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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Very tactful mewling field
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
appetizing up-to-no-good legal warrant coffee pot
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
supple psychic principal's office
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Metal Senate People Who Are Hurt
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Razzle Plaza
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
magenta soul-stirring haunted graveyard genital piercing
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
aquamarine greedy filthpig range
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
carmine talking doctorate
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Orange Concupiscible Goal In Life
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
lilac histrionic nowag
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
lime adventurous faggotry point
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
spectacular chest-beating box office
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
lavender hunting ground
  06/30/25
cr
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Orange Concupiscible Goal In Life
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
razzmatazz violent hell
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
lime adventurous faggotry point
  06/30/25
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confused ungodly half-breed milk
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
lavender hunting ground
  06/30/25
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Duck-like Contagious Stock Car Pervert
  07/01/25
*bussy
flickering nibblets
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
magenta soul-stirring haunted graveyard genital piercing
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
fragrant athletic conference national
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Swashbuckling reading party
  06/30/25
fuck
Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
fragrant athletic conference national
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Very tactful mewling field
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
razzmatazz violent hell
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
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Crawly church goyim
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
racy brindle crotch
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
dead fighting sound barrier
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
trip space black woman
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
dead fighting sound barrier
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
confused ungodly half-breed milk
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
dead fighting sound barrier
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
High-end set dopamine
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Aromatic pontificating son of senegal indian lodge
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
transparent glittery friendly grandma messiness
  06/30/25
tcr
confused ungodly half-breed milk
  07/01/25
just jump
twinkling liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
...
Scarlet volcanic crater native
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Hyperventilating Telephone Windowlicker
  06/30/25
wow
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Chrome parlor
  06/30/25
JFC man
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
carmine talking doctorate
  06/30/25
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twinkling liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
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Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin
  06/30/25
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lime adventurous faggotry point
  06/30/25
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Bright Impressive Public Bath
  06/30/25
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odious pink piazza
  06/30/25
...
Aromatic pontificating son of senegal indian lodge
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
transparent glittery friendly grandma messiness
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
racy brindle crotch
  06/30/25
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Ultramarine stag film
  07/01/25
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Duck-like Contagious Stock Car Pervert
  07/01/25
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bateful twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Mischievous Ticket Booth
  07/01/25
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disrespectful stead kitty cat
  07/01/25
...
supple psychic principal's office
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Razzle Plaza
  06/30/25
bro
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
...
transparent glittery friendly grandma messiness
  06/30/25
lol
confused ungodly half-breed milk
  07/01/25
...
underhanded home
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
indigo hyperactive toaster
  06/30/25
jfc
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Orange Concupiscible Goal In Life
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Bright Impressive Public Bath
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
odious pink piazza
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
confused ungodly half-breed milk
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
indigo hyperactive toaster
  07/01/25
...
trip space black woman
  07/01/25
...
odious pink piazza
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
disrespectful stead kitty cat
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Startled Cruel-hearted Indirect Expression Circlehead
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
razzmatazz violent hell
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
ivory motley shrine
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin
  06/30/25
...
ivory motley shrine
  07/01/25
...
Jet wonderful prole
  07/01/25
lol
confused ungodly half-breed milk
  07/01/25
...
twinkling liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Deep Dilemma Turdskin
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
opaque excitant tanning salon
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
sinister crackhouse mother
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
mahogany mind-boggling ape
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Offensive kitchen alpha
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Jet wonderful prole
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Marvelous library
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
ivory motley shrine
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
confused ungodly half-breed milk
  07/01/25
...
ivory motley shrine
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Duck-like Contagious Stock Car Pervert
  07/01/25
😟
Bat shit crazy cream sanctuary
  07/01/25
...
Sooty Cowardly Jew
  07/01/25
holy shit
ivory motley shrine
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Jet wonderful prole
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Naked galvanic locus
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
disrespectful stead kitty cat
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
magenta soul-stirring haunted graveyard genital piercing
  07/01/25
...
ivory motley shrine
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
disrespectful stead kitty cat
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
disrespectful stead kitty cat
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Hyperventilating Telephone Windowlicker
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
magenta soul-stirring haunted graveyard genital piercing
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
ivory motley shrine
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
brass multi-billionaire
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Duck-like Contagious Stock Car Pervert
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Diverse sapphire macaca chad
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
ivory motley shrine
  07/06/25
...
Hyperventilating Telephone Windowlicker
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
french step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
...
odious pink piazza
  07/06/25
lol
confused ungodly half-breed milk
  07/07/25
wow
ivory motley shrine
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Very tactful mewling field

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: appetizing up-to-no-good legal warrant coffee pot

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: supple psychic principal's office

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Metal Senate People Who Are Hurt

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Razzle Plaza

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring haunted graveyard genital piercing

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: aquamarine greedy filthpig range

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: carmine talking doctorate

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Orange Concupiscible Goal In Life

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: lilac histrionic nowag

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lime adventurous faggotry point

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: spectacular chest-beating box office

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: lavender hunting ground

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Orange Concupiscible Goal In Life

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz violent hell

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: lime adventurous faggotry point

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: confused ungodly half-breed milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: lavender hunting ground

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Duck-like Contagious Stock Car Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: flickering nibblets

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring haunted graveyard genital piercing

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fragrant athletic conference national

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling reading party

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: fragrant athletic conference national

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Very tactful mewling field

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz violent hell

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Crawly church goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: racy brindle crotch

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: dead fighting sound barrier

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: trip space black woman

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: dead fighting sound barrier

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: confused ungodly half-breed milk

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: dead fighting sound barrier

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: High-end set dopamine

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Aromatic pontificating son of senegal indian lodge

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: transparent glittery friendly grandma messiness

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: confused ungodly half-breed milk

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: twinkling liquid oxygen

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Scarlet volcanic crater native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Telephone Windowlicker

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Chrome parlor

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: carmine talking doctorate

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: twinkling liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: lime adventurous faggotry point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Bright Impressive Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: odious pink piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Aromatic pontificating son of senegal indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: transparent glittery friendly grandma messiness

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: racy brindle crotch

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Ultramarine stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Duck-like Contagious Stock Car Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bateful twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Mischievous Ticket Booth

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: disrespectful stead kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: supple psychic principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Razzle Plaza

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: transparent glittery friendly grandma messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: confused ungodly half-breed milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: underhanded home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: indigo hyperactive toaster

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Orange Concupiscible Goal In Life

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Bright Impressive Public Bath

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: odious pink piazza

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: confused ungodly half-breed milk

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: indigo hyperactive toaster

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: trip space black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: odious pink piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: disrespectful stead kitty cat

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Startled Cruel-hearted Indirect Expression Circlehead

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz violent hell

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Yellow Comical Trailer Park Cumskin

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: ivory motley shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Jet wonderful prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: confused ungodly half-breed milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: twinkling liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Deep Dilemma Turdskin

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: opaque excitant tanning salon

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: sinister crackhouse mother

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: mahogany mind-boggling ape

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Offensive kitchen alpha

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Jet wonderful prole

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Marvelous library

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: ivory motley shrine

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: confused ungodly half-breed milk

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: ivory motley shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Duck-like Contagious Stock Car Pervert

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy cream sanctuary

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Sooty Cowardly Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Jet wonderful prole

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Naked galvanic locus

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: disrespectful stead kitty cat

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: magenta soul-stirring haunted graveyard genital piercing

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: ivory motley shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: disrespectful stead kitty cat

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: disrespectful stead kitty cat

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Telephone Windowlicker

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: magenta soul-stirring haunted graveyard genital piercing

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: brass multi-billionaire

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Duck-like Contagious Stock Car Pervert

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Diverse sapphire macaca chad

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Telephone Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: french step-uncle's house

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: odious pink piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: confused ungodly half-breed milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: ivory motley shrine

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)