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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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yellow swashbuckling selfie
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Impressive Pearl Chapel
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Impressive Pearl Chapel
  05/01/26
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embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
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Poppy kitty brunch
  04/29/26
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yellow swashbuckling selfie
  04/29/26
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embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
laughsome cyan orchestra pit
  04/29/26
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Avocado indirect expression ladyboy
  04/29/26
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embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
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awkward university
  04/30/26
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Boyish cream foreskin coffee pot
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Boyish cream foreskin coffee pot
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Avocado indirect expression ladyboy
  05/02/26
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embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
laughsome cyan orchestra pit
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  04/29/26
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embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  04/29/26
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claret confused national volcanic crater
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Crimson geriatric persian shitlib
  04/29/26
180!
Avocado indirect expression ladyboy
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Poppy kitty brunch
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Sapphire Hideous Set
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
aromatic nubile gunner public bath
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
aromatic nubile gunner public bath
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
galvanic striped hyena station
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
aromatic nubile gunner public bath
  05/01/26
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embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
galvanic striped hyena station
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
aromatic nubile gunner public bath
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
180
claret confused national volcanic crater
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Poppy kitty brunch
  05/01/26
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clear deranged faggot firefighter sanctuary
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
angry casino fanboi
  04/30/26
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angry casino fanboi
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Filthy bronze bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
aromatic nubile gunner public bath
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  05/01/26
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embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
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aromatic nubile gunner public bath
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embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Milky digit ratio
  05/01/26
Shalom.
embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
congrats!
Boyish cream foreskin coffee pot
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
claret confused national volcanic crater
  05/01/26
180
embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
yellow swashbuckling selfie
  05/01/26
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embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Milky digit ratio
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag
  05/01/26
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Avocado indirect expression ladyboy
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Impressive Pearl Chapel

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Impressive Pearl Chapel

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Poppy kitty brunch



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: laughsome cyan orchestra pit

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Avocado indirect expression ladyboy



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: awkward university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Boyish cream foreskin coffee pot



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Boyish cream foreskin coffee pot

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Avocado indirect expression ladyboy

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: laughsome cyan orchestra pit

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: claret confused national volcanic crater



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Crimson geriatric persian shitlib



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Avocado indirect expression ladyboy

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Poppy kitty brunch

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Sapphire Hideous Set

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: aromatic nubile gunner public bath

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: aromatic nubile gunner public bath

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: galvanic striped hyena station

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: aromatic nubile gunner public bath

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: galvanic striped hyena station

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: aromatic nubile gunner public bath

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: claret confused national volcanic crater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Poppy kitty brunch

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: clear deranged faggot firefighter sanctuary



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: angry casino fanboi

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: angry casino fanboi



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Filthy bronze bawdyhouse

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: aromatic nubile gunner public bath

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: aromatic nubile gunner public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Milky digit ratio

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Boyish cream foreskin coffee pot

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: claret confused national volcanic crater

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: yellow swashbuckling selfie

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Milky digit ratio

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone high-end messiness nowag

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Avocado indirect expression ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2#49860163)