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Peach codepig   11/23/22 ... charismatic hideous institution   05/06/23 ... cordovan liquid oxygen   05/06/23 Time flies Canary Sneaky Criminal   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... kitty   05/06/23 ... Indigo french chef   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ... roast beef   10/09/23 ... talented soggy set   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis... Internet-worthy Lake   10/09/23 ... Zippy   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI foreskin   10/20/23 ... Zippy   10/20/23 ... shimmering gaming laptop   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME   10/20/23 ... Peach codepig   10/20/23 ... impertinent nowag   10/20/23 ... Geriatric obsidian queen of the night   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today Turquoise dragon gaping   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ Green medicated jap   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread charismatic hideous institution   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ pale ceo   10/06/25 This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus... ivory frisky giraffe trust fund   10/13/25 ... Heady rehab death wish   12/23/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: Green medicated jap before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. 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I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs. Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid. But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message. conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486020) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486040) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: snowy generalized bond center HOW much younger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486042) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Green medicated jap 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486075) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486140) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM Author: Green medicated jap Im 28 bro. 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EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Green medicated jap yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: orchid chapel azn lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486177) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486194) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?" 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486312) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486470) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Puce soul-stirring hell 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486222) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: harsh galvanic church scourge upon the earth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486327) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486350) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: drab address legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26486359) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder??? 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I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487115) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487130) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Heaven Persian Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder. Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her. Now, what don't you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487163) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487266) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: slate space 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487243) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487272) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487283) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Contagious vengeful gas station honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487406) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487705) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM Author: Khaki house-broken jew And 10/10 xo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492431) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now... ...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487120) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Khaki house-broken jew Titcr Occam's razor bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487127) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487139) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: federal wagecucks whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497517) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: erotic dysfunction dopamine you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487137) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487145) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: erotic dysfunction dopamine exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487167) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487204) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM Author: aggressive bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487226) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM Author: erotic dysfunction dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487257) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Bearded Forum message back "well, at least one of us is hard." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487147) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Green medicated jap UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city. At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not". This is getting awkward as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487321) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487332) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487334) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: violet station keepsake machete lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487379) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487397) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: Saffron maniacal pervert cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487709) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Idiotic Meetinghouse Striped Hyena This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487762) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: slate space 180 billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487767) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease well. fucking. played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488450) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: Vibrant School Cafeteria Volcanic Crater very well executed, flame or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488987) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM Author: massive telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489326) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: cowardly church building national security agency 180 this is great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495347) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: drab address legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Mind-boggling parlour haunted graveyard The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487322) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: milky slap-happy ladyboy house yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487359) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Khaki house-broken jew Stfu we need this, badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487419) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: comical splenetic ticket booth rigpig (no fun guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487680) Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: Ruby Selfie School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36187371) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: hairraiser red business firm (Guy who needs to STFU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489501) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26487417) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: Green medicated jap UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: cracking stead LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: hairraiser red business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: aggressive bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: very tactful lodge oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488091) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: charismatic hideous institution brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488133) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: Insane office circlehead u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488149) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Idiotic Meetinghouse Striped Hyena I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488157) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: hairraiser red business firm titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489507) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Idiotic Meetinghouse Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488151) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker why is she nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488159) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488269) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: drab address legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496366) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: erotic dysfunction dopamine EDM sluts too YNY.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488395) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: High-end Idea He Suggested Indian Lodge this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488741) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: french quadroon get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492507) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: glassy shrine organic girlfriend Looks like a double date to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: Green medicated jap The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: maroon hospital Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: very tactful lodge nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Idiotic Meetinghouse Striped Hyena I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: mustard macaca "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: very tactful lodge well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489861) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: mustard macaca nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499058) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: jade sanctuary preventive strike box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: Bonkers casino underrated suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497893) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: Cerebral fishy theater selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488370) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: beady-eyed national This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488383) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story There is some next level shit happening here. In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488392) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: erotic dysfunction dopamine ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488399) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM Author: cracking stead DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488412) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: erotic dysfunction dopamine i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488426) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM Author: Contagious vengeful gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491274) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488475) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: hairraiser red business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489555) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: Khaki house-broken jew I've literally never been more excited in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488502) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: coiffed odious affirmative action newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488552) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM Author: Cream incel resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502997) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: Passionate state 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488541) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488557) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: coiffed odious affirmative action newt life is hard as shit they should fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488570) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage I really like this as just a general motto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488580) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM Author: massive telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495578) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter You need to fuck her right in the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488701) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: Idiotic Meetinghouse Striped Hyena Loling hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489838) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping. I make no apologies, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488712) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: federal wagecucks whorehouse homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497523) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: wonderful theatre goal in life can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: Cerebral fishy theater there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: Green medicated jap UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Green medicated jap fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: Insane office circlehead i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: erotic dysfunction dopamine god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: Silver Senate Tank unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: hairraiser red business firm *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489565) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Tantric flushed community account WTF NOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491508) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Dull Property Sweet Tailpipe fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491543) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: federal wagecucks whorehouse fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497524) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488822) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489289) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Vibrant School Cafeteria Volcanic Crater multiple lols from reading this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489033) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: Insane office circlehead discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489069) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Insane office circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490008) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: slate space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489185) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter i could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489211) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: Amber Cruise Ship SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489544) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489295) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: massive telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489569) Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: Brass point gay wizard *ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Lavender irradiated field sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489820) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: erotic dysfunction dopamine OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489831) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: racy dilemma The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26489991) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: scarlet free-loading faggotry gunna need to see that pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26490004) Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM Author: violet station keepsake machete WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491121) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: Green medicated jap UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: violet station keepsake machete listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Passionate state 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: Dull Property Sweet Tailpipe post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: Idiotic Meetinghouse Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: erotic dysfunction dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Khaki house-broken jew Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: maroon hospital Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26492831) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story TY, brother. That was deep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493192) Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: maroon hospital Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493438) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494371) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: Multi-colored voyeur 180 thread have a great weekend bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26493421) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: Green medicated jap UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell. When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: french quadroon your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: orchid chapel azn This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494509) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: Iridescent Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498370) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: self-absorbed kitchen so rong, so rite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500303) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter give in to nature, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494285) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494318) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Idiotic Meetinghouse Striped Hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494397) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: supple boltzmann temple take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494432) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter work out first, then skip the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494435) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494438) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Idiotic Meetinghouse Striped Hyena Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494507) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494587) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM Author: dashing box office patrolman What's for dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494485) Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: maroon hospital Jack off in the shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26494861) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: fear-inspiring site Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495321) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Spectacular pocket flask 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495335) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Poppy Mischievous Idiot Indirect Expression Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495337) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: massive telephone This can be their Columbus Day thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495592) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Silver Senate Tank she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: fear-inspiring site she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: massive telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: rebellious bistre philosopher-king even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495456) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though, this is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495448) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495512) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496843) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495568) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: massive telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26495591) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: self-absorbed kitchen it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: Green medicated jap UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages http://imgur.com/4NSihYS Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496289) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: violent public bath laser beams *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496310) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Copper Area Toaster Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26497849) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Green medicated jap And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant. Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. 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Fucking love this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496368) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: Transparent sadistic stag film oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496370) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496834) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: aggressive bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597571) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Swollen shivering locale blood rage agreed, best thread of 2014 already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496380) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Dark painfully honest location associate Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare. 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But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: electric stage Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: Dark painfully honest location associate FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Seriously. 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Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: filthy hunting ground I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: jade sanctuary preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: garnet boistinker Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Khaki house-broken jew u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: maroon hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: aggressive bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: aggressive bbw Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: jade sanctuary preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: maroon hospital Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Floppy Pisswyrm "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: maroon hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: garnet boistinker gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: Floppy Pisswyrm Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Insane office circlehead Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Twisted Thriller Pit Becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: massive telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: hairless deep Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: aggressive bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Wine famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: aggressive bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: nubile locus lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: mustard macaca Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: garnet boistinker TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: aggressive bbw JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: snowy generalized bond center op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: glittery flesh wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: bateful How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: glittery flesh wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Saffron maniacal pervert cuck God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: electric stage What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: nubile locus anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Green medicated jap UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: jade sanctuary preventive strike lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Khaki house-broken jew Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: charismatic hideous institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author: blue Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: Histrionic Claret Crotch more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Histrionic Claret Crotch motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: Green medicated jap UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500210) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Marvelous in on epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500256) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: Dull Property Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500258) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: massive telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500271) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: maroon hospital Oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500272) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: submissive outnumbered fortuitous meteor omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500274) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Appetizing crystalline kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500282) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500286) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: filthy hunting ground seriously. the man has a family, after all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500313) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: maroon hospital BAW GAWD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500378) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: massive telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500420) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500609) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage What the fuck is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500304) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM Author: submissive outnumbered fortuitous meteor there's to be a fuck going on alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500340) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: alcoholic up-to-no-good WHAT IN THE 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500367) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM Author: Razzle apoplectic yarmulke mental disorder GOOD LUCK, BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500369) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: fear-inspiring site what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500432) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: Marvelous Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500638) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM Author: Stirring angry sex offender main people By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500443) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500460) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: violent public bath laser beams fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500477) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM Author: High-end Idea He Suggested Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500548) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500598) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM Author: Cream incel resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503043) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Poppy Mischievous Idiot Indirect Expression thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500552) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Navy Hilarious Milk i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500606) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500620) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: mustard macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500691) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: cyan multi-billionaire plaza ungh so hard now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500287) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Avocado insecure wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500475) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Bearded marketing idea Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500535) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM Author: violent public bath laser beams bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500542) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM Author: Bearded marketing idea Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500560) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM Author: aromatic place of business Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500590) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500635) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500601) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease iwanttobelieve.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500637) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: fear-inspiring site http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500655) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: garnet boistinker Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker? This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500653) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: Spectacular pocket flask was the Lucio moniker doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500659) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: garnet boistinker That's what I thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500677) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: violent public bath laser beams what lucio moniker? wat poast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500874) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: alcoholic up-to-no-good I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500694) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: garnet boistinker Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500720) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500722) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM Author: jade sanctuary preventive strike The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros: "If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500802) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM Author: alcoholic up-to-no-good Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2 http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2 http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500836) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500847) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501437) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: aromatic place of business Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500896) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500907) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500922) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM Author: kink-friendly athletic conference You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501023) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM Author:  fiercely-loyal legal warrant CRIMINALLY underrated poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224020) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: Floppy Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500908) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500914) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: federal wagecucks whorehouse gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502766) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26500917) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM Author:  lemon new version To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501046) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: electric stage Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501100) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM Author: cracking stead ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501127) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: Tan ungodly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501247) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM Author:  feces 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501111) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: Passionate state i think it is :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501118) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author:  feces If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501123) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: submissive outnumbered fortuitous meteor good self deprecation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501122) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author: Tan ungodly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501244) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author:  hairy legs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501459) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Stimulating university mad cow disease lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501784) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: mustard macaca 180, this is a goat thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501804) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM Author:  yellow 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503168) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: Green medicated jap update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501346) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: exhilarant white hall 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501357) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: maroon hospital Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501398) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM Author: mustard macaca Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501409) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501390) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: mustard macaca what song is playing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501406) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Khaki house-broken jew Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501461) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM Author:  disrespectful brethren dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501751) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: Dark painfully honest location associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501825) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Vibrant School Cafeteria Volcanic Crater being too drunk is going to ruin this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501781) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM Author: coiffed odious affirmative action newt u need to fuck ur sister u owe us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26501808) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: Histrionic Claret Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26871037) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: Dark painfully honest location associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502005) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM Author:  shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502007) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM Author: umber coldplay fan Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502013) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502136) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: Green medicated jap Holy shit holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502038) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM Author: Saffron maniacal pervert cuck Well!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502044) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Dark painfully honest location associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502073) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: coiffed odious affirmative action newt plz respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502103) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: Titillating nursing home I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502109) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM Author: Twisted Thriller Pit Becky just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502154) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM Author: Poppy Mischievous Idiot Indirect Expression Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502278) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM Author: ruddy It is the clutch situation of the season. They say The Jet's lost a step or two, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here. The Jet's got a suicide lead and-- And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it! - He's stealing home! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502290) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: cracking stead what's it gonna be boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502482) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM Author: ultramarine razzmatazz rigor 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502314) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: violet station keepsake machete ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502410) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: massive telephone ??? ! ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502560) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED Give him some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502780) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: Judgmental more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502818) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502860) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502869) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage K, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502872) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502874) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage Double post, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502895) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: Green medicated jap My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember. I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly. After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: federal wagecucks whorehouse ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: cracking stead right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: maroon hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author: Stirring angry sex offender main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: Floppy Pisswyrm She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: topaz concupiscible fanboi please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: Vibrant School Cafeteria Volcanic Crater Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: Bonkers casino yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: Passionate state she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Wine famous landscape painting please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: coiffed odious affirmative action newt "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: Floppy Pisswyrm "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author: pink love of her life psychic I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Silver Senate Tank go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author:  cumskin UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: Green medicated jap (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author:  cumskin (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Green medicated jap sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Swollen shivering locale blood rage WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: pink love of her life psychic I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: Insane office circlehead ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author: pink love of her life psychic Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author:  cumskin To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: mustard macaca And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Insane office circlehead nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: mustard macaca Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: mustard macaca This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author:  cumskin It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Boyish Weed Whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: mustard macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story Shameful display, brother. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author:  Opaque you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author: Avocado insecure they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: Vermilion mexican lay You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: Green medicated jap FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: Floppy Pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: High-end Idea He Suggested Indian Lodge youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: High-end Idea He Suggested Indian Lodge that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author:  disrespectful brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Mildly autistic step-uncle's house personal credit line cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: High-end Idea He Suggested Indian Lodge also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: alcoholic up-to-no-good Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: High-end Idea He Suggested Indian Lodge sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Mildly autistic step-uncle's house personal credit line def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: Silver Senate Tank this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Ebony Trump Supporter cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: french quadroon it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: arousing reading party nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: Cerebral fishy theater gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: Insane office circlehead did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: kink-friendly athletic conference 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: Navy Hilarious Milk OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: filthy hunting ground The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: pink love of her life psychic Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author:  fiercely-loyal legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author:  pale ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: mustard macaca I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: Lavender irradiated field sound barrier You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: massive telephone This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Provocative Windowlicker Theater Stage 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: cerise brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author: autistic shitlib 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author: fighting dingle berry immigrant This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  fiercely-loyal legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: mauve mood Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author:  partner i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author: Alcoholic antidepressant drug "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author: alcoholic up-to-no-good Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: french quadroon love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: sick crackhouse titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author:  fiercely-loyal legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Poppy Mischievous Idiot Indirect Expression well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: federal wagecucks whorehouse A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Cream incel resort OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: aromatic place of business Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: Cream incel resort ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: buff diverse tanning salon background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: pink love of her life psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Khaki house-broken jew The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: fear-inspiring site no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author: Alcoholic antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author:  http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: violet station keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: carnelian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Khaki house-broken jew Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: Bossy people who are hurt degenerate update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: Translucent cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author: pink love of her life psychic How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author: submissive outnumbered fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author:  kitty Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: cracking stead bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: sable masturbator police squad HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: carnelian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author: Anal potus the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: Ruby Selfie School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: talented soggy set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author:  depressive PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: Cream incel resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author: fantasy-prone walnut round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author:  Pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author:  Goyim fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Abnormal Twinkling Uncleanness I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author:  Goyim this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author:  Pistol reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: aggressive bbw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author:  Pistol so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: unhinged effete Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author:  Pistol i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: fantasy-prone walnut round eye the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author: Translucent cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Vivacious Stage Really Tough Guy The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: french quadroon did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: shimmering gaming laptop :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: shimmering gaming laptop The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author: Zippy you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author:  fiercely-loyal legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: arousing reading party nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: nighttime faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: arousing reading party nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: shimmering gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author:  dun knife Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: shimmering gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: shimmering gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author: Zippy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: shimmering gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author: beta flickering jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author:  useless ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author: Coral Pozpig San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author:  rough-skinned how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author:  dun knife I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: nubile locus Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author: sapphire filthpig There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author: gold alpha mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author: primrose Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author: Zippy pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: Coral Pozpig 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: impertinent nowag Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: harsh galvanic church scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: mewling chocolate travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: Honey-headed Frum Principal's Office Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author: alcoholic up-to-no-good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: Magenta Therapy Candlestick Maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author: offensive boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: Sticky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author: alcoholic up-to-no-good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: Territorial Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author: sooty black woman Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author:  underhanded regret where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author: lime double fault TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: impertinent nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author:  azure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author: alcoholic up-to-no-good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: glassy shrine organic girlfriend So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author: ivory frisky giraffe trust fund The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author: ivory frisky giraffe trust fund Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: impertinent nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: Peach codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author: Indigo french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  roast beef fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author:  Goyim Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author: crusty chad clown Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: Peach codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45309181) Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: well-lubricated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49346769) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: Peach codepig One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: charismatic hideous institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author:  cordovan liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author:  Canary Sneaky Criminal Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author:  kitty This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author: Indigo french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author:  roast beef best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: talented soggy set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author: Internet-worthy Lake My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46905960) Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Zippy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46911844) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM Author:  foreskin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962930) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM Author: Zippy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962948) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM Author: shimmering gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962972) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author:  DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962933) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM Author: Peach codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46962936) Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM Author: impertinent nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#46963013) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM Author: Geriatric obsidian queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193545) Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM Author: Turquoise dragon gaping I was thinking about this thread earlier today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48193551) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: Green medicated jap I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194098) Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM Author: charismatic hideous institution good work, i remember this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#48194099) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM Author:  pale ceo Almost that time of year again ⛵️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49330062) Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM Author: ivory frisky giraffe trust fund This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49346566) Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM Author: Heady rehab death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#49533771)