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ITT I tell a spooky sister in law story
| Provocative glassy property people who are hurt | 10/03/23 |
| vivacious meetinghouse macaca | 10/03/23 |
| Provocative glassy property people who are hurt | 10/03/23 |
| vivacious meetinghouse macaca | 10/03/23 |
| Provocative glassy property people who are hurt | 10/03/23 |
| vivacious meetinghouse macaca | 10/03/23 |
| Bearded national potus | 10/04/23 |
| Infuriating temple | 10/04/23 |
| Provocative glassy property people who are hurt | 01/11/25 |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:34 PM Author: Provocative glassy property people who are hurt Guy is visiting his in laws for Christmas in the country; everyone but the man and his wife all go into town but are snowed in and have to stay there until the next day. It’s cold in the old house and they go to close all the windows and seal off the drafts but there’s one small one in the basement they can’t quite reach but they’re two floors up and just put on more blankets and it’s okay.
In the night the husband wakes up to what sounds like clanging and banging and he gets a little spooked. He goes to wake his wife but she’s not there! But under the covers his dick starts getting sucked and it’s amazing. He cums hard and goes back to sleep.
In the morning he gets up and his wife isn’t in bed. He goes to the bathroom to wash up and to his horror, her body is hanging from Christmas lights in the shower, entrails spilling on the floor. And on the bathroom mirror, written in blood, is a message:
“SISTERS IN LAW CAN SUCK TOO” |
Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM Author: vivacious meetinghouse macaca You spent your time writing that and didn't even bother using past tense or even a framing device (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881419) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM Author: Provocative glassy property people who are hurt I literally wrote this on my phone while walking my dog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881422) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:38 PM Author: vivacious meetinghouse macaca And I have RSI in my right thumb but I can be assed to try and suspend disbelief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881426) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:39 PM Author: Provocative glassy property people who are hurt I’m not really trying to suspend disbelief since this is a riff on a classic urban legend; it’s not really intended to be more than a gag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881434) |
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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:40 PM Author: vivacious meetinghouse macaca tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881438) |
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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:06 AM Author: Bearded national potus And written in lipstick.
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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Infuriating temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#46881761) |
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Date: January 11th, 2025 8:09 PM Author: Provocative glassy property people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2#48544680) |