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#673 ranked men's player beats #1 ranked women's player in straight sets

congrats Aussie Nick
Fuchsia messiness
  12/28/25
lol aussie nick got a smaller court to hit into: https://...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
Can't wait for dupas hot take on women's tennis
Walnut provocative den
  12/28/25
Why is this brown 50 year old emaciated pedophile in a sport...
Boyish stage
  12/28/25
Oh jfc is this another one of your covid hallucinatory meltd...
Walnut provocative den
  12/28/25
This isn't a roast, dipshit This isn't a safe space for g...
Boyish stage
  12/28/25
To be fair, fulano is a faggot. Pedophilia is how they repr...
Arousing Claret Nibblets Trust Fund
  12/29/25
didnt that fat fuck think serena would win men's slams?
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
Probably. Even Serena has publicly said she would get beat 6...
Walnut provocative den
  12/28/25
but xo poasters w a year of training would be able to take a...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
She originally said she'd be ranked about 200th and then got...
vivacious onyx state
  12/28/25
https://talksport.com/tennis/3415632/venus-serena-williams-a...
hot indian lodge
  12/28/25
Reminder, libs still think the Williams sisters would have b...
fantasy-prone fortuitous meteor temple
  12/28/25
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4b2wrqbvHEY Professor Cole...
hot indian lodge
  12/28/25
b. Prof. Cohan
insanely creepy mustard school
  12/28/25
ben shapiro knows tennis?? what's his moniker?
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
do retired top pros get to keep playing tennis casually late...
navy charismatic casino halford
  12/28/25
i cant think of a single former top pro who plays competitiv...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
didn't McEnroe fuck w that?
fantasy-prone fortuitous meteor temple
  12/28/25
he played on the atp champions tour which is just for former...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
McEnroe said for a long time he'd beat the top women and I t...
vivacious onyx state
  12/28/25
he was surely correct. bobby riggs was 55 when he trashed ma...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
ty. fwiw, i didn’t mean that they would be out to prov...
navy charismatic casino halford
  12/28/25
even non-stars who were competitive atp pros dont do shit sh...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
There have been intermittent "senior tour" style e...
Boyish stage
  12/28/25
libs are MAF Well, That Was Dumb In today's "Battle...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
Funny that Libs call it dumb when the man wins and historic ...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
let's check out the name of the author. Every | Single | Tim...
Peach people who are hurt
  12/28/25
he's also an openly admitted buttfucking faggot and a huge v...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
yeah i remember that. every time this guy's name comes up he...
Fuchsia messiness
  12/28/25
to be fair, he's basically the only tennis reporter out ther...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/28/25
BBC running the same forcememe: What did Sabalenka and Ky...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/29/25
BBC showing tennis’s new Battle of the Sexes will just...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/29/25
Nick Kyrgios and Aryna Sabalenka’s ‘Battle of th...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/29/25
i dont get these criticisms. these people just seem salty th...
Fuchsia messiness
  12/29/25
what's not to get? it's the typical shitlib narrative. heads...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/29/25
The misogynists and incels were delighted. Tennis purists ap...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/29/25
I’m both a mysoginist and tennis purist and I’m ...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/29/25
The craziest part of this story is that Kyrgios is still ran...
Boyish stage
  12/29/25
lol. he won 1 match all year and got points for 1st round lo...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/29/25
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/dec/28/kyrgios-defeat...
hot indian lodge
  12/29/25
Of course that benefits her. Nyt noted that aussie nick &...
vivacious onyx state
  12/29/25
i just don't know how a sports writer felt zhe could get awa...
hot indian lodge
  12/29/25
tbf im sure the writer would respond that sabalenka had five...
Fuchsia messiness
  12/29/25
So she lost 5 points on faults out of 9 service games. In th...
Boyish stage
  12/29/25
there's one more aspect: the birdbrain woman psychology fact...
narrow-minded crackhouse
  12/29/25


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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia messiness

congrats Aussie Nick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544809)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

lol aussie nick got a smaller court to hit into:

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/12/28/17/105062403-15417669-image-a-20_1766941784371.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545299)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Walnut provocative den

Can't wait for dupas hot take on women's tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544817)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Boyish stage

Why is this brown 50 year old emaciated pedophile in a sports thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544836)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Walnut provocative den

Oh jfc is this another one of your covid hallucinatory meltdown days Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544844)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Boyish stage

This isn't a roast, dipshit

This isn't a safe space for groomers

We joke about spaceporn being a pedo, but you actually are one (which you posted about for like a decade)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544860)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Arousing Claret Nibblets Trust Fund

To be fair,

fulano is a faggot. Pedophilia is how they reproduce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546696)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

didnt that fat fuck think serena would win men's slams?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545118)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Walnut provocative den

Probably. Even Serena has publicly said she would get beat 6-0 6-0 6-0 in like 5-10 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545129)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

but xo poasters w a year of training would be able to take a game off federer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545164)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: vivacious onyx state

She originally said she'd be ranked about 200th and then got smoked by a guy ranked 200 and came back more humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545241)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: hot indian lodge

https://talksport.com/tennis/3415632/venus-serena-williams-australian-open-karsten-braasch-battle-sexes/

I’m forgotten tennis star who smoked during matches and beat Serena and Venus Williams back-to-back

"Braasch had also made headlines as he played the two matches after finishing a round of golf and drinking two shandies."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544885)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fortuitous meteor temple

Reminder, libs still think the Williams sisters would have been top players on the mens tour. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544897)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: hot indian lodge

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4b2wrqbvHEY

Professor Coleman from Harvard has famously denied the reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49544940)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy mustard school

b. Prof. Cohan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545171)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

ben shapiro knows tennis?? what's his moniker?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545174)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: navy charismatic casino halford

do retired top pros get to keep playing tennis casually later in life like hobbyists can? i would assume they’d simply crush the local club scene well into their 60s and on the other hand it would be demoralizing to potentially lose to the 900th ranked player or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545096)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

i cant think of a single former top pro who plays competitively on the senior amateur circuits. i dont see why they would and what they would have to prove and why they would bother.

the usta has senior's national championships for 40's, 45's, 50's, etc. i'm sure agassi and sampras and mcenroe and connors would be crushing it winning gold balls (the award for any usta natl championship) left and right if they had something to prove.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545115)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fortuitous meteor temple

didn't McEnroe fuck w that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545120)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

he played on the atp champions tour which is just for former top pros for entertainment / extra cash. he wasn't playing the usta 50's clay court national championships with a bunch of striver former college players / club pros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545160)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: vivacious onyx state

McEnroe said for a long time he'd beat the top women and I think people thought he was kidding because he was in his 50s. He wasn't kidding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545245)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

he was surely correct. bobby riggs was 55 when he trashed margaret court. he would have crushed bjk too but threw the match for $$

no reason to think mac at 55 wouldnt crush top women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545250)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: navy charismatic casino halford

ty. fwiw, i didn’t mean that they would be out to prove anything or get super competitive. i just wondered if there was an option for them to participate in casual play as a pastime. it is just odd (and kind of sad) that they’re less able to do so than some dilettante businessman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545267)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

even non-stars who were competitive atp pros dont do shit shit. i cant think of a single former american pro who strives on the usta senior circuit. i guess there's plenty of exhibitions to keep them busy. maybe they'd consider it uncouth to win some club championship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545273)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Boyish stage

There have been intermittent "senior tour" style events but they were run horribly and there was no money in it. They usually didn't even get on TV so you can't find the matches online. Nothing close to the senior PGA tour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

libs are MAF

Well, That Was Dumb

In today's "Battle of the Sexes" between Aryna Sabalenka and Nick Kyrgios, everyone was a loser.

Ben Rothenberg

Dec 28, 2025

∙ Paid

Today’s Battle of the Sexes, a hemorrhoid on the ass-end of the 2025 tennis calendar that successfully got the attention of the world’s media but failed on every sporting level and made its audiences stupider for having watched, is now over.

Let’s talk about it…for hopefully the last time.

https://www.benrothenberg.com/p/battle-of-the-sexes-aryna-sabalenka-nick-kyrgios-was-dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545972)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

Funny that Libs call it dumb when the man wins and historic when the woman wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49545993)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Peach people who are hurt

let's check out the name of the author. Every | Single | Time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546012)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

he's also an openly admitted buttfucking faggot and a huge vaxcuck who HATED xo novax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546017)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia messiness

yeah i remember that. every time this guy's name comes up he's pushing some gay and retarded shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546090)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

to be fair, he's basically the only tennis reporter out there who goes out on a limb and takes a stand on any issues and doesn't just repoast atp/wta press releases which makes him interesting.

he's sometimes on the cr side of issues. eg he went hard on tyolean dopin' doobs. also has been ranting against german "sasha" zverev getting away with rape for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546117)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

BBC running the same forcememe:

What did Sabalenka and Kyrgios' Battle of the Sexes achieve?

When murmurs began about Aryna Sabalenka facing Nick Kyrgios in an exhibition match billed as the new 'Battle of the Sexes', many wondered what it was setting out to achieve.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/articles/cqlkqxnvdweo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546723)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

BBC showing tennis’s new Battle of the Sexes will just offer up opportunity to belittle women’s sport

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/dec/06/bbc-showing-tenniss-new-battle-of-the-sexes-will-just-offer-up-opportunity-to-belittle-womens-sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546724)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

Nick Kyrgios and Aryna Sabalenka’s ‘Battle of the Sexes’ promised ‘a show’ it did not deliver

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6923238/2025/12/28/tennis-sabalenka-kyrgios-battle-sexes/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546725)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Fuchsia messiness

i dont get these criticisms. these people just seem salty that the woman lost. the match was fun, sabalenka actually looked decent despite losing. i think these critics prefer to live in their bubbles and don't want to be exposed to the reality that sex differences are real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546733)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

what's not to get? it's the typical shitlib narrative. heads we win, tails you lose. woman wins, it's a historical milestone for tennis and women's sport; woman loses, it's a stupid and what was even the point of it.

libs dont care about tennis and just want to forcememe an agenda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546737)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

The misogynists and incels were delighted. Tennis purists appalled.

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/dec/28/kyrgios-defeats-sabalenka-but-battle-of-the-sexes-veers-too-close-to-circus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546727)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

I’m both a mysoginist and tennis purist and I’m delighted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546756)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Boyish stage

The craziest part of this story is that Kyrgios is still ranked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546442)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 8:03 AM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

lol. he won 1 match all year and got points for 1st round losses in 2 other tourneys:

https://www.atptour.com/en/players/nick-kyrgios/ke17/rankings-breakdown?matchType=sgl&rankType=roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49546677)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: hot indian lodge

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/dec/28/kyrgios-defeats-sabalenka-but-battle-of-the-sexes-veers-too-close-to-circus

"Nick Kyrgios won tennis’s latest Battle of the Sexes against Aryna Sabalenka in a dispiriting contest in Dubai that veered uneasily between exhibition, gimmick and outright circus.

The Australian, who has won only one competitive singles match since the end of 2022 and has slipped to 671 in the world rankings, was sweating heavily and breathing hard as early as the fifth game of the match. Yet to no one’s great surprise, the extreme power of his serve, combined with the spin and velocity of his groundstrokes, proved too much for the women’s No 1 player.

“It was a really tough match,” the 30-year-old Kyrgios insisted after his 6-3, 6-3 victory. “ I didn’t know what to expect. She broke my serve numerous times and honestly she was hitting some amazing shots. She is a hell of a competitor. It could have gone either way.”

Not many saw it that way. For while the modified rules of this contest meant that Sabalenka’s side of the court was 9% smaller, that advantage was nullified by both players also being limited to one serve, a change that significantly favoured Kyrgios. Almost every time the Australian fizzed down one of his howitzers, Sabalenka was left scrambling on the baseline. And while she hit plenty of winners, and often moved better than her opponent, there was always a sense that Kyrgios could step up whenever he wanted."

====

wouldn't a one serve rule massively benefit her? with two serves he could bomb his first serve.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49547936)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:36 PM
Author: vivacious onyx state

Of course that benefits her.

Nyt noted that aussie nick "junkballed" his way through the match ie took it easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49547966)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: hot indian lodge

i just don't know how a sports writer felt zhe could get away with "that advantage was nullified by both players also being limited to one serve, a change that significantly favoured Kyrgios."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49547999)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Fuchsia messiness

tbf im sure the writer would respond that sabalenka had five faults and aussie nick only had one, so it ended up "favoring" him statistically, but you're ultimately right, if they had two serves she would have been toast on his all out first serve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49548267)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Boyish stage

So she lost 5 points on faults out of 9 service games. In those same 9 games she also had to defend 15 break points lol.

I wish they gave her 2 serves and 1 to him. Would've made 0 difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49548724)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded crackhouse

there's one more aspect: the birdbrain woman psychology factor. women are much worse under pressure than men. one serve could severely hurt the woman much worse than men. but the other factors mentioned itt favoring her for one serve still trump this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814790&forum_id=2#49548793)