155) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 8:02 AM Author: Nofapping goal in life school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47089264) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:42 AM Author: fragrant shivering ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47092708) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 2:00 AM Author: Disturbing Indirect Expression University the snoot's heel turn has reached another level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47089043) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:50 PM Author: Claret vivacious degenerate yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47092068) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 8:19 AM Author: Arrogant vengeful pistol the snoot, do better (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47089279) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 9:52 AM Author: razzle national Really nice to say about a 9 year old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47089466) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 10:04 AM Author: Anal odious field mad cow disease Soccer coach responds: "K" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47089490) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:42 AM Author: autistic swashbuckling casino candlestick maker or a simple "Thank" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47092706) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:47 PM Author: Anal odious field mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094044) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:02 AM Author: outnumbered maroon hell gunner so the email was bad and you deleted it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47089644) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 3:21 PM Author: razzle national It was a good email. Everyone ITT is a jerk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47090567) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:43 PM Author: Disturbing Indirect Expression University you tried to criticize a children's soccer coach as a very fat man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47092039) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:48 PM Author: Arrogant vengeful pistol literally this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47092060) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 4:58 PM Author: razzle national I was a good soccer player in my youth and only became fat as an adult. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094352) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:53 PM Author: Stimulating Weed Whacker I saw the original email. The season is over. I am assuming it's youth rec league and not some crazy gibberish-type travel team and the coach is a volunteer who stepped up. Should've just said "Thanks for taking your time to coach the team, here's a gift card to ___ restaurant. The record may not have been great but it looked like all the kids had a great time and learned some skills and I am looking forward to next season." Instead you started with some backhanded compliments and then criticized how he or she did this (unpaid) job that no one else stepped up to do. If you're such an expert why didn't you coach? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47092074) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 11:58 PM Author: Arrogant vengeful pistol these coaches are paid. real sport costs $$. that being said, i'd be pissed if i paid $$ and the team got blown out every game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47092089) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:28 PM Author: razzle national Every parent is furious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47093993) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 5:31 PM Author: Arrogant vengeful pistol you signed up for this (a shitty female coach) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094469) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:28 PM Author: razzle national It's a travel team that costs thousands of dollars and coach is a paid employee.
I would love to coach. Every travel club is now a for profit business with paid employee coaches who do a much shittier job than knowledgeable parents who actually care about the kids. |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 4:02 PM Author: Stimulating Weed Whacker That changes things a bit but ljl at all this travel league bullshit. Why not just place local rec league? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094099) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 5:01 PM Author: razzle national My town literally doesn't have a rec league. The local travel club was privatized and made into a profit seeking business. There I think 3 girls teams. My daughter is on the A team so they are playing every other clubs A team. I try to take that into account but they are so horribly coached. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094359) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 5:32 PM Author: Arrogant vengeful pistol think about this for a moment. doesn't this mean that girls sports are a waste of time? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094477) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:32 PM Author: Plum becky they’re just the “a” team because they’re the best in your subdivision, but they’re not really an a-level team. a better suggestion to the coach would be to have them entered into the b-division. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094755) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 7:05 PM Author: razzle national I mostly agree with this but we do have a few players (my daughter included) who would be on any club's a-team. Most of the issues are with coaching. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094885) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:54 PM Author: Slate Address why would he listen to some fat idiot? would you like it if he showed up at your job and told you how to file papers? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094070) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 4:56 PM Author: razzle national If my clients think I'm doing a shitty job, it's reasonable for them to tell me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094342) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Mustard Center Round Eye Lol this coach is probably a V5 of counsel and could write better briefs than Seth while comatose. Probably a better athlete too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47094500) |
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:32 PM Author: razzle national Dat cancel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5448611&forum_id=2#47095343) |