Date: December 11th, 2015 1:32 AM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Donald Trump will never be the President of the United States of America. If I'm proven wrong, then I will post my password in this very thread and permanently retire in shame.
All I ask is that each and every one of you Trumpmo faggots bump this thread now. Stand up and be counted while you're still laboring under the delusion that you've got this in the bag, so that I have a comprehensive list at my disposal when it comes time to assfuck each and every one of you in the mouth after Trump turns out to be just another big fucking LOOOOOSER.
Date: March 22nd, 2016 4:46 PM Author: Bearded Rebellious House
Date: December 11th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)
To be fair,
Donald Trump will never be the President of the United States of America. If I'm proven wrong, then I will post my password in this very thread and permanently retire in shame.
All I ask is that each and every one of you Trumpmo faggots bump this thread now. Stand up and be counted while you're still laboring under the delusion that you've got this in the bag, so that I have a comprehensive list at my disposal when it comes time to assfuck each and every one of you in the mouth after Trump turns out to be just another big fucking LOOOOOSER.
Date: December 11th, 2015 1:45 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap
Trump is a YUGE underdog in a general election and barring some serious crappy shit happening in US he would lose but lol @ u predicting NOW what is going to happen in 2016 as it all depends upon what shit is going to happen going forward. look at Le Pen and France after Paris attacks
Also what about all your other alts including this one or will you only retire the TBF moniker?
Date: December 11th, 2015 5:34 AM Author: Peach cracking theater stage boltzmann
i was just wondering...
how does one assfuck someone in the mouth?
btw, when trump is president, he will not only be president of the united states of america, but he will also be emperor of the west, destroyer of barbarians, the new messenger of god, aka a prophet, and colonizer of stars in the milky way galaxy.
This thread is kind of a cop out. What do you think of Trump ideologically? Your reserving that you may actually like or agree with him but that he just isn't electable. Please take a stand on whether you like him as a candidate.
Date: December 11th, 2015 2:53 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
I've been pretty clear about my substantive thoughts on Trump: I think he's a useful idiot who is (perhaps unintentionally) expanding the Overton window, but who is also simultaneously substantially increasing the probability that the Republican party will actually disintegrate as a political entity.
Do you think the only hope for the GOP is for Trump to do a 3rd party thing and take his followers with him, making it more palatable for moderate Dems & independents to vote/join the GOP again?
Date: December 11th, 2015 3:00 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
I'm actually not sure the GOP can, or even should, be saved at this point. I think it might need to be scrapped wholesale and rebooted without the Evangelical + bootlicking corporatist angles. To that end, I think Trump's candidacy might actually be just what we need.
Then again, I'm not convinced that a refashioned American conservative party would actually be an improvement on the current GOP, and there's a chance it might actually be worse (i.e., just as ideologically flawed, but with diminished capacity to meaningfully challenge the shitlib menace). In that case, Trump's candidacy is a nightmare.
The one | weird | schtick wing of the party is really just incompatible with current governance. Your answer to everything can't be "let's just eliminate the entire program!" given governments current sprawl. You have to be willing to engage with government and not just want to eliminate it at every step and the whole Ted Cruz/tea party wing of the party still harbors delusions that we might be able to rid ourselves completely in one fell swoop of the vast administrative state of government. It's nuts.
Date: December 11th, 2015 3:06 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
I agree, but how is the blame | white | people schtick of the far left (which is increasingly becoming mainstream rhetoric within the larger Democratic party) compatible with long term social and political stability in this country?
I don't think it is, and the SJW shit in the Dem party is one of the main reasons I'm still a registered Republican. But I find it harder and harder to vote GOP with all the delusional candidates. And what makes it possibly worse in the GOP is that its flaws are front and center when it comes to everyday policy decisions and votes, whereas at least Dem SJW shit is mostly just rhetoric, like GOP evangelical shit about abortion
Date: December 26th, 2015 2:47 PM Author: Electric garrison
Do either of you really think anything Hillary or even Obama says or does about SJW shit is substantially more than signaling and lip service exactly like how the mainstream GOP attempts to appeal to Christian dominionists and white nationalists? The end game here seems to be that the corporatist wing of the Dem party and the corporatist wing of the GOP join forces, ditch each side's crazies, abandon congress to a divided three party clusterfuck that never passes anything, and rules via permanent POTUS, SCOTUS and administrative state. I.e. basically the status quo in perpetuity i.e. what "conservatives" claim to want.
I think both of those things are fine. We should have at least 3 viable political parties and preferably 4 or 5. Of them, the Christian right definitely merits one slot due to their sheer numbers in the south, while the chamber of commerce conservatives can separate themselves from polarizing positions like opposing abortion and gay marriage.
There's no chance for more than 3 parties in this country. An extreme minority party would have zero power and never win an election without plurality voting like in Europe.
Date: December 11th, 2015 3:03 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
If the shitlibs were also going to splinter off into a separate political party, I might agree. Instead, I suspect this would end up looking much like India did for a long time: one dominant political party running shit, with a few smaller and weaker permanent minority parties that most bicker between themselves as they fight for the scraps.
And to the extent that the shitlibs will emerge as the dominant party in that framework, that sounds like a terrible outcome.
Date: December 11th, 2015 3:01 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
I'm not going to bother explaining my reasoning for why Donald Trump is fundamentally unelectable as POTUS because I think it's sufficiently obvious that any reasonably intelligent and reasonably objective person can figure it out for themselves with minimal effort.
Date: December 11th, 2015 2:59 PM Author: adventurous elastic band
I think Trump is an asinine fascist vulgarian, but our country and the world are in a giant mess and even the stupid among us know we need real change. Obama did not deliver on the change he promised and turned out to be an Uncle Tom boot-licking piece of shit. People are angry and Trump knows how to harness anger. I don't support him but I could see him winning if the cards fall right.
Date: December 12th, 2015 11:01 AM Author: scarlet mental disorder tattoo
(1) wrong or right, i don't want you to leave this bort.
(2) re: "laboring under the delusion that you've got this in the bag." you don't get it, but that's ok.
(3) i'm a trumpmo. i think he's a favorite vs the GOP field. i think he's an underdog vs hillary. but he stands a non-negligible chance of being potus.
Date: December 12th, 2015 2:17 PM Author: Coiffed den faggot firefighter
I think you're being disingenuous to pretend that all Trump supporters think he's "got this in the bag."
I would love to see Trump elected president, but it's a huge longshot. Maybe 5% odds as things stand now (but up from .0001% odds when his campaign first started). I think his best shot is if more horrible attacks happen here. Do with that what you will.
Date: February 20th, 2016 8:26 PM Author: Anal charcoal forum
when are you closing openings to the trump train? it needs to be at a point far before AZNgirl/TT tries to hop on desperately to avoid his just punishment
Date: June 27th, 2016 11:10 PM Author: Coiffed den faggot firefighter
You seem like you'd genuinely choose to be proven right to satiate your ego while letting the country burn than be proven wrong but the country is saved.
Date: August 14th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Still plenty of time to get in on this one guys, remember Bitcoin lol? Get your bumps now so you can one day brag to future generations of pumos about how you helped kick that dumb faggot TBF off the board!
Date: October 7th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Sudden death or serious catastrophic physical impairment is act-of-god type shit. Could happen to anyone, so you can't really factor that into the equation.
Today's story is more along the lines of what I could call, "Trump being fucking Trump."
Date: October 7th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Plum Incel
predictability is relevant not voluntariness. if trump's shit was in keeping with what was known about him initially and therefore not extenuating then so was hillary's health event
Date: October 7th, 2016 10:32 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Bullshit. Hillary Clinton has produced physicians who swear up and down that she is in reasonably good health. Could they be lying? Sure, but if she's in failing health, she has unquestionably gone to great lengths to hide it from the public. Many intelligent, moderate, and reasonably well-informed Americans would still be legitimately and understandably shocked if she stroked out (and that would have been even more true a month ago, before the recent health scare).
Meanwhile, Donald Trump has spent decades building a career largely predicated on behaving like a clown and saying completely ridiculous shit in public. He is a fucking reality TV star who publicly feuds with Rosie O'Donnell on Twitter and "bigly" name-drops Howard Stern during presidential debates. In other words, I think you'd *have* to be a fool or an idiot to be genuinely surprised that there's audio of Trump out there saying stupid shit like this.
I can't tell if you're genuinely struggling to parse this distinction, if you're willfully blind, or if you're just trolling. For your sake I hope it's the last one.
Date: October 7th, 2016 10:37 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
OK bro you got me, you're right I concede. This is a total game changer straight out of left field just like Hillary stroking out would be, and no one could have reasonably foreseen the possibility that there would probably be video or audio footage of someone like Donald Trump saying or doing stupid, ridiculous, and crude shit like this.
Date: November 4th, 2016 12:40 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
1. You sound pretty "triggered," brother.
2. I am going to deliver a personal fuck you response to every Trumpmo who bumped this thread after he loses bigly, so yes, I want to make sure everyone has a chance to line up for their individual spunking.
Date: November 5th, 2016 11:41 AM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Guys I'm not gonna lie, I'm scared look is there any way we can all agree to call off this thread? I just want to keep poasting I like it here and I don't want to take horrible pictures of myself and lolno Trumpmos is it finally becoming obvious to you yet or do you really need another four days to be able to make out the crystal clear writing on the wall you dumb faggots?
Date: November 7th, 2016 6:22 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
My favorite are the "Oh TBF soooo brave predicting that Trump would never be POTUS!" threads that come up if you search for my moniker. As if this thread didn't get 200+ posts from a bunch of irate Trumpmos who were absolutely convinced (right up to last week) that I was DONE HERE.
Date: November 8th, 2016 2:48 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Bumping this because I don't want anyone to forget to hold me to these promises when Trump wins. Don't let me back out of this one, guys. Please keep bumping this to make sure no one forgets.
it would be one thing if TBF was a cool xoxo alpha bro like I but his entire posting history is just him being a catty fag bitch who does nothing but shitpost about other posters
there are, very, very few posters who i genuinely dislike on xoxo and IF trump wins and TBF does not retire, he is a fucking piece of shit poster who should never show his face around here again.
Date: November 9th, 2016 4:14 AM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Well shit. I guess it's time to man up and concede absolute and unconditional defeat. I genuinely didn't foresee the possibility of a Donald J. Trump presidency, and I was completely wrong. Fuck my ass.
Perhaps not surprisingly, first let me say that I'm going to bitch out on my promise to post a selfie fingering my own bloody asshole. Sorry bros; I can't actually let XO shit fuck with my IRL. I shouldn't have over-promised on that one, I got a little excited.
However, if it is the will of the board that I surrender the TBF account, I will do that. (Before I do so, however, I will first dutifully work my way through this thread and personally concede to every Trumpmo who bumped it before 11/8 that they have thoroughly fucked me right in the intellectual asshole.)
I see a few poasters who have graciously suggested that they don't actually want me to retire, notwithstanding my promise in this thread. Thank you bros. I don't want to retire, either. I really like it here. But I do want to honor my idiotic promise to the extent that it won't fuck with my IRL.
I hereby throw myself on the mercy of the bort and beg for clemency and mercy. If you want me to retire, say so here. If you are willing to grant me a reprieve, say so here. I'll tally the votes one week from election day (11/15), and if it is the will of XO that I actually retire, I will promptly post my password in this thread that evening and you will never hear from me again. I'm dead serious when I say that I only have one account, though. So if I give up the TBF moniker, that's it for me. Perhaps that's what you want. Perhaps that would be good for me, too, after all these years. Either way I leave it up to you guys.
Sincerely and with all due humility,
TBF (aka President Donald J. Trump's new fucktoy)
PS: I'm not counting pumo votes and I'm giving double weight to posters who are "well-known" by any reasonable metric (i.e., bloodacre, MDH, luis, etc.). If I'm going down for this shit, it's going to be a fair vote, and that seems like a reasonable electoral college of sorts.
Date: November 9th, 2016 4:18 AM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
To be clear, that's 100% not going to happen. I only have one account, and I'm not going through the hassle of registering some .edu email address or whatever and starting my poasting career from scratch all over again after all these years. I've been poasting less and less frequently anyway, so I might as well just make it a clean break if I'm giving up my account. Not flame.
EDIT IN RESPONSE TO YOUR EDIT: I'll think about it, but honestly if I'm giving up the TBF account I feel like I should at least try to legitimately retire for good. It would be a clean break.
Date: November 9th, 2016 4:20 AM Author: Excitant locus dingle berry
Don't retire. Your legal analysis is solid. I'm UofC too so I think I get where you're coming from most of the time. I have a backup account I'll donate if you want, just ask
Date: November 9th, 2016 4:20 AM Author: Lemon headpube scourge upon the earth
You're a good poaster. I prefer that you stick around with this fiasco as a conspicuous and unforgettable blemish on any claims to prescience you may make in the future.
Humility makes us stronger. Tonight you were not only beat, but beat in jaw-droppingly sound fashion, using a blue-collar-white strategy you dismissed out of hand. You will be better for this.
Date: November 9th, 2016 4:24 AM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
ty brother, this seems fair to me (although I am obviously biased) and I truly do feel humbled. I am legitimately scared about what a Trump presidency will look like, but I would also be lying if I didn't admit that I was excited--notwithstanding my criticisms and skepticism throughout the campaign. Nothing would make me happier than to be pleasantly surprised and watch Trump prove himself to be a truly great leader. America is the greatest country on Earth, and we desperately need and deserve a new champion right now.
Date: November 9th, 2016 4:23 AM Author: saffron dopamine therapy
stop being such a catty faggot
stay. u are a good poaster. also enough with these kind of threads. leave that to dumbs like rudolph and julia. u are smarter than that that for this kind of bullshit bets
Date: November 9th, 2016 4:28 AM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
This is a good idea. If the board votes to pardon me, I will humbly hold a second referendum in this thread on whether I should take this step as a further act of contrition (and, if so, what my new penitential moniker should be).
Date: November 9th, 2016 9:31 AM Author: cocky ticket booth pistol
No one would ever want you to retire. I get weighted, by your own standards, as a vote 40-50x bigger than most votes. So it doesn't look likely that you're going to be retiring.
But yeah everyone was really looking forward to this lengthy screed.
Date: November 9th, 2016 11:38 AM Author: scarlet mental disorder tattoo
stay. i just vote that in the future you check yourself at times. the bort is filled with very intelligent people, and when you find yourself on the wrong side of them, you should maybe consider opening your mind instead of chastising them
Date: November 9th, 2016 11:51 AM Author: Ultramarine lettuce
Don't retire - your concession was honest and genuine and that's enough. Regardless of politics you're liked as a poaster (unlike e.g. TT) - so I'm not sure what we'd really gain by retiring your account.
Date: November 9th, 2016 12:21 PM Author: Coiffed den faggot firefighter
As a very "well known" Trumpmo, I vote you stay and support the granting of clemency and mercy.
There are many, many other poasters who deserve to be retired in shame far more than you for making this thread. Even though it technically wouldn't be unfair to hold you to your own words, I think the punishment wouldn't fit the "crime," and retiring for good would be an unjust result.
shut it. '09 you helped me through some serious shit. you're not leaving anymore than barbara streisand did when bush won. that said i really didn't ready more than 10% of this thread...but i'll great escape you off the train.
So numerous among your "vanquishers" into anyone of whose hands should your password happen to fall that it would most certainly be smuggled right back into yours, so dutifully devoted are we to you, Sir.
Date: November 9th, 2016 5:44 PM Author: the penis
Annoyed at op more often than entertained these days. But we need a spirit of reconciliation to descend over this board, as it must for this country. I support amnesty for op from his rash wager.
Date: June 30th, 2017 7:36 PM Author: puce sneaky criminal
to be fair has been posting a lot, a LOT, less after this. TT completely gone. damn, this must have been quite a shocking and devastating election night for a couple of our resident posters.
Date: May 31st, 2022 7:25 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
LOL at FLW, Benzo, Consuela, and a cavalcade of pumos (all of whom are different people and none of whom are Jewish btw) just endlessly bumping this threat to angrily call me a "faggot" and say "you're done here" every time I DARE to poast another thread on this message board that they REALLY disagree with.
Date: May 31st, 2022 7:29 PM Author: jet stead pisswyrm
Date: May 31st, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)
To be fair,
LOL at FLW, Benzo, Consuela, and a cavalcade of pumos (all of whom are different people and none of whom are Jewish btw) just endlessly bumping this threat to angrily call me a "faggot" and say "you're done here" every time I DARE to poast another thread on this message board that they REALLY disagree with.
Date: May 31st, 2022 7:29 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Date: May 31st, 2022 7:29 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong
Date: May 31st, 2022 7:25 PM
Author: To be fair (Semi-Retired)
To be fair,
LOL at FLW, Benzo, Consuela, and a cavalcade of pumos (all of whom are different people and none of whom are Jewish btw) just endlessly bumping this threat to angrily call me a "faggot" and say "you're done here" every time I DARE to poast another thread on this message board that they REALLY disagree with.
Date: June 14th, 2022 7:34 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Pretty sure there are quite a few people on XO who agree with me on quite a few issues. If you disagree and think that's just egotistical bullshit, perhaps you want to make this the subject of another poll? Last one didn't go so well for you IIRC: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5125106&mc=207&forum_id=2
Date: July 11th, 2022 3:14 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Can anyone imagine a straight white male obsessively bumping this thread for years on end, every time the OP of this thread says something mean about him on the internet?
yeah this schtick isn't passing muster. you very clearly are irritated when people bump this thread otherwise you wouldn't harass them about it. they're just doing what YOU asked them to do
Date: July 15th, 2022 6:25 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
Lol bro you must have me confused with RSF, I have no problem poasting in this thread and I don't give a fuck. Odd case that only certain people with certain notable characteristics in common still take the time to continue to bump this thread seven years later, however. "Makes you think."
nothing odd about it. they're bumping it to upset you, and right on cue, you're getting upset and whining about the "characteristics" of people bumping a thread that you asked them to bump
Date: July 18th, 2022 4:07 PM Author: bisexual rehab
To be fair,
I am absolutely unhinged-level irate at Jews and what they have done and are doing to the world. And I despise anyone who thinks that pointing that out is some sort of "pwn."
Date: July 18th, 2022 7:05 PM Author: ebony selfie
no you're not. if you were actually any of those things, you would do something about it. instead you spend your days screeching on an obscure message board that no one reads.
Bumping this because I don't want anyone to forget to hold me to these promises when Trump wins. Don't let me back out of this one, guys. Please keep bumping this to make sure no one forgets."
Date: January 28th, 2023 10:05 PM Author: jet stead pisswyrm
All I ask is that each and every one of you Trumpmo faggots bump this thread now. Stand up and be counted while you're still laboring under the delusion that you've got this in the bag, so that I have a comprehensive list at my disposal when it comes time to assfuck each and every one of you in the mouth after Trump turns out to be just another big fucking LOOOOOSER.
Date: January 24th, 2024 2:56 AM Author: concupiscible translucent casino background story
TBF while you self flagellate, please note I was literally the first poaster to purchase a Trump MAGA hat and be 100% Trumpmo from literally July 2015 onwards. Oh ye of little faith. Thank