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Retired SA Poaster with an Update for the GREAT Boart
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:37 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison Well brothers, its been a while since any updates and I'm bored and have a night off from dating so figured I'd update my FRIENDS on the great boart. I became bf/gf with the last girl i poasted who everyone was saying to wife up. Things were going excellent for 2 months but apparently she's a fearful avoidant and 1 day she was telling me how excited she was for INSERT LONG TERM PLANS to breaking up 24 hrs later.
It kinda threw me for a loop and i stopped dating for 3 months till i moved back to the intermountain west. Went snowboarding, was feeling good, went to the hot tub drank a couple beers and fired up HINGE and for once put a modicum of effort into it in terms of opening lines and just started mass spamming any chick who was decently hot. Prior to that point i had dabble since the break up but only swiping which yielded zero results and the quality got progressively worst till i deleted it.
So this time around i started putting witty one liners and updated my main profile pic. Within 12 hrs i had like 8 matches, within 24 i had 15. Now I'm a little over a week out and have over 30 active and that's after a number have been culled. Here are the existing front runners... Unfortunately i had to cut out faces because its inappropriate to even post their pics at all when they're just looking for love and many of them are mainly their faces, but all of them are minimum 8/10 faces, some very close to model quality. I'm not into the RSF types normally although they are hot as shit also. I just prefer the down to earth outdoorsy chicks.
Thus far i've continued with my 100% first date to second date ratio. Meaning any girl I can get to go on a first date with me im always able to get 2nd, 3rd, 4th date. Since the one chick on SA who rejected me with the super autistic kid and issues i've had zero rejections.
To be clear I haven't returned to SA since the initial 3 mo post divorce period and all chicks have been organic dating apps and the quality has actually been significantly better at this point. The algo is very real and now that my roster is completely full im just getting flooded with super hot chicks and the matches are continuing to get better and better. It's no wonder everyone is single in modern america. This shit is deeply unhealthy and actively discourages LTRs.
36, doesn't want kids, good job, 2 dogs.
28, doesn't care re: kids, active, same hobbies, puppy dog love towards me, decent job (RN).
25 - my literally divorce attorney's associate. She has a bf but we started flirting anyway, the divorce has since been finalized and the flirting has ramped up aggressively. She told me she just wanted to get engaged in front of the eiffel tower but her bf was taking too long and i said perfect lets go to vegas. Several texts later she admitted we were crossing a line from healthy banter, but then said she liked it and proposed meeting for drinks tuesday. She's smoking hot.
34 yr old business owner, lives close to me in so cal, getting drinks this week
34 yr old, intermountain west, works in tech whatever that means, is active and hot, we are getting drinks next week.
These are the front runners, there's 26 more behind them all of whom are pretty fucking hot. It's a fucking gold mine out there if you aren't an autistic incel shut in apparently. If I had known these would be my options during my marriage i would have ended it years and years ago.
For reference my bio contains nothing indicating im successful beyond being a lolyer and me splitting time between socal and the intermountain west. The rest of it is me talking about how i like being active, trail running, mtbing, snowboarding.
Note - I have less time lately so i won't really be updating and if links go dead so be it. And apologies in advance for using imgur but none of these are nudes so figured that was easiest. Figured my bros would appreciate regardless. |
Date: January 19th, 2026 12:40 AM Author: Flushed Insecure Address op = ASIAN LOSER
STFU you hooker fucking freak |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:45 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison nice to see you nyuug. Can confirm I'm 100% white but certainly not some tan nordic stud. Thing decently tall irish bro (6'1") who is skinny. I hope you get help for your mental illness brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600279) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Flushed Insecure Address only asian men fuck SA hookers bro, dont pretend to be white to avoid the CRIPPLING SHAME OF NOWAG <><><> (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600281) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:43 AM Author: Infuriating Exciting Parlour not only. but it's like 4% americans compared to 65% koreans LOLLERCAUSTERING @ superior gook culture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600338) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:52 AM Author: Flushed Insecure Address op is an ASIAN LOSER for sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600349) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Infuriating Exciting Parlour hun, you desperately NEED this app:
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824074&mc=9&forum_id=2 |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:43 AM Author: Infuriating Exciting Parlour most likely given the prostitution stats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600337) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:41 AM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge damn these chicks are way hotter than the last round you posted
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:44 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison the algo is real brother. I'm continuously failing upwards. It's equally bizarre to me. I'm not even great looking. I'm 40, in moderately decent shape but if anything am TOO THIN because i legit have to pay attention to what i eat just to keep weight on. I'm active and good at banter so that helps.
The most shocking was the divorce attorney cause if i was bitching at anyone during that process it was her. And generally it was like why the fuck am i having to answer this again when i already gave you guys the answers. But we built rapport quickly and then it just got more and more flirtatious. I've actively flirted with her on the group text with her boss and her boss (my female friend) just puts lol so she's clearly aware it's happening. |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 5:34 PM Author: Brilliant Vigorous Party Of The First Part Shrine I fucked my realtor once. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49604506) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:27 PM Author: Translucent brunch 180 - great content and good luck! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601655) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:52 PM Author: Big irate principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601697) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 11:35 AM Author: supple dysfunction step-uncle's house Not enough tats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49603441) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:50 AM Author: ruby comical mediation internal respiration 95% of men just rot in front of their computers and it's likely very obvious on their profile. they may be gymcelling as well which should be bare minimum like taking a shit, but you having a ski pad and a bunch of exciting "thing doing" is gold in today's market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600288) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:53 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison Yeah but my profile isn’t even great. I have like a selfie of me trail running, a photo of me doing a pow slash on a snowboard and then a couple casual photos drinking a beer or whatever. Some of which are 5+ yrs old but granted I look the exact same and really haven’t aged much for whatever reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600292) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:03 AM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car Subjectively and I'm really not trying to rain on your parade but subjectively I find all these women hideous inside and out. I did think your horticulture gf or whatever she did was attractive. Just the mere thought of a mid 30s single RN I find repulsive. Like why aren't they married? Is the goal to plow through chicks or find a wife? Kinda sad at your age for a man to date for fun. You should find something meaningful and settle down. I am sorry this poast is depressing I do like you as a poaster. These are my genuine feelings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600297) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:07 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison No worries bro. I think woman are just corrupted by modern society and no longer settle down till their 30+. Whether this is good or bad is a matter of debate I guess. The one good thing is most have done therapy and are much less reactive/crazy then their 20 yr old counterparts and the ones who are still in great shape by their early to mid 30s generally remain so. So all in all I’m not mad about it.
My wife was a fucking nightmare by contrast and I met her organically in her early 20s…
I’m a relationshipmo so I date in spurts till I find one who is really hot with their shit seemingly together and settle down. Them having careers can be nice because it filters out the ones using me for my money |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:12 AM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car These are all good points. I feel like all the really good 20 somethings get married young and are taken. I'm trying to find one who is cheerful and shares my values. It's not easy. I know what you mean by 20 somethings being loopy. But you just gotta find a good one imo. The 30 something thing is just horrifying like. I just don't know why they didn't meet somebody before. It took all this time for what? To be a turbo shrew? What were they spending their time on? I'm afraid that once they've had too much dick they'll always view you as replaceable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600307) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:19 AM Author: ruby comical mediation internal respiration your intuition is 100% correct and it's over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600314) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:20 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison I think the great borts emphasis on early 20 organic gfs is pretty insane and all my single bros in their late 30s/early 40s generally agree.
I can only speak for myself but I had no fucking clue who I was at 20-25. I was filled with insecurities, anger/spite, emotionally unavailable and not really in touch with what I wanted out of life except make money and be successful. I’m a much fuller and happier person now at 40 and have a good handle on what I want out of life and a relationship hence where I’m at now.
The thing I look for is whether they had 1-2 long term (greater than 3 yr) relationships that didn’t work out for whatever reason and what they learned. That says more to me than anything. Women that have never been in a LTR that long have issues and should be avoided. But plenty of ppl get into semi unhealthy relationships in their early to mid 20s because they’re repeating familiar unhealthy patterns or haven’t really figured themselves out and then those don’t work out long term and rather than just getting married and being stuck in a forced unhealthy unhappy marriage they get out.
If they learned from it that’s far healthier than just going along and getting married just because. And honestly most of my friends who were married to organic gfs in their mid 20s are unhappy. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:47 AM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car Women aren't round characters like men are. Their job is to be cute and form babby and then their job is to be a mom. They're not supposed to discover anything. They're not Marie Curie. They're not going to become a world renowned scientist. Their job is to be hot and make you want to fuck another baby into them. And the rest of the time the best thing they can be is pleasant and their biggest dream in life should be to make you happy.
I was with an organic 20s gf (23 when we met) for 4 years and we broke up when she discovered that what really meant everything to her in the world was travel shrew and that I had failed to make that a core part of my life was to fulfill her dreams. Imagine what else 30 something women are 'discovering' about themselves. They're not going to discover their deep desire to be trad.
Billy Corgan met a 19 year old AZNwoman when he was in his 50s and they fucked and made 3 kids. I wonder what her lifestyle and dreams is. Probably for her spend all of Billy's money on stupid shit. And for him all he wants is for her to be hot still and a good mom. This relationship shit isn't brain science. What can 30 something woman offer like oh gee thus don't go out clubbing til 4am and they read the New Yorker so you have some dumb shit to talk about?
I'm not saying marry a dumdum but start from hot and is nice to you and your shared goals should be forming babby not whether she has the correct taste in upholstery and knows which hotels to stay at.
You only didn't know who you were at 25 because you hadn't built a successful business yet. Men are lost until they obtain lots of resources. Women are born with a massive amount of stored value that slowly degrades. They don't 'get better'. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car This is a great rant and someone should respond to it anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600859) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: boyish hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601984) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:43 PM Author: wonderful milk 67 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606238) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:29 PM Author: Plum hell messiness No it isn’t, you’re pretty retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606391) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:34 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car who the fuck are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606405) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account your thoughts, experiences, and strategies are so in line with me it's a bit scary. at least on xo where most a predominantly sexless misanthropes this just want to spread their misery to others. irl i think most desirable men have the similar thoughts and experiences as us. i love how the reactions here have progressed from "flame" to "you're gonna get scammed" to "grrr women grr" with you.
i'm not a chad by any means but i'm Tall, outgoing, active and somewhat successful and it's amazing how dating has gotten easier and easier as i get older. good girls get snapped up quick and ime if they weren't snapped up by their college bf they tend to look for a guy who is more mature and established, which usually means like a 10 year age gap, making 35-45 the perfect time for a guy to snap up a quality chick aged 25-35. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:01 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Yeah it’s pretty funny how mad all my bros on here get. I don’t really get it… I’m just creating content for my bros, certainly not looking for input on how I live my life but regardless bros get mad.
My irl bros, most of whom are married with kids are absolutely thrilled I’m single and living vicariously and loving the content lol.
But that’s cause they’re real bros and xo is basically a rubber room for the mentally ill. Regardless I hope even the incel rage bait posters get some entertainment out of my posts even if it’s to tell me I’m evil as we’re all FRIENDS here. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:04 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car I rly don't care what you do but if you're white and don't have kids you're giving up the game to the Jews. Even Bari Weiss has kids and she's a phony lesbian who would kill everyone you love to protect Israel. Never forget (they won't). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601851) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Pretty sure it’s going that way regardless and I won’t be around to worry about it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601854) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car (not a blood and soil Hitlerian) 😤 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601859) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 7:13 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account people that are bitter and convinced that everything sucks, it's impossible to get pussy (but also all women are whores these days?), etc. get really, really pissy when they witness evidence that cuts against that. also plain ole' sour grapes. i'm sure your irl bros are also doing fine so they don't react with bitter jealousy. when i was dating a bunch i wouldn't share stories, photos, etc. with my more loserish friends because it always came across as rubbing it in their face. kinda like how if you have poorer friends you're not gonna talk about expensive purchases and lifestyle stuff around them as much.
subjective criticisms about lifestyle choices are valid i guess, but i disagree. fucking and sucking later in life is soulless but you seem to actually be looking for a LTR and if you want to catch a fish you have to go fishing. as far as the children thing that's different strokes for different folks.
anyway glad to hear you're still killing it. imo you're spot on with the strongly valuing women who have been in mostly LTRs if you're looking for one yourself. i've also run into the anxious attachment shit where things are 180 and all of a sudden they get flighty for no reason. by the time a chick is 30 or even 25 if they haven't had some serious LTRs they are either damaged and choosing shitty men (and will dump you for not being a POS) or they have some other attachment issue. it sucks if you're looking for a partner for life, but the silver lining is we age like wine and they age like milk -- every time you have to step up to the plate again it's even easier! |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car Mostly cr but my great grandfather married a 19 year old when he was 38. Why limit yourself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601844) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:08 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison lol cr. I don’t, I mean I’ll date down to 24/25 but thus far they’ve been universally semi intolerable after a few weeks. Just zero commonality. The sex can be fun although honestly late 20s, early 30s chicks are generally better in bed and clearly I’m a sexual deviant from my prior posting so the exciting sex is important.
But we’re all entitled to like different things fortunately! |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 7:17 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account for better or for worse women are liberated today. your grandpa probably had tons of options whereas today a trad chick at 19 is gonna marry someone closer to her own age and the remaining ones in it for a 20+ y/o dude is gonna be the SA type chicks he's moved post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602159) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 7:18 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car Hold my beer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602163) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:49 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge irl desirable man tp here. i will never bow to "predominantly sexless misanthropes." i will never "validate your psychological baggage" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606265) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:37 PM Author: racy hot meetinghouse pozpig I agree women are retarded and they do calm down in their 30s. They especially start respecting men who let them know they are making more money than them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602544) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:07 AM Author: Navy heaven gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600301) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:09 AM Author: Navy heaven gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600303) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:11 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison I’m 40 and have dated plenty of mid to late 20 yr olds and have very little in common with them plus none of them have themselves or their lives figured out imo.
All a matter of preference I guess brother but I prefer the 30-35 yr old contingent for actual relationships flawed as they may be |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:16 AM Author: Navy heaven gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600312) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:22 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison I mean I was married for 10 in a relationship for 15. Was pretty deeply unhappy. I don’t think of myself as flawed, rather the earlier version of me was. I’m pretty happy with my dating life currently and the relationships I have had since that time, albeit short, have been much more fulfilling and mutually supportive than my marriage ever was (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600318) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:22 AM Author: Navy heaven gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600319) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:25 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison Reading comprehension fail bro. 15 year relationship, 10 of which were married. My ex nearly died which precluded us from having kids naturally and I feel pretty fortunate it worked out that way cause our relationship wasn’t healthy before or after the event. The event did however keep me in it longer than I otherwise would have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600321) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:28 AM Author: Navy heaven gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600324) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:30 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison I mean we were told after the event that if she got pregnant she would die but sure thing friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600326) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:36 AM Author: Navy heaven gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600329) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:40 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison Correct we didn’t get married till after 5 years brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600334) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 2:25 AM Author: Navy heaven gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600363) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:53 PM Author: Big irate principal's office all cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601699) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:26 AM Author: Irradiated mental disorder pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600323) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:42 AM Author: Infuriating Exciting Parlour women over 25 shouldnt be on SA -- unless they're open to dating 60+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600336) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:44 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison None of these women are on SA brother. I completely retired from that after 3/4 months. All hinge pretty much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600339) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:32 AM Author: spectacular rose orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap I see less ability to have "shared values" as a rich 40yo without kids. At least spending the last 15 years with a girl means we had the shared experience of working really hard, making decisions before being rich, etc. But if I were single now and still didn't want kids, Idk it seems like I'd just care about a chick who will suck me off enthusiastically and will only spend 1/4 of my money not all of my money. Maybe one who I could take to work events/family type stuff and she wouldn't be too whoreish. Actually im gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600617) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:36 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison That’s certainly a cr perspective for many people brother and I find no fault with it. I kinda like to do shit with my significant other but I’m probably in the minority of rich men. I’m pretty active/outdoorsy and think it’s fun to have someone that also likes the same and looks hot along the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600626) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:43 AM Author: Navy heaven gay wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600639) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:01 AM Author: cerebral cumskin This seems CR to me as well, but I suspect it’s just because we’re both still married and would see a big part of the utility of not being married as opportunity to fuck as much or as well or as widely (depending on one’s preferences) as we wish we could but obvs can’t as married 40s dudes. I imagine within 24 months post-divorce my desire would start to shift to finding someone I’d actually want to grow old with. And as annoying and disappointing as my wife can be she is probably no worse than a B+ candidate for this role even aside from all our shared history. Once you layer kids and shared friends and various other co-minglings it quickly becomes a choice between accepting her limitations and blowing it all up to take the chance that you might find something better while you almost certainly hurt a bunch of people who either you genuinely care about/care about you or don’t but they are looking for an excuse to demonize you to the people you do care about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600679) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:25 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison I had similar feelings while I was married... i.e. that I'd just want to fuck new chicks endlessly forever. After about 6 months of that a relationship with a super hot chick who was cool to hang out with seemed more cr.
I think you're right, if your relationship with your wife is decent and otherwise healthy there's no reason to blow it up. If your wife is as toxic as mine was, blowing it up was the best thing I could have done despite the large economic cost. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: cerebral cumskin Yeah “toxic” is literally the word birdbrains use to make excuses for their most evil acts, but in the case of a barren woman (at least for any guy who hasn’t completely ruled out becoming a father), especially if she is also abusive and a substantial and permanent net taker/detriment in the relationship it’s an easy call. It’s been XO CW for well over a decade now, but kids are the critical inflection point. Past kids your real decision is: does this person pose a substantial and direct threat to my physical health and well being ie my ability to provide (and therefore to my kids) and/or a direct threat to my kids physical health and basic well being. Being at risk of losing half your stuff if she gets bored and annoyed at you and decides she wants to spend more time fucking her personal trainer is just the shitty reality of divorce law in the U.S. for the past 50 years.
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:55 PM Author: boyish hunting ground “Maybe one who I could take to work events/family type stuff and she wouldn't be too whoreish. Actually im gay”
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:49 AM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza You absolutely can’t “date” you divorce attorney’s assistant but you should definitely try to fuck her and cum on those huge cans
First and last are the cutest ones for actual dating imo |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:04 AM Author: cerebral cumskin I wouldn’t call them huge but they appear to exceed min requirements. She seems like by far the hottest, but that may just be because she’s the only one with a bikini pic and she’s a decade younger than most of the other options. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600686) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:54 PM Author: Big irate principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601701) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:26 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison To be clear, she was my divorce attorney's ASSOCIATE. She was a lawyer on my divorce team. Yesterday she wrote "now that its finalized I don't think there's any PR issues any more!"
So its pretty clear she knows exactly what she's doing. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza Yeah man I don’t make the rules. Seems like this nubile blonde pussy is a perk the firm wants you to enjoy now that you’re divorced, kind of like how a realtor sends champagne after the house closes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601120) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:51 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison agreed. I'm on a group chat with her boss (owner of firm) and her and was actively hitting on her/flirting with her on the group chat and the boss just put LOL. Boss asked how the intermountain west was going, I said great already dating this chick (inserted a photo), the associate commented. I said "obviously this is just to make you jealous" which she exclamation pointed. Boss just put "LOL!!!"
So everyone knows exactly what's going on. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:01 PM Author: Charcoal Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602615) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: sickened ladyboy keepsake machete The intermountain west! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600723) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:14 AM Author: talented costumed corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600849) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49600861) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: impressive fighting theater stage selfie lot of syllables to say park city (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601853) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Motley filthpig Get these bitches pregnant. We need more WHITE BABIES (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601143) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:43 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Sorry my brother in christ... Kids would probably fuck up my current life which is pretty chill, dating and fucking hot 30 yr olds, traveling between socal and the intermountain west and snowboarding, trail running, mtbing whenever the fuck i feel like it. I make plenty of money to support my lifestyle and don't need to worry about setting up a future for children. Plus I'm pretty sure the US is in rapid decline anyway and it's not looking promising so better to not bring in more kids into this cesspool of a world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601354) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:46 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car It's so wrong what you're doing to these 30 year olds. Their whole lives are wasted because they never became mothers or got married. And now with what little time they have left you are squeezing them of their last drop of value? Why would you do that to them? Some day they will be 40+ and single and childless and you will barely remember them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601360) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:50 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison brother, im only seriously dating women who are NOT interested in having children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601376) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car They should honestly be locked in a convent. Single white women are the death of society. Lock them up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601388) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison I'd say there's a lot more going on that is the death of society... i.e. private equity, rampant capitalism fucking over every societal fabric we have, lack of any cohesive functioning government, AI, etc etc. But sure, women who are just having dogs, skiing, getting outside and grabbing drinks and fucking me are the problem. But to each their own I guess, my life works for me until I die and I've got nothing to worry about after that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601403) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car Yeah living for yourself childless is exactly what the Jews and globalists want you to do, and want for these women. It's no surprise they vote liberal and you even expressed anti-natalist values ITT. No surprise you want to live in decadence and consoom as much as possible. Without children you have no reason to care for the future. You're letting the Jews win you are the problem. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601456) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: sickened ladyboy keepsake machete Usually some mtbing! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601628) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:57 PM Author: Motley filthpig You a socialist, bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601706) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 4:55 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Not really but I don’t think there’s any dispute that private equity is destroying everything that is good, and wealth getting more and more concentrated to the same 5-10 mega billionaires is a net benefit to society. Every aspect of it is getting worse and worse and AI is only exacerbating this trend. Already with google it’s completely impossible to get any human being on the phone even when you own a biz and are paying them 10s of thousands per month.
(I do understand i prob have a dedicated account rep if i was spending millions per month but my point remains) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:58 PM Author: sticky dingle berry church building It's really nuts. Few people understand the depths of the problem w.r.t. private equity (even among people on this boart.)
The google thing is egregious. There is an entire cottage industry of IT services companies that "manage" google services on behalf of SMBs because of this. Many of these companies are owned by private equity. You can't make this bullshit up. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:45 PM Author: Buck-toothed filthy institution What kind of mountain bikes are in your fleet?
Also, 180 choices. All substantially above “meets or exceeds.” Find the one who’s the best balance of chill and good in bed and slide and let do. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Got a yt jeffsy core3 carbon fiber.
A nitro quiver basher snowboard and union falcor bindings for any my snowboard bros.
I also surf a lot in so cal and have a quiver of 4 new boards. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 4:58 PM Author: Buck-toothed filthy institution Sweet! YT’s had some great deals during the post-pandemic bikepocalypse
No ebike in the fleet? |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:02 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Not yet, I live close to a lift access bike park and have a season pass in the summer.
If I mtb’d in so cal I would def get an e-bike but usually surfing here |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 6:44 PM Author: Buck-toothed filthy institution Riding park regularly on a burly trail bike is pretty metal! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602078) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 6:46 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison I’m not good at doing anything chill. I have to get really good at whatever I do…. It’s a character defect for sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602092) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 1:26 PM Author: Buck-toothed filthy institution Flow trail or tech?
I’ve got two big MTB flexes. One is riding Snowshoe laps with Missy Giove. The other is riding Drop the Hammer in Bentonville (exactly once, I don’t need that much risk in my vacation riding when there are days more riding to do). |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison They’ve got it all. Flow, tech, big jumps, small jumps, etc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49604272) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:57 PM Author: Pearly startling dog poop police squad there was speculation that this poster was CSLG but no it's some other guy who just got divorced? ps they're all pretty, you have fine taste |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 6:21 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Yeah cslg is actually an irl bro of mine, his divorce started after mine. Fortunately mine is all wrapped up now and I survived financially. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602038) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:32 PM Author: Pearly startling dog poop police squad happy to hear it brother. hope you find what you're looking for (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602530) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: mauve pontificating lodge Might be a memory fail or failure to read all of this thread, but I thought OP was cut and couldn't preggo.
Also, and I remember this part, the guy was like what 39 at the time and had been with same woman for 15 yrs before divorce (maybe he had sidepieces during this time IDK) but what I do remember is that the MF was rawdogging SA whores who were actually top tier as far as slutty fine, but the motherfucker was not catching nuts for 30-45 minutes with new rawdog pussy at late 30's.
Nigga why even bother? |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 6:19 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison That was me brother. I’m a sexual deviant and enjoy sport fucking for 45 mins - 1 hr. We all have our preferences. My last gf was a hidden deviant (she looked like a hot blonde with her shit together) and I could make her cum repeatedly and she absolutely loved getting fucked and fucked hard so we would do that for like an hr each night then fall asleep a sweaty mess. It was a great time for all involved.
And yes I am snipped |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Mildly autistic hall senior associate poaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49601989) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 3:55 AM Author: Black big-titted theatre partner More than that here. This type of content SCREAMS partnership material (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49603001) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 1:38 PM Author: boyish hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49603752) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 1:39 PM Author: boyish hunting ground tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49603757) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 6:41 PM Author: Crawly sneaky criminal home I don't like any of them. Each is kind of mediocre in her own way. The divorce associate has a good body but in the front pic I can tell she has a giant jaw. These are 6 - 6.5 girls that you have tricked yourself into thinking are hotter. Severe lack of tits on most of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602064) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 6:45 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Fortunately brother I’m not a tit man. My ex had great tits and I never cared much for them. Much prefer a very thin, tight ass.
But I agree that for those of us brothers who love big tits, these would not be cr. |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 7:25 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account good lord we even have the same preference in women. i'm a tit man but i strongly prefer perky bs + thin tight ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602170) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Same bro. Those of us in the know, know. Good tits hey saggy as shit with age as do their dumpy asses. Thin hot chicks in their 30s stay thin and hot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602321) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 12:57 AM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602927) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 8:19 AM Author: Crawly sneaky criminal home I don't need huge tits but these are mostly below minimum baseline. I went back and looked at all of these chicks again and realized that maybe the bigger complaint is the squarish birth-control bodies (to which the lack of tits are an aggravating factor). And not liking what I can see of most faces. They all seem super boring and interchangeable with millions of other bitches.
It's giving me ptsd flashbacks to all the years of swiping. I had like 1500+ marginally acceptable matches just like these hos that I rarely paid attention to. I would only engage if:
-they messaged first and showed a high level of interest and seemed really nice -they were like 1.5pts hotter -they were of similar attractiveness but were gamers -OR every once in a while I would just want to break a dry spell and get laid so I would message like 30 roughly equivalent bitches at once
It's just such a fucking chore man, trying to sustain interest in these holes that are not hot but are still binary 1s, and then the nonsense that comes with the ones who are a level above to where you're really motivated to fuck them is just as bad. |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 11:32 AM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza Pretty garbage that you didn’t provide many ass pics for these girls tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49603430) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 11:57 AM Author: underhanded balding garrison Unfortunately brother these women aren't WHORES on SA, they are on organic dating apps so most aren't absolutely flaunting their asses. At some point if I start banging a large number of them im sure they'll be sending me some more risque photos and i'll consider keeping the great boart apprised. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49603523) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 12:28 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account not uncommon to receive before a first date. women are 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49603598) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: sticky dingle berry church building Always appreciate your content. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602519) |
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Date: January 19th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: walnut pisswyrm rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49602599) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: odious corner famous landscape painting 180 brother, just watch out for chicks with BPD (borderline personality disorder). If a chick seems too hot and fun and eager to please and you're wondering why she isn't wifed up, she could be BPD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49603841) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: Flirting yellow newt 1. After you got snipped were there new lumps of like scar tissue inside your scrotum where they cut you?
2. I’m trying to get a new snowboard but I’ve only ever ridden big old full camber setups (have been riding the same Burton custom since 2004). I tend to like techy freeride stuff like trees and bumps but live in the east where I encounter lots of ice and boilerplate. What’s your rec on a new board?
3. Pursue the lawyer for the lols and because word of your sexual prowess will leak out to her boss and your broader circle of friends leading to further lols. Ty for your service. |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 2:42 PM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza I had a temporary lump after mine. It was a sperm granuloma, which is when some cum leaks out of the cum tube. It was gone by two weeks after. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49603920) |
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Date: January 20th, 2026 4:33 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison 1. Yes like the poster above mentioned, they go away.
2. Lib tech boards with magma traction do good in the ice. You want something semi soft/med flex. Boards from the last 10 years are light years easier to ride because they have a lot more torsional flex. Union bindings are good.
3. That’s the plan my brother in Christ. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Quick update for my brothers... Went out with the attny last night and ho-lee-fuk. She showed up looking hot as shit, we were sitting at the bar, within 30 mins she was talking shit about her bf how she needs to break up with him, how he's a loser with zero ambition and everyone in her life agrees she needs to break up with him. Then said you actually wouldn't be the oldest guy i've dated, i went out with a 44 yr old with 2 kids. Within an hr or two our legs were intertwined, hand on her leg. She told me she had gotten her tits done fairly recently. We closed the restaurant down, but the bar staff was like you guys are cute, you can hang as long as you want we have like two hrs of clean up and they kept serving us for like another hr. When we finally left to go outside to get our ubers she told me how cold her fake tits got, snuggled up against me, head on shoulder, full bf/gf cuddle style.
She insisted i get in her uber and she would drop me off, in the uber hand on leg and she just kept going "I just need 6 mos, give me 6 mos".
I returned home and my phone had been blown up by hinge chicks, specifically the 28 yr old nurse. The 28 yr old nurse started telling me "in case it wasn't obvious from your career and our age difference, im very into power dynamics" and things rapidly progressed from their until she requested a dick pic to make sure it could properly fill her up.
She essentially told me nothing is off limits, she wants to be used and abused and have ALL her holes filled with my cum. I'm picking her up friday and she's planning on spending the weekend with me doing nothing but getting fucked.
What a wild time to be alive my brothers.
Supposed to go out with the blonde fitness chick tmw. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:33 PM Author: sickened ladyboy keepsake machete Nothing about this seems "wild" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606219) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:35 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison i was specifically referencing the 28 yr old who i've never met in person and is now telling me to fill all her holes with my cum...
The attorney is more an exciting in a taboo sense, neither of us are telling her boss, she was telling me how intimidated her bf was that she was going out to see me (for good reason), and then the natural progression of things. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:39 PM Author: sickened ladyboy keepsake machete Wow some lonely haggard bitch said something desperate for attention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606229) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:48 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car how is there a dude so cucked that he lets his gf go on a date to get drinks with some other guy? like how is this real? dudes used to snap and throw haymakers over this shit. but today's "men" are just like, go ahead honey? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606263) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:51 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison To be fair she really does need to break up with him. The dude has zero ambition, can't finish junior college, and she just kept talking about how dumb he is...
But yeah i was like wait you told him? She's like yeah and he's VERY insecure. I was like for good fucking reason as I grabbed her leg. got a tee hee in response. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:53 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car so why's she still with him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606282) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:59 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison because he's nice and really really loves me... but i know i need to break up, i will, its just hard because he's nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606310) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:01 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car yikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606311) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:52 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account she probably told him a half truth like "going to drinks with an attorney client." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606280) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:54 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car a real man would show up anyway to protect his turf. recently just saw this actually with two sisters who went out for drinks and told their bfs they were "banned" from cumming for bad behavior. They showed up anyway because their T isn't impossibly low. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606287) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:04 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account if you dont trust your girl the relationship is already over (bf knows this which is why hes intimidated). if you're going to couple up with a career woman you can't get insecure over ordinary stuff like getting drinks with a colleague. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606326) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:39 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account 180
what did you say to the atty begging you to wait? i assume she knows youre not considering you sent pics of other dates in your group chat and your dating life must have come up when she was talking about her bf. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:50 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison I told her the roster was full in the intermountain west so waiting 6 months would not be an issue and she hearted it. and then put "lol, we're bad..."
Yes she wanted to look at my hinge roster and i was like sure and the first thing she said was jesus christ these are all your matches!!?? These girls are beautiful.
I said I'm apparently an in demand commodity but I'd wait for true love (been teasing her that we're soul mates, we both know its a joke).
She mentioned some astrology nonsense last night so this morning at 6 am i sent her the sexual compatibility of our signs and she put "omg..." and hearted it. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:54 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge showing chicks your other matches is a 180 move (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606290) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:01 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account lol ive been in situation so many times where they want to see your other dates and then get super into you seeing how you're doing. women really are birdbrains -- they gauge your attractiveness significantly by how attractive you are to other women. if your hinge was empty or full of uggos she would have lost interest, but now shes acting with urgency.
shes monkey branching you hard right now which is typical of attractive women her age. shes not gonna break up with her bf before she has another one lined up. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:04 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison yeah and she seems to understand i have 4-6 months of hole fucking in the intermountain west first and is on board because it gives her adequate time to work up the courage to dump the loser bf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606324) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:08 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account 180 i can see you two becoming a couple after.
it's more common for women, but just make sure you don't wait for her to dump him. lots of women get strung along for years with a guy who is "seperated" but never pulls the trigger on a divorce. if she's still with him after six months she's attached to him. after all, she has every reason to break up even without you. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:13 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison she's young and dumb and desperate to settle down. I basically signaled im available to her but until then im fucking every hole in sight.
If it works out great, if it doesn't well I'll see her in 5 years when she gets divorced (literally told her this), assuming I'm still available which is a big if... |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: sticky dingle berry church building "she wants to be used and abused and have ALL her holes filled with my cum"
Reminds me of this classic: https://clickhole.com/what-your-teen-is-really-doing-when-she-says-she-s-goin-1825123871/
Nurses seem to be the most outrageous women by far. Totally nuts. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:35 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Is this a real article or fucking satire? And the fact you can't tell in modern day America is really something... I'm losing it |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:45 PM Author: Black big-titted theatre partner oh it's as real as chemtrails (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606456) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:45 PM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza Yup that’s a nurse and a legal assistant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606247) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:47 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison not a legal assistant an ASSOCIATE ATTORNEY
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:46 PM Author: Translucent brunch 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606250) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:46 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge i'm not like the other girls, i'm very into power dynamics tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606251) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:50 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car they can't say "I like older men with money and stability and a freewheeling lifestyle" because it's too trad so they use zoomerspeak like "power dynamics" wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606271) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:52 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison No she very much wants a dom/sub relationship. Told me she only wants to go to sleep with my cock pressed against her ass, ready to fill her holes and my hand around her neck... I've never met this chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606274) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:55 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car yeah but that's all predicated on the context that she views you as a dominant male whose value is above hers. women ho out for any guy they think is way above them. any relationship where the woman is desperately trying to suck and fuck you to make you happy it's because she perceives you as having high value. she would do this to some other guy, too, obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606293) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:57 PM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza It’s a shame she’s got the least interesting body of the bunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606299) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:59 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison check the photo below my brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606305) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:52 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge no, actually, she really is just into sexual power dynamics, like all women. she does not care about "money" or "stability." none of them do
that's all that's going on with them. they just want to be dominated. that's all women are. submissive biological sex bots who are seeking someone to dominate them |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:52 PM Author: odious corner famous landscape painting unghhh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606281) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:56 PM Author: spectacular rose orchestra pit mad-dog skullcap I don't understand why you didn't press the lawyer to drop the pretense and take ur cock. Sounds like you got blueballed by a chick with fake tits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606296) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:58 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison trying to slow play that one. She already proposed dinner so i can "meet her dog". I'll probably have her just come to my house and we can walk somewhere from there. I suspect something will end up happening then.
I think she almost likes it more that i act like i dgaf. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:59 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606307) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza Hmmm women responding favorably to being negged a very interesting hypothetical (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606334) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:17 PM Author: Black big-titted theatre partner This is the blond who works for your divorce lawyer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606352) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:24 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison yes... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606375) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:57 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison nurse sent me this last night:
And another one flipping me off from the bathroom at work because she had to take her underwear off because they were "completely soaked from the sexting" |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge crazy how badly you mog RSF and his 6.5/10 paid prostitutes
your threading is 1-8-0 for that alone |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:06 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison i don't know bro, RSF's chicks are pretty hot too.
I love all my brothers out there banging chicks. I love all my married brothers equally also and hope they can get some joy living vicariously.
I believe in loving all brothers. There's far too much cattiness and hate on the great boart. This used to be a place of gentlemen. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:21 PM Author: sticky dingle berry church building TYFT. Need more of this attitude in general. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606364) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:24 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606376) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 4:42 PM Author: Buck-toothed filthy institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606957) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:09 PM Author: Pearly startling dog poop police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49607837) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 12:59 PM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza Would press my cock head against the hole. Really need a similar one from the fitness chick though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606309) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:25 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison going out with her thurs... if she can find child care. I think she has 3 kids. She hasn't outright told me but i located her on ig and she def seems to be a single mom. Hoping that can turn into just some casual sex when im in town. She works out multiple times a day so is in great shape and is probably high t... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606380) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Black big-titted theatre partner well done sir. well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606315) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:06 PM Author: odious corner famous landscape painting unngghhh phat azz with the classy A cups unnnghh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606329) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:10 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Even more ridiculous is i openly talk to all these chicks about how i've been/go to therapy and it's like catnip for their birdbrains. These late 20/early 30 yr olds fall all over themselves. I mean im also sending all kinds of funny texts and shit along the way but i never thought therapy would actually fuel my worst sexual impulses but here we are.
Clearly I need more therapy. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:31 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account women are obsessed with therapy. they use it to dodge accountability (im working on myself!) and to demonize men (if you cared you'd be in therapy.) so they view men in therapy as really mature and dedicated to working on themselves.
i bet theres a lot of sociopathic dudes exploiting therapy speak and reverance to get pussy. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:34 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison coincidentally it makes me a lot less likely to put up with their bird brain bullshit. But on the flip side i really don't get mad much these days and just kinda have empathy for damaged people. It's been a pretty 180 development.
I know the great boarts thoughts are that its horrible and gay and whatever else... But there's absolutely nothing gay about a couple straight dudes getting nude and talking about life's challenges and supporting one another. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: sticky dingle berry church building I agree with the other poaster regarding therapy for the most part.
Therapy is actually good for dealing with very specific (and real) issues, but after the specific issue has been dealt with most people just need to go and do things / take action. Most women (and many spiritual women) just use therapy to deal with "anxiety" which is entirely caused by not taking action on problems / challenges that they know they should be.
Or in the case of women, it's just a way to escape accountability while feeling like you're doing something. The act of therapy itself becomes something to brag about. It gives them some sort of weird status in their minds. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:40 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account i think it depends on how serious the patient and therapist are. because "mental health treatment" has blown up there are a lot of retards that are licensed. second only to RNs, female therapists tend to be the most choatic themselves and do shit like sending ass shots to strangers and begging to get dominated.
i think its fair to believe in therapy or be ambivalent. but the people who are aggressive against it tend to be the people most in need of mental health treatment (hence why thats the prevailing opinion on the great bort.) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:35 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car therapy, astrology, code name's like "Mystery"... pretty much whatever we want (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606410) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:35 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge people say this but i've never met a single woman who thinks that men going to therapy is appropriate or desirable. they all implicitly understand that 'therapy' is an intra-female status signaling thing. none of them actually take it seriously in the way that they take, say, going to the gym and being fit seriously (for both men and women)
i guess maybe i don't ever interact with truly zogged out npcs but tbh i just don't really believe this is a thing |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:40 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Brother, I respect your opinion and can only speak from personal experience...
But it always comes up in a first date if not before then. I have a 100% success rate converting first to second/third/fourth dates if I so desire and have a pretty much 100% success rate converting apps -> text -> in person meets if i so desire.
I'm pretty far from a chad, I'm 6'1", BALD, pretty thin but in good shape and I look pretty decent for 40 but its not like im some nordic stud with a huge cock. More like a bald mixed race irish dude with some freckles and a moderately large cock. I've got a pretty good personality so I'm a good time, funny, fairly confident, etc. I certainly don't flaunt my money and don't even say im a business owner. I just say I'm an employee at x business. It's enough to imply I'm not a loser but none of them know I make a lot of money.
So ime it's been pretty 180 in terms of both my own personal life and outlook, but also in the dating realm for what it's worth. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:42 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison But I should add my therapist is a 60 yr old MAN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606437) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:50 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge bizarre. i'm definitely not second-guessing you. you are obviously an attractive guy and good with women. but the male therapy thing is just not something i've ever encountered with women
maybe it's my personality, and women can sense that i'm just not about that at all. which is true. i'm very straightforward and autistically masculine with women in both romantic and non-romantic contexts and it has always worked well for me and so i've never considered being any other way |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:53 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison I think a lot of people have the mistaken belief that therapy turns you into a pussy. I think it's the opposite. I'm pretty comfortable with who I am now finally, and proud of the person I am for the most part. I think that in turn translates to kinda an effortless confidence that can be pretty intoxicating to women. I'm also able to look them in the eye, empathize with them re their fears or whatever else.
On the flip side when they want to be tied up and have their holes filled I'm more than happy to do that too. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 2:00 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge hey if it is helping you, or even if you think it's helping you, that's great
it's not that i think that therapy is prohibitively non-masculine. it's that there's no way that any professional therapist understands me or my own subjective psychological experience better than myself
i guess that if i'm being honest, i think less of men who actually Go To Therapy, because i believe that men should be strong and smart enough to know themselves. but do you really care? you obviously have a great life anyway, so who cares what i think, lol |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car lol nah it's definitely a thing brah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606431) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:42 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account ive encountered it many times and all you need to do is type in "boyfriend therapy" into instagram to understand what the consensus is among women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606439) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:45 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge i mean we're all Extremely Online enough here to know that nothing that you read Online is actually real. much less things that Women Say Online (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606455) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:49 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account im telling you as an irl thingdoer ive experienced it often as is op. i just cited insta as proof an online denizen might be willing to accept. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606464) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:42 PM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza I’m sure there are plenty who think the way you describe, but these are nitpicking harpies who would also criticize the same dude if they *didn’t go to therapy*
Fun chicks who are self aware see a guy in therapy and see them at least putting in some self introspection. Not only does it provide them with a green flag to justify their own slutty behavior but deep down many see a guy pulling themselves up as a possible cheat code to getting their own shit together with a little less work. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:46 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison I mean therapy gets a lot of shit but i had a semi tough upbringing and was fueled for years by spite. Now im much more empathetic and loving person.
I truly just want the best for all people, especially my friends who in many ways I'm closer to than my family, but also my family as I've made peace with their struggles and love them also despite my challenging up bringing.
I especially want the best for my brothers on the great boart regardless of their views on my sex threading. I think we could all have each other's backs a bit more as every aspect of global capitalism (re: Private Equity) attempts to rip us as a society apart and isolate us. |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:54 PM Author: Sepia striped hyena plaza Absolutely. Those shards of humanity are being stripped from us and we should all find peace (whatever that looks like) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606478) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:06 PM Author: boyish hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49609817) |
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Date: January 21st, 2026 1:50 PM Author: Black big-titted theatre partner cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49606468) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:24 AM Author: Abnormal Aphrodisiac Stage Sweet Tailpipe OP, how much did your divorce cost you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49608173) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49608562) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:49 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison A paid off brand new, remodeled top to bottom home and several hundred k in cash. But no ongoing obligations and i kept my business and am completely free. I'm happy with the outcome and my life is endlessly more 180 than at any point during the 15 yr relationship.
Could easily armchair quarterback my life and wish I had ended it much sooner, but it all turned out well and I'm pretty happy with the person I've become so I'm just happy and content with where I'm at in life. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 12:51 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car Back when you were cheatmoing you were convinced that divorce was going to ruin you financially and that your wife owned half the business and it would ruin your lifestyle. So she just didn't want her half of the business or what? Seems like you got a way better deal than you were expecting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49608793) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:03 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison I was convinced of that and nearly had to liquidate everything during the mediation because she wanted to go scorched earth. But that would have been financially disadvantageous for her and her attorney wanted to get paid.
She was entitled to half the biz but fortunately contingency law practices are highly speculative re: future income, and the home had doubled in value which gave me a huge offset against the biz.
My attorney was also good and we had a fall back option that would have blown up in their face spectacularly if they hadn't backed down. (We basically had an expert and judge ready to go who said their valuation of the biz was complete dogshit and it would have completely fallen apart).
So yes life is good and I walked away financially in pretty decent shape. TBF she got several million in assets after never making more than 40k a year during the length of the marriage and never working more than 3 days a week. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:04 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car Seems fair in hindsight but obviously the value of the business is much better long term. It's crazy you never had kids imagine being a rich shrew who lives alone in a big house, so sad lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49608826) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:33 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison see below brother. Fortunately it's not a big house, just a very very nice home in a very very desireable community. It's literally a dream outcome for any mid 30-mid 50 yr old single woman w/o kids. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49609210) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:18 PM Author: Buck-toothed filthy institution That’s not a bad haul for her, but also seems like not enough to comfortably retire on while that young. What’s she gonna do, rope in a new sucker to fund her lifestyle? Or *gasp* go get a real job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49608937) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:32 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Fortunately she went back to school, she previously worked as low pay nurse (LVN) is completing her RN-BSN now so she will comfortably make 100kish a year, maybe more with additional specialties and certifications.
The house is an extremely high cost of living area and in an extremely desireable location (you can walk to restaurants, bars, open space trails, etc) so it's not particularly large (1500 sq ft) with tons of outdoor areas with heaters, fireplaces, tvs outside and inside. We hung out with our neighbors frequently so she has a built in community.
It's overall a great place for her to end up and even though she is apparently still filled with anger and rage (according to mutual friends who after a year are actually coming back over to me), I really do wish her nothing but peace, happiness and stability. I also hope she starts dating and finds a new bf or at least someone to have sex with her as that would probably brighten her outlook signfiicantly. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account you've got a great attitude about it. im divorced too, which sucked financially, but im always bewildered when i hear friends that persist in unhappy relationships because of money when they have more than enough to be comfortable.
a lot of people get really emotionally tethered to not losing half of what they've worked for, so they live in this depressing life sunk cost fallacy where they value digits in a bank account not going down more than actually living happily. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:35 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison I think often people don't realize how much different life can be when you aren't operating under the constant stress and anxiety that a unhealthy or high conflict marriage has. I certainly didn't and frankly was terrified of divorce but i finally realized i was so miserable that even living alone in a studio apt on food stamps and welfare would be better and I pulled the trigger.
Turns out it wasn't nearly the bad financially and my lifestyle didn't change except I actually have more disposable income (less savings/assets) and a endless stream of hot chicks to date/sleep with. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:48 PM Author: bonkers ultramarine community account mfcr. this has universally been the experience with my divorced bros and with me. even here with mpa, rsf, and cslg
i did a bunch of dating poasts with pics when i was post-divorce slutting it up (e.g. vodka gf.) partially because i was pleasantly suprised with how great my options were, especially when you read a bunch of shit here and elsewhere about how impossible modern dating is. i think what you're doing is a good PSA for the unhapppily married normal dudes who probably mostly lurk.
there's also the trope of millhouses dad divorcees -- guys who squander a good marriage out of ego and thinking there will be better options. nobody wants to be that guy. but ime as a weird-lookng, non-chad dude meeting a fairly low threshold of fitness, success, and personality = the world is your oyster. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:04 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison Also to be clear, all SA poasting came AFTER separation.
I did have an affair like 3-4 years before separation with a raging alcoholic that i ran off to for 6 months but then we rekindled and that prompted my individual therapeutic journey (life changing in many ways) and couples therapy (which was a disaster lol). |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:34 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge you should send her screenshots of your matches with all these hotties, unsolicited
now THAT would be Good Content |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:36 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison lol i do think about that sometimes but i do my best these days to try to be a good person regardless of other's viewpoints or opinions of me and that would be in conflict with those values.
I'm mostly just really happy I did finally get out of the marriage and life turned out far better than expected. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:39 PM Author: chocolate geriatric stock car I told you to get divorced and all credit and glory to me. You're welcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823771&forum_id=2#49609228) |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:51 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison I have the memory of a 90 yrs old azheimer's patient brother so can't confirm any recollection of this but if so...
Can't thank you enough for your sage wisdom. Really can't thank any of my bros on the great bort enough for their support and advice (even if massively flawed at times) as my life is objectively pretty great now. |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:48 PM Author: Internet-worthy Maize Indian Lodge awww cut the act nigga just do it
you know she deserves it and it would feel so, so good |
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Date: January 22nd, 2026 2:53 PM Author: underhanded balding garrison I mean more so it would feel good because I'd get to share the outcome with my bros on the great bort.
I do have one funny anecdote. Approximately a month after separating I ordered a massive bottle of lube because one of the girls i was fucking loved anal, and inadvertently had it delivered to her parents house lol.
I didn't know at the time but they had apparently opened it and taped it back up. It came up in the divorce mediation and my attorney was like yeah so what he was getting laid and why were they opening his mail, that's a crime? LJL |